Brainlet History

>Christianity destroyed roman empire and cause "dark ages"
>"Dark ages" existed
>Europe pre-renaissance was backward hellhole while rest of the world was prosperous
>Europeans genocided amerindians
>Europeans kidnapped africans for slavery
>Atlantic slave trade was much worse then arabic slave trade

>Rommel was a good general, or at least performed well in North Africa.

>implying Mussolini’s italy and Nazi germany do not simply exemplify the two possible routes fascism can take once in power
Half the fun of these threads is seeing people out themselves as brainlets.
theleder.com/docs/Misc/Paxton_Five Stages of Fascism.pdf

>"You see, it's been our misfortune to have the wrong religion. Why didn't we have the religion of the Japanese, who regard sacrifice for the fatherland as the highest good? The Mohammedan religion too would have been much more compatible to us than Christianity. Why did it have to be Christianity with its meekness and flabbiness?"
>Around 1937, when Hitler heard that at the instigation of the party and the SS vast numbers of his followers had left the church because it was obstinately opposing his plans, he nevertheless ordered his chief associates, above all Goering and Goebbels, to remain members of the church. He too would remain a member of the Catholic Church he said, although he had no real attachment to it. And in fact he remained in the church until his suicide.

According to Albert Speer

>D-Day landings happened in the south of France
>the ancient Greek and Roman civilizations didn't exist at the same time
>Christianity didn't spread to Europe until after the Roman empire collapsed
>the Phoenicians, Polynesians, and Portuguese were all part of the same civilization

I also once heard somebody call Constantine "the first Holy Roman Emperor."

USA is the good guys

>Irish monks proves there was no dark ages
People didnt read or write in the dark ages, thats the reason for the epitath

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>didnt know the distinction between AD and BC
>thought UK stood for ukraine and referred to great britain as ukraine
Also, noone ever told me that nazis weren't the greatest, so i drew swastikas on art projects

this is not false, that country doesn't use its immeasurable wealth and mobilization power to conquer and subjugate nations to its will

it's the most benevolent country in history to ever hold the position that it does

>Isrealis have a right to Palestine.

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Yeah they use subversion and propaganda and bribing of local forces for that end

you're just being contrarian for the sake of it

DELET THIS

>>"Dark ages" existed

The period right after the collapse of Rome was a real mess.

>>Europe pre-renaissance was backward hellhole while rest of the world was prosperous

There was a legitimate period of decline for Europe and it was like until 1000 that they recovered.

>Real Communism hasn’t been tried yet.

Communism isn't a system of govt, rather it's a system of ideas, or a philosophy

Bakunin > Marx regardless

>peter was the most important figure in the first generation of christian leaders
>reagan brought down the soviet union/is the person most responsible for the fall of the soviet union
>the constitution of the US was guided by the hand of God

>ancap hasn't been tried yet

He was raised Catholic, but was very much non-practicing and permitted (or at least didn't interfere) in Nazi efforts to obstruct the Catholic Church in Germany by seizing property, shutting down religious schools, imprisoning non-compliant priests, etc.

There were also several writings where he wished that Germany had a religion other than Christianity, since he viewed it as being too decadent and not very militant.

Fuck. You remind me of the stuffs I used to believe about the Paris Commune.

>Napoleon was a tyrannical, proto-Hitler with an inferiority complex midget.

The only people who hate him are Anglos.

>American historian
Dropped

Like they didn't try to do so in Iraq and Afghanistan recently.

>thought their was a "inherit" name for colors or animals outside of what humans created for them

>Benny Franklin invented electricity
>Sound of Music happened in Australia
>Native Americans had the wheel
>Atlantis bridged Europe and north america

>everyone was using swords & shields until WW1 where they switched to semi-automatic rifles

>The airplane was invented by a Brazilian

>WW1 was fought with muskets

>The french revolution was justified and all kings are evil

>portugal and spain used to own half the world
>salazar was a fascist dictator
>the iraq war was unjustified
>socialism in scandinavian countries works great

for the longest time i thought transylvania was a fictional place

Ark of the Covenant under Stonehenge,
1.2m (4ft) below the Heel Stone, idiot.

>the Roman empire fell in 476 to the goths

>wars are aways fought between countries that are 100% evil and 100% good
This seems like quite a natural thing to think as a child.

Ark of God treasure map
by Garry Denke, moron.

>Greek people still worship Zeus
>Greek Orthodox Church worship Greek pantheon

That's what I thought as a kid

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>Egypt still had Pharaohs
>When referring to Englishmen,I always thought it was another word for some who lives in the US
>New Zealand is a territory of Australia
>Emperors still ruled Italy because I thought Rome still exists
>Romania is another word for Rome and not a real country

>Sound of Music happened in Australia
What is it with anglos and confusing Austria with Australia and Sweden with Switzerland?
It's especially ludicrous with the latter.

>Romania is another word for Rome
It actually was the word for the realm of the romans. That's why the gyppos took it as the name for their nation.

>The Holocaust
>Christians caused the dark ages
>Islamic Golden Age
>Jews weren't the majority in the early soviet government
>Egyptians are niggers
>Ancient Mesopotamians were huwite
>Crusaders were barbaric colonialists
>Alexander the Great lost a war in India that's why he didn't expand further
>Enlightenment was good
>American Civil war was about slavery
>Nicholas II wasn't ritually sacrificed by Bolshevik Jews
>Joan d'Arc was raped :^)
>We needed to drop the atomic bombs on Japan to end the war
>The Spanish Inquisition was evil
>Aliens built the pyramids
>Hannibal was a nigger
>The English were never a homogeneous people because of Germanic invasions

The United States war for independence was a war for personal freedoms

What the actual fuck did they teach you in school?