Are there legal ways to make money off crime?

Are there legal ways to make money off crime?

Be a cop.

Yes

Politician.

blackmail pedophiles

Be a jew

Smoke shop.

be a police officer

i've made a lot of money doing this

proof or you're a LARPing faggot

Blackmail is a crime. So is being an accessory to a crime.

blackmailing pedos outside the own countrys jurisdication?

sell used panties to pervs
you can make extra bucks with objects on your but if you're willing to go an extra mile

sweaty

Become a police ossifer.

Answer wanted posters.

Quick way to get $$$, can make $10,000 in a day.

Buy and sell Monaro

Write a book or article about it

Sell theft insurance.

IDIOT

Kidnap teens and sell their organs. OR if you live in Sweden for example, kidnap any 13 year old blondie and sell her the Arabs. They will pay millions.

Invest in firearms manufacturers, I heard the Barrier mutual fund is good

run a bank

fpbp

automatic immunity

Go long on meth.

BOUNTY HUNTING

...

>what is extradition

ya tons

Sell security inspections

Be a lawyer.

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Maybe if you're a criminal defense attorney, which is a shit profession.
Also, lawyers are not what tv makes them out to be. Most of them are boring and do something very specific, of which most people have never heard of.

If there were a "legal" way to make money off crime, it'd be illegal.
A lot of edgy fags will say politician though. Maybe that's true.

> A lot of edgy fags will say politician though. Maybe that's true.

Actually that makes sense - lawmakers can make a thing legal or illegal to derive a profit

become a prison guard

>be police
>steal money from government to beat black people

2 birds 1 stone

well, that's the theory. But with the modern ethics regulations in the political circles, it's become increasingly difficult to get away with "illicit" activities.
Didn't stop Obama, Hillary and Loretta Lynch though.

collect welfare while selling drugs.

Prison stocks.

Lawyers, Court, Hospitals, Police, Private Detectives, Prisons, Prison guards,...

Everybody is making money

ITT
We post contradictory statements

I dont know, but you should ask Sergay about that.

>what is belize?

>pay for something that they can get for free

Be a prostitute in Sweden.

yes. you can also profit from suicide, pic related

Yes user, already wizards have posted angles of the same crime. work in LAW and crime pays. Judges Lawyers Law enforcement, politicians all commit crimes everyday and are paid by their victims in tax. Death to Law, All Hail the rule of good. 111