ITT: We laught at shitcoiners

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

There are people out there who sell their bitcoins to buy shitcoins

>but muh money skeleton
>but muh smart contract
>but muh OMG and Thai government
>but muh privacy
>but muh oracle problem
>but muh satoshi vision
>but muh BAT
>but muh ARK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Who is bitcoin maximalist here?

The underlying technology of Bitcoin is already surpassed by all the "shitcoins" you're laughing at. Can't wait for bitcoin to crash in a few years to nothing. Be sure to livestream your suicide.

Undefeated in network effects, this won't change any time soon.

BUMP

>muh underlying technology
face it, bitcoin is king. even if all my altcoins moon next year I'm starting to think it'll be a wash when compared to just holding btc.

Bro, I'm not gonna make it if you buy now $500 worth of BTC. They will turn into $5000 yes, wow, but that's not even enough to buy a second hand crashed BMW.

If I gamble now $500 in shitcoins I might buy a Lambo in few years.It can also go to 0, sure, but I've got no better options, I guess.

>implying I would waste all my eventual gains on the meme Lambo but it was just to make it simple.

s̴̯͐̓͊͒̀̔ͩ͞ǒ͔̪̘̆ͬ ̶̳͓̟͕̋͒ͣͅl͚̩̗͌̾̃͞e̪͕͚ͤ̇͘ṃ̶̨̛͓̺ͣͨm̮̣͕̙̽ͩͪe̵̪̤̗̼̥̥ͪ̈ ̣ͫͬ͊͂̒g͈̖̳͕͈ͤ͘ṻ̳̣͇̝̈́è̳͑͘͞ṣ̪̝̻̳͍̯̈́̏ͧͩ̏s͕̳̔͆̉,͎̩̞͙̘͚̱̱̮̏̍̽ͨ͒ͪ́̓͝ ̩͈̋͊͞y̵̦̟ͦ̆̓̊̊̏́ǫ͇͖̞̝̝̗̘̠͒ͫ̓̈́ͤ̀ͪ̑̀u̼̘͎̥͔̤̼ͬ̓̓̓͒ͫͧ͠ ̸̱̭͕̩̗̥͙̩ͣͩl̦̯͙͊̆͗̈̀̀ͮ́ö̠̤̞̦́͠s̫̖̑̓͘ê̗̟̣ͫ̄ͬ͌ͫ̀͘ ̛̛͉̻̯̙̩̼̻͔͕ͫ̓ͫ͒ͮͨ̓m̜̯̼͗͊õ̖̂͘ṉ̗̽͌ͯe̥̫͈̜̪͎͗̊ͬ͘ẙ̞̥̟̓͑̈͟ ̴̢̡̞̮̹̦̥̒̇ͭ̉̄̚d̤̖̼̳͌̓̆a͍̯͓͉̰̰̮̱̓͐ͪͅy͓͛ͮ̌ ͕͎̱̫̹̞̍͛̿̈́t̡̥̥̼̪͉̪͇͌͑̓̈̈́͡r͈̣̣̊͑̽ͬͤ̇̍å͇̝̙̼̝ͦ͑ͨ̋ͯd̴̛̦̙̹̺̝͕̙̳͕̓̈ͧ̈i̶̖̞̫̮͙͓͊̉̎͊̃̚ͅn̸̛̠̯͚̬̝͎͉͊g͈̙͋͋͋̋̑̀̚ ̞͓̒͑̽̓ͅh͈͖͈͕͌ͦ͂̊̓̑̋̆u̶̠̮̗͉̻̥̹̾̀̎ͤ͛̃̀̚͢ĥ̵͔ͦ̇̇̌ͮ͠͠?̰̣̪̬̝̿̾̕͟͝ ̸̡̧̱͙̯̱͖̗̯̘̈ͦ̊l̺̥̪̉̎̂̂ͧ̒́͘o̶̩͖̥ͫ̾́ͤ͌̔̇̚͘l͎͓̈́ͧͮ̔̑͗̚͜õ̹͕̜̣͕̰͙͔͋̈̐ͪͬͦ́͜ḷ̢̣̼̠̤̼̓ͫ͞ ̢̳͎̹͙̜ͦͭ̀ͭ͑͊͠

>muh underlying technology

Forgot to add that in the OP

>coping this hard

Agreed that it's your only shot if you have little in fiat. Fortunately I have a fair bit so I'm holding 7BTC at the moment, praying this shit doesn't moon too high so I can buy another 8 on the dip and hodl for the next few years.

In terms of altcoins that have good longterm prospects, I recommend BNB as it's one of the few coins with a working purpose, and as Binance is largely dependent on Neo for volume, BNB does very well when Neo is mooning.

Godspeed in your quest user.