Literally writes a book outlining his plans

>literally writes a book outlining his plans
>isn't stopped until he's almost accomplished his goals

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He was a zionist puppet

>Villain explains his master plan to the hero
>hero stops him

Why is Hitler such a joke?

they thought he was just shitposting

You mean Hess wrote the book

> Be me
> Jewish, 1935
> Hear a loud knock on door
> Have lots of money from chumps and their faked loans

What do I do guys

>hate Jews and wanna kill them
>literally write that out and do it when I have absolute power
>years later /pol/friends claim I loved Jews and would never hurt them

pretty much

>”he’s not actually going to build the wall”

Its almost like the capitalists literally handed the country over to him so they could keep their wealth and defeat the communists.

Nvm thats actually what happened.

>Putting a skull and crossbones as the insignia of some units

Then why he did doubled corporate taxes?

Did he have the assburgers?

the skull and crossbones were used by germans for hundreds of years, fag, don't believe hollywood shit

socialism would've destroyed the capitalists in the long run, he came to power by deceiving them, mussolini did the same thing with fascism

>to this very day his most ardent supporters deny he wanted to do what he clearly stated in his book and then openly tried to do irl

t. Americuck

It’s because /pol/fags and stormfags have never read Mein Kampf.

Why do people even follow or like Hitler? He was a meme from the get go.

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Even the ones that do read it deny it tho, it's the damnedest thing. I remember during my own nazi phase, I asked a komrade why we ignore Hitler's own clearly stated intentions when considering the holohoax, and he just said "Oh, he was just venting when he wrote that, you shouldn't take those parts of his book seriously, hahaha"

because the next step wasnt crashing the plane

>Hitler tamed by prison
If he had been properly raped, maybe.

Contrarianism. Hitler is the ultimate contrarian choice when it comes to world leaders. Edgy teenagers work off of that to seem different from the mainstream.

Because he had them over a barrel, what were they going to do, oust him and put the commies in charge instead?

Yeah but he was a fucking idiot that lost the war, plunged his country into ruin, led to the creation of Israel, (or it certainly played a role in the creation of Israel in 1948), made nationalism a taboo belief in a lot of countries, had a shitty delusional mindset when it came to warfare. I mean to quote, Plinkett, "how much more can you fuck up?"

>hurr he lost so he sucks
That's not how it works. Losing the war doesn't stop people idolizing the Confederacy, or Hannibal, or Bonny Prince Charlie, why should it Hitler? If anything it makes him MORE romantic.

No, him losing the war isn't what why he sucks, do I need to explain the idiocy of Nazism to a Vietnamese sowing board to a bunch of anons?

>hurr his ideas are dumb so he sucks!
That's not how it works either, fuckwit. Are you a Martian? Do you really not understand the appeal of someone like Hitler? Read a book on human psychology, start with "True Believer" by Hoffer.

Hannibal didn’t lose because of his retardation, he lost because of Carthage fucking him over. Hitler lost because he made retarded decisions.
It’s especially appropriate for Hitler because Hitler’s whole ideology about “the strong ruling over the weak,” social Darwinism and the like. By his own ideology he is the weaker being.

That's just your opinion tho, dumbfuck. Hannibal waged a war thinking he would win it, but he lost. How is that different? It was Hannibals "retarded decision" to attack Rome, a decision that ended in the permanent neutering of his own country and left Rome stronger than ever. This is literally the same as Hitler vs Stalin.

You can say "well Hannibal never made any retarded MILITARY decisions", but Hitler wasn't a general, and Hannibal fucked up royally at Zama.

>m-m-m-muh Zama
>conveniently leaves out the whole second part of my paragraph
Fuck off you Hitler-obsessed teenage Wehraboo. Hidden.

>>conveniently leaves out the whole second part of my paragraph
The part where you call Hitler a dumb dumb? Why do you think I give a shit you dumb fucking faggot? And how is that even relevant? "Hannibal thought Carthage was superior to Rome, but by losing he proved himself wrong."Fuck off you Hitler-obsessed teenage Wehraboo. Hidden.
>HURR IF U TALK ABOOT SOMTHINK, U MUS LOVE THAT THIN
Go fuck yourself you dimwitted spastic.

you propably meant
>hero describes his plan
>villain stops him
why was Hitler such a good guy?

Literally, LITERALLY nobody has ever claimed that Hitler loves Jews and would never hurt them

>That Mitchell and Webb joke is older than some users on this site

t. american education

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Pay the people at the door off, and then leave the country as soon as possible. Most rich Jews managed to escape.

They fell for The Greatest Meme Never Told

"in 1934 I'd have happily given up half my fortune if in exchange I could be sure the other half was safe"
t. Joe Kennedy

>literally writes a book outlining his plans
>>isn't stopped until he's almost accomplished his goals

Literally writes a book outlining his plans for mass rape, genocide, terror, vandalism and treason.

Stupid hell-bound vermin fulfill his plans.

Still isn't stopped.

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Fuck off back to your subreddit cunt

>Fuck off back to your subreddit cunt

Bark doggie - woof woof! We'll get you a job in the junkyard.

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meanwhile Stalin lied and people in America believed him

Not really, the CPUSA were the only leftwingers buying his shit

shutup retard fuck off

Holy fuck.
Imperialfag gtfo to

Hess only transcribed Hitler's dictations.

t. people who haven't read his book

I havent. Whats in it?

I can tell you it has nothing inside it about genociding people. It's mainly about his life and how his struggle from an early age shaped his views. He actually was a pretty smart dude, he'd save up extra money while homeless in Austria just to buy books, he had like 4 suitcases full of them.

That would be most of the germans forced to buy it, the guy was a terrible writer.

Do you think a Polish Jew fucked his crush or something? Is that why he was so fucking angry and autistic about Slavs and Jews?

His writing seemed normal and comprehensible, I don't see how he was a shit writer desu.

he was inbred and jews are even more inbred, that's why he was so butthurt. he always had to be #1

He was an austrian failure who wanted to be accepted by the germans whom he idolised, by being a louder try-hard racist. Typical wannabe, over did it to compensate.

No, it was because he got cucked by Jews xDd so witty and tough, right?

Some right wingers distrust and resent Jews for being more wealthy and more liberal than average Americans, so this brings many of them to embrace conspiracy theories and Hitler worship.

Once you bite this bullet, everything bad or scary must be attributed to Jews and everything related to Jews must be made somehow evil

"Normal and comprehensible" is some shit I'd say about a fifth grader's essay you rube. What the fuck do you mean it's normal and comprehensible? OMG, are there no typos? SERIOUSLY? Amazing! Hitler is such a good writer desu, I don't know what any of you jews mean.

user, Hitlers writing comes off as an angry sperg that runs on. I read 50 pages and put it down because reading it felt like having a racist tard come scream at me about how great he is while Slavs and Jews should die.

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Imagine how the guy who signed off on his parole felt like 20 years later.

Im reading Mein Kampf right now so I can learn more about the man himself, but desu I haven't come across anything half way through that talks about Jewish extermination. Only thing it really talks about concerning jews is their support of socialism/communism and the Jewish misrepresentation in German society and their "degenerate" behavior and sketchy ways. Idk if its in part 2 or what but as of right now it really doesn't talk much about Jews (As much as you would think). Let me know if anyone has some quotes or shit

This is literally false you haven't read the book quit acting like a child and read the damn thing and make an opinion for yourself instead of saying the same shit you've been told since you were a kid. First 50 pages talk about his childhood and his father a lot, also how he wants to be a painter/architect.

Its a English translation of German. Also keep in mind its understandable that there would be typos and errors in writing when the German language is spoken across different parts of Europe giving rise to different dialects. Hitler being from Austria would more than likely have a slightly different way of speaking and writing than someone from north Germany at the time.

this

Wasn't it?

People are really delusional

Fucking kek.

When did political cartoonists labeling literally everything they could start?

>capitalists supporting a socialist candidate

>its a "leftypol tries to moral grand stand over nazism" episode

>my nazi phase
How does one end up in a Nazi phase exactly? And how do we get the millions of autistic faggots that have infiltrated every board on here to grow out of it like you somehow did?

This rule REALLY needs to be enforced more. These faggots are everywhere and makes political discussions impossible anymore.

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you wait a year or two, problem is that another one takes his place