Girls mirin

What do you do when you notice girls mirin?

I'll let you know when it happens

>implying

>tfw friend's gf is rubbing your joocy triceps while directly in front of him
>always hugs me and squeezes my shoulders
>he does nothing

fpbp

What show is this from, Veeky Forums?

I think "heh, maybe she's mirin"
Then I realize I haven't made it yet and am more repulsive than attractive and she probably was just looking casually.

>What do you do when you notice girls mirin?
Panic.

I carry on. Mires mean fuck all unless she approaches. I sure as hell won't ever act on it

I don't care, because I have not seen a pretty girl mire me; only ugly or fat girls.
>tfw gym crush doesn't mire me

>I sure as hell won't ever act on it

Smile, say 'Hello!' and ask them to get coffee

Feel good about my self
The overthink it, make myself believe she's play some sick game

How do you not look away when a cute girl stares you directly in the eyes?
If I know them its fine, but strange qts staring at me like that makes me look away and appear disinterested.

You stare right back, you faggot.

What to do when girls literally never look at you, Veeky Forums?

thats a trap isnt it

How do you guys pronounce mirin?
>mee-rin?
>my-rin?
>mee-reen?
>my-reen?

it doesnt happen very often, but when it does 6/10 times i react like an asspie the other 40% i get a number.

the last time it happened was when i was on a lads holiday in maga

>my friends are chatting to these two girls all night
>im being an autist the entire time and i wasnt saying much i had a real bout of low confidence even tho i know im a 7/10
>the girls dissmis a load of my friends advances say they have boy friends but they hang around
>later on they corner me and say whats wrong with you, your hot as fuck, you could have any of these girls
>th-thanks

my friends lost a lot of respect for me that holiday, but i cant help it. ive been bottom of the pile for 22 years just being handsome doesn't change you from being beta to an alpha. i think it takes a mental transition also lifting before going out massively helps

Mirin is short for Admiring so say "Admiring and take out the ad and g you mong.

Ignore them, usually. It's usually trashy stoners who do that right now.

>First uni party last night
>Notice chicks checking me out left and right

1
>"Hey I have a class with you let me follow you on instgram you're pretty cute"
>I dont have any social media
>Looks at me like I ruined Christmas
>"See you in class"

2
>Girl comes up to me
>"Hi I'm A just wanted to tell you you're really attractive, do you play football?"
>Talk for a bit get her number

3
>Walk into small room
>Guy I recognize from class and three girls look at me
>"Hey ladies this is user look at him he's gorgeous right"
>Girl dressed as cat "I am looking at him he's glorious"
>Feel on the spot take a shot with them and say I need to find my friends

No amount of lifting could have prepared me to be tossed into those situations. Since January I went from 6'3 155 10% to 6'3 190 16% and I guess I'm better looking now that I'm more normal sized but I wish I wasn't such an autist

stare back until she looks at the ground to assert my dominance

Jel desu senpai

Nothing. Absolutely nothing except feel a little sick.

no idea. but i'm pretty sure that's eugenie bouchard.

Man I find this hard to believe, maybe I'm just not as attractive

Ditto.

His face is so stupid I wanna punch it

kill yourself my man

keep walking and only think to say something after the opportunity has passed.

Like yesterday a qtie with bright blue eyes mired me up and down, didn't take her eyes off me. Only after I had walked past her a good distance did I think to compliment her eyes and introduce myself

fuckin autism man

>tfw girls mirin even before I lifted because tall and good face
>tfw girls giggle at everything I say
>tfw girls all give me the look
>tfw total aspie so none of this matters at all
just a reminder guys it doesn't matter how buff and tall you are if you're still an aspie.

i fuck em right in the pussy

>being this jealous

>qt girl works behind the counter of the cafe I frequent at work
>i am pretty sure she mires every time i come in
>been going there a few times a week for the last 6 months
>haven't asked her name yet
>today she commented on how i must love chicken because i always order a different type
>didn't hear her properly because she was behind the food glass
>thought she was still asking me if i wanted the tandoori chicken
>i just nodded and said yes
>didn't realise that she was trying to initiate conversation until after i paid
>she was busy with other customers after that so i couldn't correct my mistake
>she probably thinks i'm a twat now

oh well friends, some times you just have to cut your losses and move on

I think Genie did an episode of ballers.

Same

>watching band at a basement show
>open space next to me
>punk rocker qt appears
>face kind of in her direction to observe, pretend to watch the moshers
>stands next to me, looks down at my face (manlet)
>moves closer, flips her hair around so I can smell the girliness
>does it again
>I pretend not to notice
>she walks away
>repeat 4-5 times, depends on how ugly the rest of the males are at the show
usually just do nothing t.bh f.am, gotta protect that virginity

>>Looks at me like I ruined Christmas
just say "you look at me like i just ruined christmas"

I flex like a douchebag and then laugh it off as if I was being Silly or something when I was actually a hardcore flexing douche.
Bitches love it, but your "hahah jk"-smile has to be perfect!

Simple. I wake up.

Produce STOGRE

Nah you're going about it wrong
You gotta hold eye contact and lick your teeth
Trust me this works just try it

>ESLs trying to correct people

Just blatently staring at my chest when wearing a loose wifebeater. When walking around town but also during conversations.

Had some qt /uni/ grill mire me when she jogged by.
felt good

>small time manager at call center
>qt azn girl says that there is crap all over her chair
>calls it jizz
>walks right over to me and asks me to check if there is any 'jizz' her on her ass
>mfw

why is it always so close but so far away brehs

topkek
Should have told her to wait a minute.

no, I believe we're fine, but he's 6'3..

do they send their smells on purpose??
It might be my biggest weakness.
When I smell old onitis perfume randomly I get the feels real bad..

I know that feel user.
I'm actually a confident motherfucker otherwise, but I don't know how to bed girls due to never trying.

yeah but dat qt mirin

>be at Bar with friends
>Go to toilet
>On the way back, lock eyes with qt, she looks down, bites her lip, looks at me again
>Brushes her tits against me as she's passing by
>Do nothing

That was actually th moment I realised I needed to fucking try and do stuff to actually get laid.
I get tons of mires because good-looking , cinfdent and outgoing, but never made a move and am therefore virgin at 25.
Now I need to find my Balls and hit on chicks because I missed SO MANY easy opportunities, and need to face up to my autism around girls anyways.

iktf, I fucking hate her for being a slut and fucking with my feels but just her smell man

yeah bro..
I usually have pretty high standards when it comes to chicks, but if she smells like oneitis I don't think I'd be able to reject her..

What's the smell?

It's some berry scent for me. Can't describe it....

Fuck while we're getting sentimental I really miss brushing her hair, getting it all perfect.

>notice
Ha.

fuck me pal, I don't even know what brand it is. Chanel mayhaps?
Can't even picture the smell anymore because I encounter it so rarely now.
Oneitis was 4 years ago, haven't seen her in over 3.
But when I walk past or get close to another girl with the same perfume
I feel like just dropping to the ground and die.

MAI RIN

>tfw i will never be handsome enough that women become autistic around me

girls acting autistic is the ultimate mire to be honest.

I don't think this is mirin. I think this is her going, "What is he doing... is that a camera... ooooookay then (what a vain weirdo)."

>do something about
>this would just push her farther away from him

he has no options besides breaking up with the (quite obvious) slut, desu. it's up to you to stop her behavior, not him.

>reeee why does blond stacy get the chad

How is this mirin? Not every lip bite is a mire you narcissists. She could be just watching to see how he puts the seat belt on. She bites her lip to defuse the awkward tension of waiting to see how he does it before she attempts it. There's nothing to even mire. He's wearing shorts and a t-shirt.

You did the right thing bros. What you interpreted as mirin was most likely in fact not mirin, and if you approached her and said "Hi" she'd say "Ew, why are you talking to me?" and put you on the top secret Creep List that every girl shares on GirlBook, blacklisting you for life. It's not worth the risk bros.

Making it friendo

>girl makes eye contact for 0.5sec
>"she wants to fuck"

if its in a bar or something, i reciprocte

if its IRL, i'm usually in a pissy/nervous mood and as much as i'd like to act on it, i usually look away nervously

pretend not to notice

it makes them angry
and i love making people angry

at least you have a good face

>girl asks me for a pencil
>fuckin a im gettin some tonight boiyo

>receive compliment from gf, friends, family, or anyone
>"babe, i love your body."
>"wow bro, you got bigger since i last saw you."
>"look at user. he has grown up a lot!"
>insecurity makes me believe that they're being disingenuous and fucking with me
>compliments continue to happen
>start to believe it to a small degree
>look in the mirror
>DYEL bitch