Fit humor thread? Fit humor thread!

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Come on guys let's change that.

Starting with a classic, dyels see the door.

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If I wanted to laugh id just ask what your 1 rep max is

Breaking dreams

>ripped abs
This is what normies think

if i wanted a laugh i'd ask your dad what he thinks of you you little bitch

THIS IS NATTY LIMIT GET REKT DYELS

Natty limit no doubt... I was sure he was on creatine!!

hes really fucking skinny i dont understand why normies think this is attractive he just looks like he hasnt eaten in days for me how can you deal with the killer clowns when your that bony

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fresh blood gym goer here.
thankfully i haven't done anything dumb like this [spoiler]...yet.[/spoiler]

My one rep maxes are embarrassingly small, particularly my squat.

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Im fucking zyzz if thats ripped

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>i actually cant handle two scoops
FUCK OFF I HAVE A SENSITIVE STOMACH

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Why do people do these stupid exercises

Some guy doing those one arm cable lunges in my gym the other day then supersetting each rep by pressing a light db overhead

Is there some sort of ministry of bad advice dealing this out

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i'm just imagining this guy on his hands and knees trying to get a low angle photo of his shitty dog

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I'd give both my legs for a chest like that

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And I'm done.

>Is there some sort of ministry of bad advice dealing this out
crossfit

>Is there some sort of ministry of bad advice dealing this out

>>Veeky Forums

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>took one look at SS and did the opposite

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It makes me feel good that apparently I'm ripped to normies even though I'm a skinny dyel just like this guy.

Why do people nowadays think a moderately flat stomach is abs?
>Be me, have 4/6/8 pack depending on time of year since I was 10 (Male Gymnast)
>Talking to friend
>"Yeah I have been hitting the gym hard I got abs now"
>He shows me his stomach
>Maybe a little bit of definition if you squint and draw on him with a sharpie
>I tell him he doesn't have abs
>"Fuck you, you don't need a six pack to have abs"
>"Stop making everyone feel bad because they don't have abs like you"

Have we just gotten to the point where not a fat fuck = RIPPED ABS? I'm not trying to insult anybody but don't talk about your abs unless you got abs.

If I told you a joke while you were performing your OHP 1 rep max, the joke would go over your head

If I wanted humor I'd watch some stand-up comedy

What the fuck happened to these fit humor threads? They used to have funny stories about people shitting themselves. Now it just people taking the piss.

i'm a romanian and i have no idea why they're called romanian deadlifts

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And not one legday was given that day.

>I always felt like a small guy
Holy kek

>no muscular ftm gymbro

What a sad life

>Fuck that meme -->gotta train legs to break plateus.
This niglet has amputated legs and benches 400+ pounds

whey/lactose intolerant? try lactaid.

>"Scoops" usually refers to pre-workout after it was memed by Rich piana to use 4 scoops of pre every workout

maybe its like your senses, when you lose one the others get stronger

>Is there some sort of ministry of bad advice dealing this out
I hope one mod sees this and feels the irony this deeply.

Damn

A romanian olympic lifter invented the exercise, thats why

I shit you not, I see someone at my gym who does this with less weight than that.

classic kek

It's his protein shake you absolute newbitch dyel. Lurk moar.

>2015
>classic

Lurk more.

It's preworkout u fgt.

You are so new have you even seen the video?

BECAUSE ROMANIANS DON'T FINISH WHAT THEY START

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>werewolf mode
Top kek

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Thanks for a couple of keks m8. Going through a bit of a rough patch and this is what I needed.

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lost my shit to this. i don't even care of it's fake, that's top tier humor.

so true

i find this shit hilarious but im like 1 concussion away from being like this

Here's the shaving vid:
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I always lose my shit to this one