Veeky Forums humor

Posted these in a FPH thread, but I still think they're funny.

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holy shit I actually have that one printed out in my workout room.

I know that feel!

>be runt of the litter
>mum wont even feed me because she thinks im sickly
>brothers and sisters shun me
>slowly brothers and sisters are taken away by happy kids
>foreveralone.jpg
>the ground trembles
>a mountain of a being lifts me from the cardboard box and holds me
>never felt so warm
>is this where i find happiness?
>get taken to my new home
>more food than i ever thought possible
>go towards food, get swept up in the hands of my rescuer
>she takes a photo as i look back towards the food
>there i see a recipe book with chinese characters
>only english letters read "how to cook dog"
>mfw

>Clayci

Is this because she looks like a pile of clay?

It's not funny though

If you don't reply to this your mother will fart in her sleep tonight.

Kekkles were had

Fatty detected

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wood plow

if i wanted humor i'd just ask for your one rep max

Is squatting in Running shoes really that weird?

I do it all the time desu senpai

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It's bad for your form. You need your feet you be flat, not elevated. Running shoes elevate your heels, and that's where most of the weight goes.

No its not weird. I personally prefer to put two sponges under my regular shoes, but running shoes achieve the same effect.

Would it be better if i wear Chucks at the gym? I don't have other shoes.

xD hehe

kek
gets me every time

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Chucks are the go to for people who don't have lifting shoes.
Shoes need to either have a strong heel or be completely flat and thin.

shut the fuck up with your made up bullshit

Don't wear shoes with a soft sole, your feet and knees need a stable ground. You need a shoe with a non compressible sole, i think chucks would do fine.

Ok, thank you guys.

No problem dude. Although this place is full of sh*tposting I like to always provide the most accurate and up to date information I can. By doing this I hope that I make the community a better place for those who come here seeking fitness related knowledge. Have a great day!

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>By doing this I hope that I make the community a better place for those who come here seeking fitness related knowledge.
You do, user. At least for me.

>Have a great day!
Thank you, you too.

kek

>deadlifts still alive
>skullcrushers skull still intact
>good mornings its never a good morning
anyone have that thread or screencap?

Got u

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what if i just wear my socks or go barefoot?

I rock adipures to the gym. Perfect for squatting.

Fight me.

>he doesn't use a whole bunch of 10s and 5s instead of 45s.

thanks for the (you)

>i have no brother

Lately it's been people intentionally posting unfunny "gym culture" dumbass normie shit

Idk this has all gotten way 2meta4me

Hey Veeky Forums
do you guys do this too?

I caress my ass cheek and pretend it's a titty

Its literally like 1 or 2 faggots obsessively posting this garbage. They do it for a few days, sometimes a week or even months (eg. that ohp in the squat rack austin powers thing) but they always burn out eventually.

>phase one
Get butthurt by Veeky Forums and/or post something that incidentally gets a lot of negative attention
>phase two
Post it many times per day. Revel in people posting annoyed reactions.
>phase three
Everyone whos had something to say about it has done so, reposting the thread gets no attention and the fun is over

Been here a long time. Tards come and tards go

I thought the picture was funny. You obviously don't get it you DYEL twink faggot

I'm not fat and I didn't think it was funny. Name something funny about it

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When I was a kid I would do that all the time with the soft part of the underside of my arm and pretend it was titty, worked pretty well

yeah no, you're retarded.

the reason you don't squat in running shoes is because they have soft soles. when you're trying to press against the floor with as much force as possible, you don't want the soles to cushion up and absorb a part of that force.

Wow, that explains what I was reading in history class the other day about how humans never were able to lift anything while standing on dirt until $250 sport shoes were invented

every single time

this man speaks the truth, although it could be a bot

>be me
>lifting in 1 inch sport shoes
>attempt heavy weight
>shoes decompress as far as they will go
>proceed to lift weight
what am I missing?

*compress, not decompress

i really really like this picture, mind if I save it?

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>tfw from tulare county

Dogs are good protein though
Very lean

The force of you lifting is greater than you standing or you standing under the bar

Draw a vector diagram and it'll make sense

Fuck you

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sorry, its under copyright =( i wish i could let you.

lel

Kek

I know he was probably same fagging but fucking kek

>You need your feet you be flat, not elevated
Not true at all. You want some elevation because it helps increase ankle mobility.

jesus, how could anyone recover from that

Then you haven't had running shoes custom fit for your gait.

>Been here a long time. Tards come and tards go
You're still here,

>1 post by this ID
$0.02 has been deposited in your account. Thank you for shilling4shoes®

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY STOP SHIT POSTING UP Veeky Forums YOU FUCKING FAGGOT THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THESE EXCEPT THE ABSOLUTE CONFIRMATION WE ALL GET FROM YOUR POSTING THEM THAT YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIFT

HOLY SHIT
FUCK

You missed the point, squat shoes represent standing on flat ground with slightly more ankle dorsiflexion.

Running shoes represent standing on a pillow and trying to lift.

Stop being retarded on purpose.

>shoes decompress

>toes fly out of shoes from the vacuum
>soles explode from depressurization
>oxygen masks hang down from laces
>10 toes total death toll
>ankles mourn for years
>kneecaps commemorate the day

fuku

I've got some bad news about lifting shoes for you, anonovich...

Haha. Funny because it's true. Can I save this picture?