KRYPTONITE

Half the bag is gone already
fuck

>whataburger

>dont buy the bag in the first place
>cant eat it

These are other worldly

...

On the weekends when i have downtime.

I eat it all by myself

What makes it bad is that it's really fucking great with rice making me stuck in bulk limbo.

the sips are on me lads

Wait a minute... you mean to tell me that this delicious Monster energy drink containing the electrifying combination of taurine and caffeine has zero calories? Zero? None?

Why if I didn't know better I'd say that sounds too good to be true mister

Did somebody say Kryptonite?

you cannot buy just one of these.
And you cannot stop eaten the second one in one go.

>800 calories per roll
I-I'm good

i tried one of these and was unironically impressed something with 0 calories could be that good

also nice energy boost for my long ass drive

You called?

This. My girlfriend is always trying to get me to go eat pizza with her. I lift for strength though s-so it's ok, r-right, Veeky Forums?

Those niggers right there got me through all my deployments. Fuck RipIts.

I cheated with one of these and like a liter of mountain dew last month.

I felt like I was going to have a heart attack, honestly don't know how I used to eat that way all the time.

>you rang
>changed to "you called"

I don't know why I found that funny

I just get one of these if I have an ice cream craving. Not nearly as tasty but it stops the craving.

>Low calorie
>Low sugar
>High protein
Literally 240-360 calories a pint, and 20-26 grams of protein.

w2c

I know it's a little bit more calories, but the smores one is godly and completely worth it

My safeway started selling them, but typically nugget.

Haven't seen that flavor yet. For me birthday cake is absolutely amazing, and the texture is perfect with the flavor.

wait halotop has a smores flavor?

hell yeah

little debbies honey buns and a monster zero ultra

>yfw honey buns have like 600 calories each

I used to east like 3 of them at a time and drank a big can of Arizona Iced tea when I was younger

>eating more than 1 cheap snack
?

HELP

i get the box of smaller ones

like 270 cals and theres 6 of them

I can eat them for you

Nah, that's how it comes. There are barely any chips in the chip bags. Fucking ripoff.

And it's $2.60?? Fuck c4, that's my pre workout now

FUCK

Disgusting

I've never seen these sold outside of the great state of Michigan. More's the pity.

fuck

i didn't need to remember those existed on a 1000 calorie deficit

fuck

the yellow one with no sugar tastes better, rehab its called i think

>work at a ma and pop pizza place
>get free dank as fuck pizza every night

Its a gift and a curse

Monster Rehab has a whopping 20kcal per can. You wouldn't want all those extra kcals, would you?

Any Vermont and Upstate NY fags will know my pain.

this is not meant for human consumption

Dutch waffles & month orgasm

I'll fight u kiddo

How do I stop watching porn?

I've been watching milf/mature, JOI, and chubby women masturbating on cam.

You know how, just stop

Help... me ;_;

It isn't too late to make yourself puke :^)

I only do it after long nights of shit eating and heavy drinking. Then it's justified.

THESE FUCKERS CONTAIN 1000 CALORIES PER BAG!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT FUUUUUUUUUUUCK THEY ARE SO GOOD. EVERY OTHER TASTE CHILLY, CHEESE ETC SUCKS DICK!!! But these original ones..... BOI!

i bought these at Walmart today.
goddamn they're good.

the pizza flavor is better though

STOP
Time to dine