Tfw another year of no gf

I've been told I'm cute by girls before, and that was before I started lifting so I can only assume I'm slightly more attractive than I was before

Tbh it's because I go full cocoon mode and I'm too autistic to initiate conversation with girls in a club or a party or something. If I met girls regularly I'm sure I'd be fine, but I hardly ever leave the house exept for uni and gym and the occasion music event

>be 20
>at my city's annual festival
>alone like always because no friends
>hoping to find people I used to know to drink with because that's the only way my-sociallyretarded-depressed-lonely-self can have fun
>cute girl walks up to me
>solid 8.5/10
>asks me if she can ask me a question
>asks me if I'm single
>OH FUCK
>stutter Yy-yes
>asks me if I want to kiss
>IS THIS A JOKE, ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF ME AGAIN
>say no
>asks why
>i don't wanna
>walk away
>regret it 5 seconds later

There's no hope for me. I'll finish my life as a kissless virgin.

But would you be able to say the same in your middle life, when you're alone, and have tried everything you possibily could to ease the boredom?

Had an uncle who said the same, but when he hit 46 he settle for a 40 year old whale. They had two daughters and died 7 years later leaving the girls on care of distant relatives. Last I heard those girls are so fucked up.

well, im 26 and have had 3 gfs that lasted over a year each

i've decided to live out the rest of my days alone with my pupper

Probably was a set-up. Sounds too sketchy 2 me senpai

I have accepted that I will probably die alone because I refuse to settle

...

THIS WILL BE MY YEAR GOD DAMNIT!

>having kids when you'e that old

That's how you get Chris-chans

>tfw getting laid left and right
>tfw club slut gives me memes about abs and strenght while i squeeze her asscheeks
>tfw currently cutting. gonna be aesthetic. Thanks, Veeky Forums

Same. if I would leave my house for anything but food and fit I'd have a gf by now

I stopped replying to these threads because you guys are all the same.

You'll never put in the work to have a GF.

>Learn to socialize properly
>Become interesting enough to be worth talking to
>Go to the places where the traditional QT you desire would hang at

>>Go to the places where the traditional QT you desire would hang at

Home?

break into her house brah

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>tfw one year with first gf
i can tell first hand, i thought the same before and wont say its not nice but really not that big of a deal, sometimes you just appreciate the time you have for yourself

Fill in the blank please
SL is to strength training as _______ is to becoming interesting

I dont look good.
someone /thread my post

I just broke up with my live in girlfriend of 2 years. After initially being devastated, I'm actually looking forward to being single. Relationships are time consuming, an emotional roller-coaster (huge highs and lows), and its basically a full time job that requires a lot of emotional investment. I had some great times and other than the initial loneliness (going to bed alone is a huge adjustment after doing it with the same person for years) I feel like a huge weight has been taken off my shoulders, and I have a lot more time to pursue other hobbies and my mind is less occupied with thoughts of her. I'm planning on relocating and going back to education after slugging it out in the job market doing 50hour weeks.

Relationships are great but be sure to pick the right one anons, it is better to be alone than just to be loved by 'some girl.' who will bring anxiety into your life.

Church groups, desu.

Doing activities and learning to have opinions on things (and therefore having to know about them)

Rock climbing
HEMA
Racquetball
knitting club
Rollerblading
Ice skating
Hiking a local mountain

I joined blood and honour and got a hot neo nazi gf, theyre pretty traditional

I've got all sorts of opinions on things but it's mostly stuff women find boring, they don't seem to care about the ARES system vs pumped water as a means of energy storage. All those things you listed are fun activities but not interesting to talk about

in late 30s been alone 8 years.

You don't talk about that shit except as flair or a badge.
>Yeah, I rock climb and backpack in my spare time

Yeah, have opinions on morality and ethics and social situations.

Gossip is just theory of ethics for women. Git gud at that, if you meet any.
Hard truth, but if you're out of university or past that age the chances of meeting a good traditional woman are dogshit. Most are already married to traditional Chads and Anti-Chads. However, if you can get into a traditional social group you can pick up one of the single women.

But seriously, they're as rare as attractive and traditional men. They found their sweetheart and got married around the 21-25 year range.

>another year of nofap/noporn

i like to think i dont sleep with any girls cause im back in my hometown after college, living with rents, and have no way to really meet and bring a girl somewhere for dicking.

But im sure in a few years when it stays about the same ill realize im hopeless

man my gf fucking sucks
>got fat after we started dating because she didn't feel the need to attract someone else anymore
>gave up on her ambition to become a dentist after I graduated from college
>boring as hell to talk to in person, "muh work this", "sally called connie a slut", "I called this guy bald yesterday"
>doesn't actually talk much at all, 80% of stuff she texts me is just pictures of cute animals
>long-distance "relationship"
>p sure she's fucking other dudes
gf aint all it's cracked up to be

ditch the bitch

yeah I'm going to, as soon as I find someone to replace her

having a job where you are FORCED to regularly talk to people. Seriously. Anything where you're not stuck behind a desk should work.

If that ever happend to me i would kiss that girl without aby heasatattion....user You fucked up big time. Kissing girls is easy..getting them in bed however is a lot harder. you need to have washed out the autism before you can go to that level

Learn to enjoy your solitude yo!

If you have been in a relationship for a long time, it's actually fun to live on your own for a while before you shackle yourself again. Take it from someone who knows!

It's been 10 months since I broke up with the only girl I ever dated for 2 years. I think about her everyday for most of my waking life. How the fuck do I be like you.

I already have a job... It's behind a desk.
I'm not one of those people who can't talk at all, at work or in a group setting I'm fine, it's talking to new people or grills one on one where I feel lost.
>3 different gym regulars have noticed that I'm not a nyr and offered advice on form and stuff
>All have gotten an appetizer sized portion of spaghetti from me and taken it in stride, I now use them to practice small talk though I don't really like or see the point in small talk.
>Still have to perfect what to do when conversation Peter's off and how to know when to quit. Why is this so hard with strangers but easy with friends or even that co-worker who I dislike?

>what the hell is going on with you guys?
I'm convinced most guys her just never leave their home and have no irl friends.

I almost sperg out everytime I meet a girl for the first time or don't talk at all and even I fucked a bunch of different girls.

On the other hand I never hold hands and never had a gf.

reminds me of this

>tfw another year of no gf
Lamest, most used-up, worn-out, old, busted meme from at least a hundred years ago. Don't you faggots have any new hotness to post? It's like watching that TV station that shows reruns of old TV shows nobody but OLD PEOPLE (you know, the ones that are going to DIE, SOON) care about. Where's the New Hotness? WTF, at least post memes from this decade, k?

>or a whore that's had 2 dozen dicks
ahahaha,
dude an N count of 24 would be low these days.

holy shit
This guys wath too much Mean Girls or something

WE HAVE TO TALK TO THEM????

>be former obese fatass recluse
>lose weight and become skinnyfat
>only attract girls at work/school with bf's
>start lifting and get fatter, but people can tell I lift and comment on muscle
>only attract girls older than me in their late 20's
REEEEE I DON'T WANT CHAD'S LEFTOVERS

Just look Chad in the eyes and tell him "It's my turn now"

hate this, oneitis is a virus

>be a handsome manlet
>only underage girls mire

oh my god please no. i am so sorry

You're never truly alone, brother.

care to give advice about how to setup profile?

My cons

>dicklet
>chinlet
>beardlet
>babyface
>bighead
>fatty

My Pros

>6'4
>decent eyes
>140 iq

can i make it? honest answers please

>Become interesting enough to be worth talking to
what did he mean by this

>met a girl last year that I clicked with
>not fat and not ugly
>eh I'll take it
>helped her out with a thing
>start hanging out
>she's coming over tomorrow to watch a movie
>I think I might actually have a chance with her, lads

could 2017 finally be the year of gf?

>tfw this happened to me and she took my virginity and made me cum inside by pushing her heels into my back as a prank
felt bad man

nope, you are to smart too lift.

>weeb

not a chance

>Never have gf but bang girls pretty regularly when I feel like it
>Prefer to masturbate most of the time
>Turn 23, realize masturbating is pathetic
>Slept with 8 girls at this point
>Meet qt from Tinder and we click, she's cute, funny, has a good job, just got out of a relationship
>Date and bang like rabbits almost every day
>Move in after 8 months together
>2 years later we are having a baby
>I'm now wishing I could go back to masturbating by my lonesome and doing whatever the fuck I want all the time

It's not all it's cracked up to be fellas

...

fair enough

greentext please. I don't get it

Trust me you don't want one.

Emotionally bonding to a woman is just asking for a fucking bad time once she starts behaving fucking weirdly, rude, inconsiderate and then finally the breakup.

Not worth what you gain from it.

This girl I like said she was attracted to me and made me have sex with her, and then she orgasmed and told me to cum inside.

I think she did it as a prank

Are you stupid user?

Regular and reliable sex and companionship is good.
If you love her you'll work to figure out what's making her weird and try and work on it.
If you don't then you'll get over her right away after the breakup.

>"haha got you to cum inside me you retard loser!"
She sure showed you

Please don't rip up old wounds user... I might crack under the weight of the PTSD

there was a 4ft college womanlet today in my class...her feet were hanging LMAO'

she's for u

>Classic Veeky Forums scenario
>Girl I'm with thinks she can trade up
>Make it
>She comes back
>I reject her
>She kills herself and name drops me in the note
>Not even angry, she was apologizing a bunch

>gf of 3.5 years and I broke up about a month or so ago
>log onto normiebook today
>she finally changed her relationship status to single
>I had to do the same

fuck i guess it's really over

what do lads

Make sure to clean up all spaghetti before she comes over such as: movies posters, browser history, Netflix history, ect.

You are not interesting.
You are not interesting because you are a shut-in gymcel.
This means people don't want to talk to you.
You don't have anything to offer them.
You are not worth their time.

However,

You can change this.
You can become more interesting.
Which would lead to other people wanting to talk to you.
You would be worth talking to.

>first day of class
>at least 10 bangable chicks already just in my classes alone
>already heard that two of them have kids
>I want to fuck all of them
>never make a move as usual

>You can change this.
>You can become more interesting.
What did he mean by this

Every gf I had told me I was trying to turn her into me. So I'm single and waiting for someone just like me.

>single, no kids
>fit
>addicted to wow
>conservative
>sexually adventurous but fiercely loyal

Im probably going to die alone.

That's great, user, that you're starting a family. Why aren't you happy?

>sexually adventurous but fiercely loyal
is this code for being into cuckolding? r u one of those guys that think they're "alpha cucks"?

>tfw she literally tells me she likes another man after I see them out together
>she says she only wants to be friends with me

On the plus side I've chased women with boyfriends and almost succeeded if I didn't pussy out and fail at taking a hint.

This would be slightly easier than what I did before.

Any advice on making a girl who likes another man more become attracted to me instead? We've only dated once and she's overseas for two months with family right now.

No, just that she wants to try degenerate things. I'm not personally interested in cuckolding.

You will die alone, but that's because you have autism, not because of your list

On the off chance you're not trolling:

Go to events.
Participate in activities.
Attend social gatherings.

You will have things to talk about, adding to your social value.
People will have seen you at such events, adding to your social value.
You will make some social contacts if you try, adding to your social value.

>Man bun

Literally and unironically kys urself

>choosing women over memes

>another year with no gf

Not sure if you're still lurking but this is the user you responded to. You need a change of mindset. The first thing I did is i started to love myself more than loving other people. I don't mean be a narcissistic cunt who can't see flaws in himself, just do things for yourself more than anyone else. This at the end of the day was a big reason why i ended it with her. Granted I believe that she loved me and I certainly loved her, but we were holding each other back and our lives had become utterly stagnant in every way. We both had separate dreams we wanted to pursue that were just near impossible to achieve together - granted when we tried we just fought fought and fought. She wasn't a bitch and I will still think fondly of her, but it was absolutely the best decision because now I can see my dreams in clear view. Maybe you need to find your passion in life, it will help you quit dwelling on the past, when you have something to look forward to in the future.

I already do this, but I still consider myself boring.

Yeah that's true too, right now I'm coming out of a collective 8 years of being with someone with less than a month break in between and I think I'm ok with the idea of being alone for now.

>I don't wanna

Roastie btfo

>25
>Still fucking 18 year olds
>After I bust in them the first time I lose all interest and respect for them

I like their bodies but God they are dull. Where to find my plain sundress wearing waifu? I am ready to become financially cucked and start a family

Well shit. Maybe you can try being eccentric then? I dunno.