While you faggots are in the gym all day, I'm slaying pussy. Guess that makes me the alpha

>ayy lmao

That's not my sister that's my bitch

I said the same thing when I got my first baby sister

Is that Trappy?

With Shrek? Haha.

You will never know the feel of coming home from the gym to your loving wife having already prepared your breakfast, and subsequently preparing all of your other meals for you throughout the day, keeping you focused on your goals as you grow bigger and stronger by the day. You will never know the joy of a quality woman.

Faggot.

Why does she look like that? Fetal alcohol syndrome?

They have the same nose. Ol boy is fucking his sister.

Or he just wants to.

holy shit could you imagine how ugly their kids would be

weak bait

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Your gf is uggo, spic

true

but also you're not hiding the fact that you're fat as well as you think you are

I reiterate, your gf is uggo spic. 10/10 bait

Looking good, desu,

Need moar muscle for sure, but a sincere thanks user

>he can't compete with mexicans for girls
lmao'ing @ u

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Okay but how come her face looks like that?

lose the pants sloot

I'd fuck you in the ass with an unlubricated condom

Maybe when I hit Mattie Rogers mode

I'm 85% sure they are siblings

They absolutely are sibling, this is the best b8 thread I've seen yet

Listen, honey you're going to get a lot of hurtful comments on here, i just want to let you know, you're beautiful, just the way you are.

>MFW i see you hurting

You must seriously think your girlfriend is attractive
kek

kys faggot

Was waiting for this meme to show up, thanks user

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I wasn't asking

>best b8 thread I've seen yet
>image literally gets posted twice a week

Oh hey, it's the guy who shaved his hairline and now it looks fucked. Good on ya for bagging Sid the sloth my dude.

>you both are unpleasant to look at

Why is the shaved hairline a trend?

I got my first "kys" i feel like ive earned some sort of Veeky Forums medal of honor.

:')

It's not.

Why would anyone intentionally push back their hairline? You can see the stubble already growing back. Now he either has to shave that area every few days or let it grow and look fucked up like it is now.

Does it contribute to male pattern baldness, then?

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(wait till the hunt is over tho bby)

Only the alphaest of pussy slayers could get this perfect specimen

Could probably fit a billboard ad on that ogre's forehead

lol I got you virgins so triggered

Suck my dick

>mexican janitor

my fucking sides

>working at a taco factory

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hey my teeth look like this (smoked for years)

what can I do? whitening strips? how effective are they?

im pretty insecure about it

get them professionally whitened.

whitening toothpaste twice a day and daily flossing (make sure you do it right) will do wonders in a few months time. Don't do professional whitening or strips until your teeth are naturally back in A+ shape

Ok. Yeah. I went years without flossing and brushing my teeth once every 3 days. I was really gross.

Been flossing daily and brushing 2x for a couple months now.

They are still like, yellow, straight up though

I had some inflimation in my gums and the flesh started peeling away from my teeth a few months ago. that was a wake up call.

I'd love to.
Also, did you never lose your baby teeth?

coming from a gay guy, ur pretty cute OP

You fucking idiots, this isn't even the real guy, ops just taking images from social media.

This is me stupid

I cant wait for Trump to deport these Mexican.

OP you're a real insecure bitch for posting some 15 year old's pics on Veeky Forums for them to make fun off.
If that's actually you know that I would slaughter you IRL and I wouldn't touch that ape behind you.

I was thinking she looks kinda fucked up too. Her eyes are really far apart for one thing. Kinda reminds me of some type of dinosaur.

That is me and I'm 24

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>2017
>Not disregarding women, the gym, and studying the blade instead

It's like you fools WANT a life of hollow emptiness.

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cute eyes
pls be trap

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better watch it before i contact the mods

marry me

is that supermang?

>Supermang is LITERALLY on HRT and getting fucked by paco while you spend HOURS at the gym.

Dat ass doe, keep going

you can stop sucking in your gut now

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Don't you need to be 18 to post on Veeky Forums? You look 14, 16 tops.

which gym u go to?
>no homo tho :^)

Cant even take a proper picture
>mexican intellectuals
Wall when? And DYEL? Because every mexican I see at the gym looks genetically inferior