ITT: Post battles with crazy results

>helicopters and planes beat african guerrillas
shocking news

Surprised no one posted this yet

Delete this

How was the destroyer damaged?

>woah dude what if we surprise attack lightly armed enemy infantry forces with jet fighter bombers and attack helicopter, what might the casualty ratio look like lmao?

mines

probably crashed on an iceberg

Mines

That time perfidous Albion was put in its place

Anti submarine nets are a real thing you know

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They aren't used for fishing though

Still what were the Japs thinking when they landed on the Aleutian islands? Did they really think they would do anything to change the course of the war in the Pacific. It's a bitch to occupy North America and all memes aside with the "there would be a rifle behind every blade of grass", they completely BTFO'd.

Do you seriously think some African niggers could fly helicopters?

youtube.com/watch?v=1JABdS-HN5A
Checkmate

Doesn't fit the 25 year criteria
But this one always gives me a laugh.

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>The North Korean press (KCNA) released an unusual statement, stressing the successful US-North Korean collaboration during the incident.[5]
>tfw world peace can be achieved if Somalis keeping acting out

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Sorry for duplicate post

yeah

Never charge your fucking king headfirst into the enemy army

Forgot my pic

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What kind of Black Mirror shit is this

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HOW THE FUCK

ahahahahah! Typical Anglo shit.

aquatic ninjas

>Ywn join up with Nazis to kill Nazis

Portuguese were a badass punch of pirates back then.

>punch
bunch

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Sons of bitches had barely found out you could sail past Morocco 50 years ago, then they capture the most important city in East Indies.

>there's no reason to fear someone who has no balls, no honor, and lies like a Jew
Words to live by

Those fucking ladders

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Clair's_Defeat

This interesting yet nerving

What happens is the Koreans open a dam upstream of where the Chinese invaders crossed the river

no fucking way.

The Aleutian occupation was meant to be a decoy for Midway. It worked to some extent by diverting a few forces to the north, but ultimately failed to achieve the goal.

Wasn't Jane Goodall a witness to that during her research?

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Hard to see how that's a "crazy" result. An armored fishing boat vs 4 modern vessels and it turned out exactly how you'd think it would.

Terryfing, more kills than the the nuke on Hiroshima

The eternal Austrian

Time does heal wounds ey?

the full might of the Danish army vs a bunch of German rednecks

Their explots in Asia dont get the attention they deserve. Everyone is all about MUH NEW WORLD

Not a battle, but the shifting alliances of the War of the League of Cambrai always gets a chuckle out of me

OHNOONONONONONONONO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How?

Eternal Leaf treachery.

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>Ferrara sitting there wondering what the hell's going on.

Joke all you want about Luigi "the 11th time ought to do it" Cadorna
But shit like that is precisely why the First World War is just plain depressing
The huge loss of life wasn't because everyone went all out, or from pure hatred. It was just indifference of the men in charge, who thought body counts that high were just the norm

So some no name Portuguese captain was a stormtard. Big deal

Yeah the WW1 is a huge tragedy on all sides, especially due to its huge repetitiveness.
But I can't help but find some morbid humour in the idea that the Italians were so out of touch that they launched the same battle into the double digits.

There is definitely some dark humour to be found in WWI
Like Blackadder with Haig just sweeping of his miniatures of the table

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The Isonzo battles were textbook definitions of insanity
Just kept doing the exact same thing over and over for twelve fucking times until Italy ran out of people to throw into the meat grinder

>313 troops dead to stepping on mines and killing eachother

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In the defence of the Italians, it's not like there were better places for an attack at the Italo-Austria-Hungarian border
The Alps are the fucking Alps, the Isonzo/Soca was the only other border they had
They might have opted for something else than human wave tactics, or try invading through the Croatian coast
But that was all they had
Still Luigi was a moron and the fact that he could stay on for that long is a crime against humanity

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I've seen so many versions of this infobox I don't know which one is a parody anymore.

After seeing Siege of Jadotville, I had to check that page to actually believe no Irish soldier got killed
They were some hard fuckers

Nice but from my point of view the UN was in the wrong until until the death of Dag Hammarskjold (much celebrated by the insurgents and the greatEuropean hired guns). Then they started supporting Katanga against the USSR.

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The Kasakela did nothing wrong.

This one isn't
The Emu War should be ridiculed as much as possible though
The Emu populations was something beyond 20.000
What does the Aussie government send?
Two Lewis guns with 10.000 rounds of ammo
How could they expect to seriously cull the emu population with that
If not a single shot was missed and could actually kill an emu at that as well, still half the populations would persist

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>losing to savages

How embarassing

I believe the following happened if I recall correctly:

>peasant land is marshy as fuck
>peasants break the dykes or whatever holding nearby water
>marsh becomes marshier as the Danes were in the middle of crossing
>a lot of them get stuck in the mud due to the weight of their armor/horses/etc.
>peasants just walk around spearing people stuck in the mud

i only realize it now
walter white's brother in law is named schrader
he is heisenberg
it all makes sense now

When will the Kasakela pay for their crimes?

How is that anything like black mirror you nigger

Spain had a penchant for cutting England down to size.

They didn't have any so that was kinda irrelevant

Every fucking time

I'll give the French this, they were suicidally brave, way braver than the english.

>come on men, their archers are hiding behind just some woods spikes. That shit won't stop a cavalry charge!

Haha, fucking Cuckhama apes, get rekt

>royal marines are go-

>t. Tony Montana