ASK ZYZZ!

Finally I have connected with the spirit of ZYZZ!!! I have under his glorious command constructed the following table for all of Veeky Forums to finally get the answer they deserve! I will start
Zyzz is benching in the smith machine alright?

I will do 90 pushups just as you wish sorry master for even asking about benching in the smith

Will I get a qt euro Asian gf by the end of the year zyzz?

Not sure what you mean so I'll ask again

he has answered

Will I make it?

Am i doing it right, Zyzz?

we're all gonna make it

Fuark

Zyzz will I make it?

Will I make it?

Will I ever be happy?

WHAAAAAT????? PRAISE DE LORD!! He has spoken!!!

Will I stop being a fucking dyel this year ?

good mama I knew he would bless us all! Screenshot me in this thread

Will I meet that special someone before the end of the year?

A-am I still gonna make it b..brah? Im sorry for being so sad and taking breaks from the gym and proper nutrition all the time :(

Will I be able to do it all again within q1 of 2017?

Holy shit, thanks zyzz

will i bang a milf (35+) before i turn 25

Yes, I am Zyzz. Please give me a direct answer.

God damn Zyzz is in a good mood today

based zyzz spirit. will roll last 2 digits pushups anyway

9 is sick cunt edition aswell so one can imagine how sick cunts we all are as we make it with the sick cunts trips

Blessed be thee name o' thy lord

Will i ever look as amazing as you Zyzz?

Put me in the screenshot
>hi mum

Lucky git

am i gonna mike it?

Will I get a fucking job before the end of the year?

b.t.f.o

Spirit of zyzz reminds you of what is truly important in your life

Fuark we all gonna make it bro

She keeps making me feel sad. Should I keep going or should I just leave? When it comes to girls I don't have any other options. I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm trying my hardest not to fuck anything up.

I didn't ask a yes or no question. I'm going to kill myself instead I think

Two questions,

Will I make this year memorable?

Does she like me?

Will I ever see some gains poking through that skinnyfat husk of mine?

Will I ever be as famous as you?

Don't mock me spirit!
Will I . Ever. Be. As famous as you?

lets go brahs

will I ever get a qt3,14 gf?

lmao

Am I a sikkunt brah?

Bro will she ask me out?

I know I'm gonna make it

Should I ask her out after the season?

Should I fight on?

will i make it

NOOOOO

Will I lose my virginity before 2017?

Am I going to make it?

you're the boss brah gonna go kill squats, hopefully hitting 3pl8 will get me laid

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Can I become a genetic freak?

will I make it?

CHECKED

Will I hit my 1 plate OHP and 2 plate Bench within the next few months?

Pls

Will I ever be a god such as yourself?

will i get fit?

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brah?

will I hit a new pr tomorrow?

is it going to happen this year? If so, with her?

Will I fuck up my back again?

reroll

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should i go cocoon mode

Will you come back to us?

Should I ask her out tomorrow or in a week?

queston

Will I get a qt twink bf this year?

Did I already make it?

Zyzz will I make it breh??

Got the hover hand just right.

Lips could be gayer tho.

dyel

Will I make it?

am i ever going to make it

Zyzz, my lord......will I ascend?

Boi

Will I get the job?

Yes im mad but it doesnt matter, will I get the job?

Will I get a gf before this year ends?

Will i get lmao2pl8 Bench next year?

>Will i get lmao2pl8 Bench next year?
Thx but will i?

>tfw no qt skelly gf

Son of Zeus may I have your blessings for a successful first bulk?

will i attain my bulking goals for the winter?

Will I make it?

thanks based zyzz

Should I use?

zyzz will i make it?

Will I get sloots this year

Will I make it brah?

will this board survive the coming memeocalypse of 4chans death? also will jeff pls go?

ok i asked you later what now breh?

Will I ever be worth anything

Will i make it

Will I ever get a qt3.14 fit gf willing to coach me if I remain a fatty?

Will my suffering end by 2020? Trips plz zyzz

Will I get a QT gf by summer

N-Not quite sure what you mean Zyzz