I've decided I'm going to find the Holy Grail

I've decided I'm going to find the Holy Grail.
Where do I start?

whatever you do never tell anyone
otherwise you find the grail and have it taken from your hands

my basement m8

buy a bag of weed and some mushrooms, and some dmt, its inside user, its inside

IN the gilded halls of Gylthos
There sits a lonely Knight
Sworn to keep his only oath
To keep wrong things from the right.

So keep a prayer for him
And hope he does not fail
For in the halls of Glythos
You'll find the fabled Grail.


One of my grandfather's old poems.

Ethiopia

vatican city, it's in the pope's bathroom

you could probably rent it from a redbox

What's with christcucks and their blood drinking obsession? Do they believe they're vampires?

First you have to determine which Servant you want to summon.

It's in this place

t. George Lucas

christianity=jewish blood magic

Glastonbury. That's where Joseph of Arimathea took the grail and that's where him and it were buried.

Richard the Lionheart's coffin.

In the Old Testament religion Jewish priests offered lamb sacrifices on Passover which was consumed as communion in partaking of the sacrifice(bread and wine sacrifices were also offered).

In the last supper Christ gave the apostles the priests of the new covenant the power to offer him as sacrifice in the new form of worship(the liturgy) and turn bread and wine into his body and blood to be received by the baptized as communion with the sacrifice.

It's not human flesh and blood because it retains the species and appearance of bread and wine.

The holy grail is actually the moist tight boi pussy of Jesus. His untouched virgin ass, tight and ready to be pleased by the cock of Satan.

>what do he mean by wanting to find this?

Fedora fags are the cancer of this already cancerous board

North Syria

Participate in seven man ritual where you kill each other using heroes from the past.

oh, well, when you put it that way, it doesn't sound crazy at all.
they don't actually drink blood, it's all just magic spells. drinking blood is for crazy infidels.

meant for

>Not just checking the obelisks