/fraud/ general

Prevent them is only thing you can do. Other than having surgically removed. You can get cream/suppository that treat symptoms but is not cure.

so how do i not get hemorrhoids? not take jakes bbc in my asshole or what?

cuz thats the next thing i fucking need.

use more lube, ask bimbo idk

do non faggots get them?

I had a problem with it like 3 or 4 months ago but it went away, started acting up again tonight

fuck m8 its rough

if the shit is hard and dry yes but it generaly goes away with proper hydration

Improve diet, eat plenty of fibre. Dont force shits out hard, let them flow, bro. Let ur bum hole close up before wiping and go easy on it.

That's why I got them... I was taking anti diarrhea pills and I got an impacted stool (whatever its called when your shit becomes rock solid in your anus and its so hard to get out) had to scrape it out of my asshole with a Qtip and force it like no tmrw ... i was lucky i didn't rupture anything, blood was going everywhere.

Anyway, I don't take those anti diarrhea pills anymore. I made sure to take in more fibre, but last night I bought a jumbo pizza box full of nachos and ate it to myself and I'm lactose intolerant so I had the shits really bad because of all the cheese and jalapenos so now my anus is rekt and i have a ping pong ball sized lump on my anus that hurts like a motherfucker

On a positive note, I decided to up the dose from 250 to 400mg test, thinking about adding some npp and lean bulking

Ive been having awful shits like that lately cause of low estro. These odd shaped thick hard nuggets that fucking ripped my asshole. There's a pic of a bloody toilet bowl from like a week ago, absolutely awful stuff.

No hemorrhoid shit though, thank god.

Seriously be careful m8

I was on the toilet for an hour chipping away at a baseball sized rock of shit with the plastic part of a qtip in tears, it was traumatizing

Anyone have any suggestions about sterons that aren't hard on the hairline that will help me recomp/cut? Tried anavar but it was 100% winny and i started shedding like crazy

Drinking water now lmao

>Baseball sized
JFC mine was like just over pingpong ball sized if that and it fucked me up. Im sorry friend. Your asshole deserves better

*unzips dick*

yes, yes it does

His boibutt had a baseball run through it you think your betting pencil sized cock is gonna feel shit?

can test e and c be 300mg/ml?

only one way to find out

Just run 250mg/week and take dnp/psmf to goal lowest bodyweight

>take dnp/psmf
btw this is a bullshit meme

im eating above maintenance on this dnp run and losing like twice as much as i did doing psmf on dnp

i read that some product of glucose metabolism is needed to oxidize fats or some shit which makes sense i guess

Someone red pill me on dnp

I'm terrified

TL:DR
you would have to deliberately take an amount for above normal doses to overdose and cook yourself
Cataracts and PN are so rare they are basically urban myth tier today
take some antioxidants

pn is very real

far above*

So 250mg, plus supplements will basically make sure i'm ok?

What supps do you recommend?

in the few years dnp and fraud generals have been a thing on Veeky Forums
fatlifts was the only person who started developing PN
go traul through bb and roid forums
hardly anyone gets PN

yes

i get pn myself it's real, it just goes away easily if you stop using dnp

doesn't happen at low doses though unless you run it for a long ass time

I personally only take some antioxidants

Supplements (daily):
- 2g Vitamin C (antioxidant)
- 800iu Vitamin E (antioxidant)
- 1-2grams Pyruvate (may help prevent cataracts)
- 600mg NAC (N-Acetyl Cysteine) (liver support, may help prevent PN and cataracts)

Optional but recommended:
- Potassium gluconoate (prevent cramping)
- Magenesium (antioxidant)
- Taurine (prevent cramping)
- Grape seed extract (antioxidant)
- Selenium (antioxidant)
- Alpha Lipoic Acid (antioxidant)
- Melatonin (helps you sleep through night sweats)
- V8 juice (250ml ED)

take all this if you want
but most of their efficacy is just conjecture

complete horseshit

everyone gets PN after a long time/too high a dosage, even faggot notop. it's just not permanent

I didn't explain myself properly
I should have elaborated that most people aren't retarded enough to run DNP long enough to get it and most people drop DNP the second they start feeling pins and needles
You would have to be a retard to get a bad case of PN

I meant that as an either/or.

DNP is so you don't have to psmf. Ran 600mg/day for two weeks in South florida working in a kitchen with no ac, and I would still rather do that agin than psmf.for any significant length of time. It just makes me feel fucking stupid, destroys my lifts/energy, and doesn't even work that quickly.

Who here /Roids for the white race/?

I'm in Canada, so I'm thinking I can deal with the heat because it's already snowing here lol. Might grab a multivitamin and hope for the best because that seems like alot of supplements and I don't wanna spend money on all of that.

I'm 5'9 190lbs at roughly 20-25% bf, i'm not exactly a big guy. I wanna cut down to like 170 and then start a blast while eating clean and lean bulk

Any thoughts on how long I should run dnp? I was thinking maybe 2-3 wks and then take a break and go for another 2wks, all at 250mg

RaHoWa when?

>I'm 5'9 190lbs at roughly 20-25% bf
translates to
>roughly 30-35% bf

even if you were """"25%"""" you would be 16% at your proposed new weight which is still fucking obese as fuck, you obviously dont even fucking lift and u are planning a "blast while eating clean"

You are misinformed friend

Don't worry about the heat. It's uncomfortable but definitely over hyped. Humans are really good at disappating heat. See my post above about working 3ft from an oven in humid ass Florida with no ac on 600mg/day. I survived no problem. Was soaked like I fell in the pool but I didn't get sock or pass out or anything close.

>Supplements
Dilute Gatorade in water in something like a 1/10 ratio and youre fine. Only thing to worry about is electrolyte balance from the sweat. The antioxidant stack is unnecessary you can produce antioxidants endogenously.

Run it 2 weeks on 2 weeks off at 500mg/day until you see abs or stange sides develop. 190 at 5'9" I guarantee youre fat as fuck this process will taka while.

ok enjoy flapping ur disgusting fat ass everywhere you go you fucking animal

>I guarantee youre fat as fuck this process will taka while.
hope he dies

maybe his core temperature will not be able to dissipate through all of his fucking disgusting ass blubber and he'll overheat to death

Finally got my pack from JuicinJ today with extra gear included ayyyyy Happy Halloween

opinions on adding DNP to my trene/teste?

will i be into the dead mode?

So my dad is getting old and has some chronic injuries like bad disk in his neck, tore something in his hip, hurt his knee on his job, etc

Would ibutamoren potentially help with these? Want to get him something really cool for Xmas, and help him feel better, and I bet if I tell him what it is and flash a few studies he'll take it. Don't wanna waste his time if it's more-or-less useless for that purpose though. If there's somewhere better to ask please share.

Thanks gents

>tfw my dumb ass can't produce a half-decent song clip with lyrics I didn't write and a backing track I didn't create

Does anadrol have any mental effects?

>DNP on Tren
Shrek will move into your room because your bed is going to be a fucking disgusting sweaty ogre swamp

ibutamoren is inferior to injectable alternatives, such as ghrp 2-6

though, no growth hormone secretagogue will work well unless you're also providing peptides for the GH to recruit for repair (see: tb500, bpc157)

these are all subcutaneous injections mind you, so good luck convincing him fampai

Did most people start with 500mg test a week? If so what were the gains like? body and strength wise

Good

How good...hehe...how much would my numbers go up by roughly?

>Injectables
Not even gonna try.

I understand it's not a cure-all miracle but would it help at all, you think?

By a good amount. There is literally no way to tell as it's based on your training, genetics, current lift, current size, your diet, etc. You will gain a lot faster than lifting naturally but steroids aren't magic and it's not like you'll see your muscles grow overnight.

I'd add dbol because dbol is magical and test takes about four weeks to kick in anyway

post what you got

Yes it would definitely help him.
>ibutamoren is inferior to injectable alternatives, such as ghrp 2-6
In what way is it inferior? Also who the fuck wants to pin 3x a day? He's old breh, he just needs a pill to pop once a day.

Aight, uploading, will be ready in a few.

If you're gonna shill you gotta provide a bit more than 'it works'.

Links to anecdotes or studies would be nice

What do you want to know? There are literally hundreds of studies so I don't know what you want me to link you exactly? They have even given ibutamoren to dogs and horses and done studies.

What porn is this from?

QoL improvement stuff, effects on chronic soft tissue injuries. Only thing I can find relevant to that is a study on people in their 60s and up.

Here is the study on dogs I was talking about. It uses the highest dose I know of in a study at 1mg per kg of bodyweight which is what encouraged me to try a 100mg/day dose.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9071975

Requesting help with first cycle:

Running 500mg test-e a week for 12 weeks, jabbing 250mg on mon/thurs.

Want to run adex with it, should i run adex on the first day i jab, or wait untill week 2-3 of the cycle? Was going to take .5mg e3.5d.

Also pct will be nolva 40/40/20/20

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-ol2XPhe-0

>QoL improvement stuff
Better sleep
Faster workout recovery
More energy because you just feel better in general
I don't have any chronic injuries so I can't comment on that but my joints don't pop anymore since I've been using ibutamoren for whatever that's worth
Pretty good breh!

that is totally fine, I just prefer not to die

Yeah but you have to understand that as mrsnakeoil you need someone else to say these things because you have monetary incentive to lie.

So do you have any forum posts bookmarked or any studies that specifically looked into qol improvement?

Instrumentals available are all inaccurate, I start the first verse on time and by the end the background track is off by two seconds. I've been trying to edit the original MP3 to remove vocals, but the left/right symmetry is too high to isolate the center channel and get rid of all the lead vocals.

Such a hard life, I think I'm going to have to learn how to create beats, instrumentals on average are just a little bit too off to be usable.

Lol it's not snake oil. I do not have anything saved specifically on quality of life but I will do a quick search. But just think about it. Growth hormone heals and recovers, of course that would cause a qol improvement.

Yeah I know, I do believe it works but my first instinct is to always discount anything someone says when they have a fiscal imperative to lie.

If anything though Im helping you out, everyone will see whatever extra-personal anecdotes and studies you can find, yknow

You might not even need it. Don't bother with it unless you notice estrogen side effects.

Is that Estelle?

I found two studies both showing qol improvement. Just Google growth hormone qol or go on pubmed and search similar terms if you want to do further research.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=27346880
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=26732161

Test

Anyone?

How much Halloween candy did you binge on /fraud/??

I went to the gym then went home. Didn't even crave candy, I crave human connection. But hey at least I look good :)

>I crave human connection

People are shit and will always disappoint you.

...

Do any of you start your tren a higher during the first week? When do you usually feel the tren? Been pinning for 3 days... just wondering when Im going to start wanting to fuck my room mate so I can warn him no homo

pinned tren a into my delt and holy fucking shit the pain and burning sensation is unreal. Will be pinning quads the rest of my life

Just ball park, whats the average cycle cost all up?

If you order international, you can get test e, nolva, syringes, and AI for 200 tops. I can everything from 2 places so shipping is like 65$ but I do multiple orders. Otherwise it would be a little more

Depends on what ur gonna take, my first beginner cycle of Test Enanthate & anavar plus Ai: arimidex and pct Nolvadex was 300 bucks, needles and syringes r like 23 bucks on Amazon, I used 26g didn't feel a thing. Would recommend. But ur gonna want to get HCG, i didn't, I did fine but it's recommended. But all in all, it's way cheaper than a good sarm cycle and better. Gains like no other.

Then u did it wrong I pin only my delts because it doesn't cause soreness like quads n glutes. Plus that local growth effect is pretty nice. Delts blew up quick. I'd say give it another shot it's worth imo.

>But ur gonna want to get HCG
no

I didn't take it but every forum praises that shit. I did fine without it but why do they all recommend it user?

Cheers, I live in Aus so I would have to use tor and blackmarket it, otherwise it would be triple that buying local.

because small balls scare everyone for some reason

keep hcg for recovering from long b&cs. it's a complete waste of money for a regular cycle

Oooooo ok thanks man. Love you.

my condolences buddy. your customs are super fuckin hard to get through, there's a reason why your local shit is that expensive. good luck

gay porn with one of /frauds/ (bimbo i think), I would imagine.

>at work
>got cut
>getting out first aid kid
>Hot coworker who has never been friendly to me, only civil, approaches me
>"What did you do?"
>>Got a cut, just need to put a bandaid on it."
>"Awww poor baby, here let me do it for you."
>Proceeds to puts a bandaid on my hand slowly
>"All done, is that better?" Grips my forearm with both her hands (her hands were fucking tiny by the way)
>>"Yeah that's good. Cheers."

The sterons are working guys.

i literally didnt notice anything other than hunger and bloat on mk677
not saying it doesnt increase gh but the "qol effects" werent noticeable for me at least

>the steroids are working
>still dyel

i think she was just being nice breh