Day One No-Fap November

Who's ready for those sick test gains?

fuck it, I'm on board. Been beating my dick like it stole my lunch since I was 12, 28 now, even during relationships.

It could probably use a break.

i'm with ya
been going at it nonstop for the past 7 years, might as well give it a try

count me in, famalams.

00:00 GMT +4 - 3rd Nov., 2016 is gonna count as day 1, for me.

may the gains be with us all.

Don't do it lads

>be chronic masturbator
>start doing nofap because why not
>reach day 12
>desperate to bust a nut through any means nessecary
>go to a bar looking for chick to fuck
>despite autismo, manage to get a 9/10 cutie
>take her home
>lights go off, start to eat that shitter like an apple fritter
>she starts sucking my gigantic bull penis
>last all of 40 seconds before i empty my swollen nutsack down her throat
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>post-orgasm remorse kicks in
>chick starts fadding into a 7
>another wiff of that butt and she drops to a 4
>she keep sucking
>sweet lord the pain
>cant protest due to having her arse in my mouth
>decide that is i make her cum, she might cease and desist
>she takes this as a sign im really into it
>sucks even harder
>feels like someone is repeatedly hurling baseballs at my scrotum
>cant get her off, she doesnt seem to mind
>she rolls off me and grabs my dick
>"ok daddy, now fuck my arse raw"
>combination of booze, lack of fapping and being called daddy impair my judgement and i go along with it
>60 minutes of the filthiest sex of my life
>finally cum on her back before passing out
>wake up the next morning
>it hits me
>first i notice the scars
>then the blue hair
>then the hole where his penis used to be
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>"good morning daddy, i have to go to work now. But I'll give you a call when I'm done ;)"
>she leaves
>realize she thinks its serious
>i gave my number away
>she knows where i live
>she'll probably kill herself if i bail now
>I'm now officially gay
>CAN'T WAKE UP

So yeah its not really worth it lads

I'm starting today. Failed yesterday because I let myself "look at porn without fapping" which didn't happen.

There is something about being called daddy that takes away all my self control

As a masturbation addict, this might be my greatest struggle, ever.

I've been jerking it average 3-5 times a day, ever since I figured it out when I was 10 (21 now.). I remember when I was younger, I jizzed 17 times in a single day. How fuck can I last an entire month?

I can't sleep all I do is thinking about how nice it would be to spank the monkey, and it's only been 24 hours. Please hold me Veeky Forums I don't know if I'll make it...

Holy shit

Mah dik

The more you resist temptation, the weaker it becomes

The more you give into temptation, the stronger it becomes

Keep yourself busy

and did 'she' call?
that certainly sounds pretty high test

do you also start temporarily losing colour vision after the 12th or so time? for like a few minutes?

It's been a couple years, but I don't remember anything like that. I've been thinking of trying it again, but that's not happening anytime soon.

Each climax takes a little longer than the last, and I was shooting blanks after 10. By the time I was done, I was tired, and every shot took little under an hour to reach.

i can't go a few hours without fap let alone a day. not even going to bother with a month

I'm with you OP

I once managed close to two weeks about 6 years ago, man was I horny.


Wait a sec I remember something now:

>be me
>be 16
>have been fapping for glorious 4 years
>also have phimosis, not very bad, but it's there
>need to have surgery
>dick covered in bandages also stiches below the head
>hurts when i touch it
>bandages will come off after like three weeks
>cantwaitthatlong.jpg
>grabing my dick still hurts
>after about two and a half weeks I watch porn
>raging boner
>can touch the base of my dick where there are no bandages
>watch porn while rubbing the base of penis
>didn't think to play with balls for some reason
>get really fucking arroused, but missing that last bit to cum
>put on favorite gina wild scene (am germanfag obv.)
>as her beautiful thighs ride some lucky fellow I cum hard
>never felt anything like it before
>my whole body shivers with every pulsating shot of cum leaving me
>then a splash of blood shooting out of my penis, like the cum before it
>ohfuck
>another one
>ohgodshit
>third smaller one, orgasm ends
>panic because I fucking bled out of my dick.
>what do I do
>clean everything up
>think I need to tell mom, but don't want to talk about masturbation
>tell her I saw blood in the general area after I woke up, she discards it as blood from the stiches.
>tell her it wasn't
>she sais I shouldn't worry and that it probably was from stiches.

Everything turned out fine but I never nutted that hard ever again

Came close once, but I've been chasing that high ever since

>nofap for 3 weeks
>girlfriend is coming back from uni next day
>horny af tho
>go to a party
>have some rum
>wake up tied to a bed
>twink cuddling up to me with cum all over his face

Does this make me gay? I can't even remember the act, just the result

I started accidentally on the 28th but fuck it lad, I'm already dieing

Any more anons with /nofap/ stories?

Fuck that. I gave up smoking easier than fapping. Giving up fapping is way too hard.

enjoy your ED

First time i tried nofap i got to day four and wanted to fuck everything in sight and fight wild animals.
Tried it again a few months later and just cruised through almost three weeks without giving a shit, like my libido just switched off, had to basically be goaded into sex by girls I was seeing and genuinely couldn't have cared if i got laid or not.

If all else fails, go on a long water fast. Kills your sex drive dead.

What if I fap, but I don't let myself cum? Like pushing the back of my dick with my little finger at the bottom. Managed to orgasm this way, several times. The urge for orgasm is reduced for hours - less time than if I cum normally - and I can do it again if I want.
I mainly do that because of DHT and hairloss shit.

>before nofap all orgasms were mediocre.
>mostly dribble no real cumshots.

>do nofap and make it 16 days.
>decide to fap to porn after that.
>orgasm imobilizes me, can't move, only feel.
>jizz starts spraying everywhere.
>it got in my hair and all over my carpet and desk, still haven't found it all.
If you want to shoot quarter cup rockets do nofap. 10/10 experience