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Tfw received first nude ever
Grayson Garcia
Jason Reyes
the first time you have sex is the one you will never forget, you stupid patetic waste of skin.
Dominic Cooper
>a bloobloo muh first time is so special
Written like a true virgin
Kayden Evans
Say the fag that just fuck a scort instead of a qt grill for free like the rest of us.
Julian Morgan
>loser virgin like most of Veeky Forums
Is this seriously true?
Veeky Forums was my home board for a long time, years. From 2009 until about 2014. 2015 it started getting really bad with fedora faggot PUA losers and /r9k/ crabs and the generals started to become the only decent threads.
All that being said, I can't imagine MOST of the regulars here being that pathetic. I don't want to believe it.
Hudson Clark
This is bullshit. All i remember is that the dumb bitch got icy-hot condoms. Why kailee. Why.
Ayden Rivera
Unless you farm and hunt for all your food, you do pay to eat.
Unless you live in a place with no state, you also pay to live. If you refuse to pay taxes, men with guns will come to your house to take you away. If you refuse to go with them, they will force you. If you resist their force, they will kill you.
Michael Gray
>instead of a qt grill for free like the rest of us.
>for free like the rest of us
>for free
>free
Holy kek, I'm out.
Ethan Torres
unrelated note, i played this song right after i lost my virginity
Wyatt Lewis
Paying for pussy is just as beta as falling in love. Either way, you are giving time and money to pursue the vaginal jew when you could be spending it on other things.
If you're not being offered no-strings-attached sex with women you are attracted to, or better yet, being paid to fuck, then your sexual exploits are beta by definition. Wasting money or effort on female deceivers is submission.