Be watching a WWII documentary with my parents

>be watching a WWII documentary with my parents
>gets to the early invasions of Europe by Germany
>mentions how Denmark went down in hours
>giggle a little because it IS kinda funny how quickly they were conquered, not even a Wehraboo
>mom gets angry, telling me how it’s “not funny” and how my grandparents (I’m part-Danish) neighbours were rounded up for the Holocaust n shiettt
Seriously though, why the FUCK did Denmark fall so ludicrously quickly?

Weak Danish army couldn't do anything against Wehrmacht, so they surrendered to avoid pointless loss of lives.

As simple as that.

Mind you all those documentaries also state that Poland was defeated twice as fast as in reality. I don't know why. They're all using the same textbook?

>rounded up for the Holocaust
>I'm part-Danish
You aren't Danish, you're a Jew.

His grandparents’ neighbours

stop being an underage faggot who lacks common sense
>hurr, why did a small country with a weak army and no border defenses to speak of surrendered to the vastly superior German army

>Only Jews died in the Holocaust
>Jews can't be Danish

Danes made a movie about that.
And wasn't it like the monarch of Luxemburg who encountered German paratroopers while on a hunt?

She said my grandparents’ “neighbours,” not my grandparents. They were alive and well decades after WWII.

How can you be Danish and Jew at the same time?

One is a nationality, the other is a religion.

Both are ethnicities.

Jewish is an ethnicity and a religion, saying i'm a Jewish dane is completely reasonable.

Dane is also an ethnicity. Having a Denmark passport doesn't make you a Dane.

Autism and /pol/ are one hell of a combo

Don't talk with Amerimutts, for them only the state matters.

>this retard

It makes your nationality Danish you idiot.

Only if it's an ethnic Dane who also happens to believe in Judaism. But a vast, overwhelming majority of Judaists happen to be ethnic Jews, not Danes or other gentiles.

This. In America ethnicity doesn't exist, there's only nationality. They cannot comprehenend the fact that someone with a German passport might in fact not be a German.

If yo daddy is a ethnic Jew and yo momma is a ethnic Dane?
>Inb4 1 drop rule of some description
um wut? then everyone is a mutt (Off yourself if you genuinely believe that since the dawn of humanity someone in your linage has not bred with a mildly different race at some point in the 10000's of ancestors you have, even if its a Germanic with a Med)

If you are an ethnic Dane but are a religious convert to Judaism?
>Inb4 not a real Jew as only religious
Yeah nah m8 still Jewish and probably even more important than race as by being a practicing Jew they probably are culturally Jewish as well which is more effectual and harmful (if you believe Nazi doctrine) on society

If you are ethnically Jewish but were born in Denmark?
>Inb4 not a Jew
Implying that also implys that your ancestors haven't migrated in history, people who claim this are the types of people who also claim to be Irish in Boston.

Another Amerimutt delusion. If you're half Danish and half Jewish, you aren't both Danish and Jewish. You're nothing, you don't get to claim anything. You're a mongrel.

Jews can't be Danish (Ethnicity) but can be Danish (Citizen)

Hope that clears it up.

No, Jews can't pick and choose at will to be one or the other when it's to their advantage.

Lmao, what? You're delusional. So if a Dane mates with a Swede, the child is nothing, some sort of detached space alien? How about different regions of Denmark, or are national borders some divine demarcation?

Then at what point does the "mongrel" child's offspring become pure bred again? If he mates with a Dane, then that off-spring mates with another Dane, etc?

I fear the only reason your alleged purebreds have a leg to stand on is that their genealogy is not available for review. Obviously Danes are different than, say, Greeks, but your terms are too strict and you make the additional leap to barring people from heritage and political rights.

have you ever seen a map? denmark is a small country with a small population, and therefore, a small available combat force. Plus they are just there above of Germany, how could/can anybody expect them to resist the n*zi invasion?

In the UK we have to teach that only Jews were killed in the Holocaust as part of the curriculum

Is it that specific? Even the most hardcore holocaust historians now acknowledge that it wasn't that simple. They still differentiate between Jewish and non-Jewish victims and how much more important the death of the Jews was but it's a step forward at least.

This is some Gene Rey-ass thinking
>"It's possible to be both Dane and Jew"
>you wHAT?!

Yeah we have a committee who decide how schools in the UK should teach the Holocaust and we were briefed the official line is only Jews in the Holocaust itself, the rest victims of course but not part of the big H. The distinction is put down as the idea of Jews being eradicated completely versus the others being removed from Germany. Something like that anyway. Personally I don't like it.

Does the committee have a position on teaching about the Jews exterminating non-jews in the 1st and 2nd c. CE?

If that's how it is then the curriculum is repeating lies and oversimplifications from 1970s historiography. They can say that the situation of Jews was special but not that non-Jews weren't subjected to the same erradication programs.

>mongrel mental gymnastics

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>only response is memes

Lady's and Gentlemen, the power of /pol/

Hey don't group us all with those retards.