Cheating /fraud/s who sometimes discuss steroids

alright, thanks

looking to complete emt-b and then emt-i, worst case scenario I'm stuck as an EMT for a while and look to get a degree in paramedicine

what's your plan cp? any prior military experience?

see above, also check'd & kek'd, praise be unto him

moar test less fear clearer mind. should be mandated. US is retarded about aas except every athlete ever somehow

...

your depressing life the blog?
if youre so alpha get a better paying job to buy all the roids ever

>police do, EMT does a standard drug test and background check but no specialized steroid testing
>technically police don't "test" via a steroid test kit, but via polygraph
Ya I didn't think they did any steroid specific testing. They just worry about your Normie drugs.
I don't know if I would be an EMT. Everyone I've ever talk to that works in an ambulance cannot handle that shit for more than 5 years. It's one thing to put out fires, it's another thing to watch people die in front of your eyes on a daily basis...
Cool quote. Who is Enoch Powell?
I really don't get it sorry?

who here has the tightest boipussy

wow (you) really rustled me there user :^)

I don't know how I'll ever recover,

absoludedly downvoting for being ruuuude

right from wikipedia

"John Enoch Powell, MBE was a British politician, classical scholar, linguist, and poet. He served as a Conservative Member of Parliament, Ulster Unionist Party MP, and Minister of Health."

me, it's hairy tho

if you want pics email my throwaway

[email protected]

>email not sending

what gives user?

it worked for cap, iunno.

Amazing how much difference lighting makes, she looks no where near that good.

How good would this be for me on my cut rn? I can eat this without guilt r-right guys?

I somehow respect u more and im sorry for being rude. clearly i need more rons less money brb ordering all the tren

mostly unless youre a bitch but soynds like u are a bitch desu user

30g of protein and no carbs
>tfw not a bitch

>British politician
That's why I don't know him. I love the bongs but there is too much for me to keep up with over here to pay super close attention to their politics =/
I don't know who she is, but she can produce my heirs.
>no fiber
>ever making it

Is it worth it/adbvised for a beginning lifter to bother hopping on test? I'm around 26 percent body fat as it is so dunno if to cut first or just do test and lift.

NO NO NO. It's 80% diet 15% training 5% drugs. DIET FIRST!

Cut first/recomp to at most 15%. Excess body fat increases aromatization issues and fucks you up bad. Commit to the lifestyle, then get the toys. Would you buy a $300000 car if you couldn't drive it?

natty cut to at least 15% then jump on

will be easier than you think

also if you want more advice post age, height, weight, natty test levels, time spent lifting

Stop spouting bullshit.

5% drugs? Have that high horse you sit on fuck some sense into your mongoloid brain.

Pic related

12lbs lbm gained in two months with zero exercise. Just test.

dat low starting bf% tho

Do you have more of these pics? Or before/after sterons in general? Haven't seen many, really. This one kinda convinces me that face gains are a myth, although his face does look more rectangular after than elliptical (as before).

>Stop spouting bullshit.
>5% drugs? Have that high horse you sit on fuck some sense into your mongoloid brain.
Fug I always forget I have a mongoloid genetics. Thanks for correcting the record user!
WOW SICK GAINS! JUST TEST ONLY?!? WOW COOL WOW!

It's just a retard with an abusive Online GF that told.him to gain weight.

Works perfect for my purposes though lmao

Thanks anons. 155lbs, 5'5 (in b4), 32 years old. I ask about test because I know my test is low. I've gotten it checked twice and it's been sub 300 but apparently not low enough to convince the docs I need trt. It's been that way for years too I know it.

Oh hey cool

that dude on SST looking for a content writer for their legal supp site just "hired" me

rad

OK, word. Good to know about your test levels.

How long have you been lifting? Try losing some of the weight natty, but keep in mind with such low test you'll lose a lot of muscle too. If you've lifted for over a year or two you'll be ready to jump on after a few months of aggressive cutting I feel.

The main concern is the aromatization stuff mentioned

That changes things.

If youre legit under 300 hop on 150-250mg/week. That's unhealthy levels of low, and your body in general will be better off for it.

Get tested for prolactin levels, and other potential causes of low test, you dont want to cover up symptoms of a prolactinoma.

Who here /transpharma/?

>tfw concerned because people on sst said quality has gone down as of late

Sup /fraud/, so I did my first pin on Sunday, I'm following the basic beginner cycle Test E 250mg/ E3.5D.

Now my question is, do you measure the .5? in the 3.5 days? Or is it just a guideline to be pinning 2/week.

I pinned Sunday, so my next Pin would be Wed then Sat. Is that correct? Every 3 days starting on the day after your last pin.

Sorry for the novice question brahs I'm just a little unsure.

rip

I just do Monday/Thursday

Mind you I don't know jack shit

>tfw misspelling on label

>not brewing your own gear
$150 for 40 vials of test brah

Monday morning, Thursday night, repeat. .5 is literally a 12 hour measurement.

It's just e3d. Sometimes maybe you miss a day. Not ideal but not the end of the world. Unless your name is Phil Heath you don't need to worry about the time of day you inject.
Fug one of my favorite qt3.14s

>tfw you've been pinning Monday morning / Thursday morning

Well this cycle is officially useless now may as well stop

RIP gains

I have no idea what to say to the girlie about her "just doing what I want". Might call her a good girl. Maybe tell her I'm good at bossing her around. Maybe tell her she's a good listener.

Just did a scene. Easy money.

Pff. Thats 3 months. Tops.

Who else 2.5g test masterrace?

toronto?

Exactly the point friendo

lifetime TRT for $150

granted expiry dates, etc.

I brew ~20 new vials ever 6 months or so, alternative them through old stock and label it all based on date

I need to take a pic of the bugout bag with 500 vials some time whenever I make it to the /prepchamber/

yeah I'd adjust it for stability between the first/second pins.

parkdale senpai
lets suck each other's dicks

>transpharma

Bitch pls, we hate trans here.

Wait, actually?

Due to my schedule pinning at night is sort of a pain in the ass. (pun intended)

I've had no perceived issues mon/thurs morning, I didn't think it was actually an issue

Should I reconsider?

Theyre mutilated males or women with fake dicks.

>mfw not getting the joke

>tfw so autistic my work meal of half a plain baked potato, one sausage and a chicken thigh with tiny amounts of sauce counts as a dirty meal

Any other autists here?

At home i only eat pork shoulder steaks and fish. My sides are chicken soup or mixed beans,lentils,chickpeas, mix veg or cauliflower cheese

I mean if you aren't experiencing sides due to uneven fluctuations, and over a 12 hour period it's probably not too bad, then you're more than fine.

if you start experiencing sides though, look to that to solve the issue

Will keep in mind, thanks breh

Woofe.

C U T E

>it came

Diabetes here I come

ive basically been eating the same meals for about 6 months straight with very little variation if thats what your getting at then your not alone.

skip breakfast, lunch 4 eggs, lentils, quinao, beans, brown rice, with random seasoning

post workout, oats, peanut butter, marmalade

dinner which is 1 hour before bed usualy, is chow mein with 2 tiliapia with 2 eggs and 2lb of mixed veggies usually 2 types of bell pepper, random onions, danioken, jalapeno, red cabbage and what ever random shit i can put in there and its lightly sauteed so im not getting fat off of it and light use of seasoning so im not adding to much for calories.

im problay around 3k caloires and my workout burns around 800 cal since i do so much cardio
ewww this is what you should be cumming over pic related

who is a good canadian supplier then? I'm about to buy stuff for my first cycle

You're not even going to eat that all in one sitting, are you?

lol he meant as in trannies

make sure you take 50mg Dbol for every single meal your about to consume or else your wasteing your cycle.

so if you eat 2 times a day then 2 doses or if you eat 6 times a day then you take 6 doeses

anything else then your retarded

Just try and stop me

Kek so I didn't feel like waking up to go to my day job today

And I don't think I'll go back ever again

OK...

Their Test E is good to go, no worries about that. Anavar is most likely winny, killed my joints and hair started shedding rly bad. Aromasin is good to go. Cialis is underdosed, or viagra or something. I used BT cialis at 20mg and took half a pill and i would get bad headaches and stuffy nose, cramps and flushed face and my dick would be hard af, like insanely hard. Their cialis doesn't give me any of those sides, but it helps my dink so it might be underdosed viagra or something, idk

how do you keep your desk so clean m8 what do u used to clean it

How was the orgy?

3 pins into my first cycle, 250mg test e e3.5d. How long does it take to get used to needles and stuff, it still bugs me a bit. Also how many pins until I stop getting pip, pinning VG

Sell me Addy dammit

Are you sure test-e and asin are fine?

What about nolva? Not that user but I'm really worried

>can't tell if sarcasm

If serious honestly just water family. It's a cheap ass IKEA desk so I don't want to put anything else on it. Bet it would fade or some shit

Used to clean my glass desk with Windex though but that's about it

What sites are you injecting, what and gauge?

I was going to say, not sure if he's even had that desk long enough for it to need washing, seeing as it's particle board and not fallen to pieces yet.

guys i think im ready tu turn in my natty card, cant stand anymore the fact that i will never look great without gear, i tried my best but its time

what you think about test 6 and winstrol for a 1st cycle?thinking about taking 300mg test twice a week and 100mg winstrol every other day
am i going to kill myself?

I'm about 3 and a bit weeks in pinning quads every time, just make sure to grab the muscle around the injection site whilst you inject and try not to move the needle around too much once it's inside.

Also use either cotton wool or alcohol swab to press around the needle whilst pulling it out.

I've heard that heating the needle under hot water before you inject helps but I'm not sure about sterility.

As for before injection feels, I've never really had an issue with it but it's still always a tiny bit tense before I inject.

>tfw going three years strong with my IKEA bae

Dead serious, mine is similar and gets dusty as fuck with crumbs/dirt all over. It's a bitch to keep clean. Wiping that mf down as we speak.

Their test e gave me the least pip out of any lab i have used so far. The asin is 100% fine. Haven't taken any of their nolva so idk. What has you so worried?

don't take winny you fucking dummy

>Their test e gave me the least pip out of any lab i have used so far

Isn't that a bad thing? I've heard people say their t400 has almost no pip at all which seems underdosed...
>What has you so worried?
the whole situation of the last rep leaving or whatever. New rep seems to have kind of bad grammar and spelling and people on sst have recalled some reports of quality lacking

How fast did you notice results after you started roiding?

what should i take then? seen lots of people having very good results with winstrol but id love to hear a second opinion

Depends on compounds

seee
make sure you eat six times a day and a gallon of milk

6ish months into incorporating diddlys and heavy back/shoulder shit and I'm already noticeably fixing my obliques with back work and developing my v taper.

Who needs roids amirite?

Jk I could probably have done this shit in like 2 months roiding and I'm still nowhere near done. Kill me.

VG ventro glute. 1.5 23G

If they abandon their home then they're no better than spics and rapeugees

Been living in my house since january and still have 0 furniture besides my bed and desk. Is ikea actually worth?

Yeah I guess I still get a bit nervous and shaky, I know it effects the quality of my injections, causes me to move around a little bit and stuff.

all you need is a bed and a desk to be happy, your investments should be kitchen ware. food and roids

IKEAs okay. It's cheap shit that'll fall apart eventually though. Just go to a local furniture store. Or a thrift store.

Pretty wild. I got free xanax, mdma, mda and ketamine

I'm still a little high, the mda is really odd, almost like a mix of e and mushrooms or lsd

Newbf joined me

Depends, to me IKEA stuff is 99% styled to be bullshit faux-modern futuristic MIB looking stuff and that's not everybody's thing. My parents house is super warm and inviting and that's probably because it features approximately 0 items from IKEA.

It's also cheap (obviously). But if you don't treat it like shit I've yet to have something break or fall apart on me with decent care (except for things like dressers because I open and close drawers like a murderer)

tl;dr it's not awful just don't treat it like shit and it won't break. Just make sure you don't dislike their modern-ish visual aesthetic

Oh and for anything furniture wise make sure you're able to find a pre-built floor model somewhere you can sit your ass on and try

Some of their stuff is just downright weird and uncomfortable

Is doing a high volume version of a PPL split good for a bulk or should I isolate muscles more? Don't really feel like I'm overworking anything but I've seen some dudes way bigger than me having like a 5 day split so idk.

Almost all my money goes to food kek.

I'm really anal about furniture. This is my bed, fimes.com/en/beds/bed_bairon-speed.html and chair store.hermanmiller.com/Products/Eames-Lounge-Chair-and-Ottoman

I've only bought stuff for my room cuz I don't want roommates/friends destroying furniture I actually like. I'll just fill the rest of the house with IKEA and let it get trashed by rentees. Just wish I had an IKEA nearby so I could see the stuff first.

This is my worry, closest ikea is like 2 hours away.

Sounds fun, I haven't had coke in 2 weeks cuz i'm too lazy to pick it up and I've just been in bed every day shitposting cuz 0 interest in anything.

>high volume ppl
>should i add more volume

Wat.