What's the most cringe worthy wewuzzing done by countries in history?
>Turks larping as Troy/Rome
>Polacks larping as Vandals/Goths and Sarmatians/Scythians
>Romanians larping as Romans/Dacians
>Russians larping as Byzantium
>Italians larping as Rome
>Germans larping as Romans, Old Prussians and Aryans
Post more examples of historical larping.
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>English larping as anglo saxons,normans and shit
>amerishit mutts larping as humans
>hungarians larping as huns
And the rest of the shitholes not worth mentioning
>Romans larping as Finnish
>Chinese larping as human
>Canadians larping as polite
>Chile larping as Texas
>greek m*Doids larping as Romans
>Koreans larping as Chinese
>then flipflopping and larping as Mongols/Manchus
>then flipflopping again and larping as Japanese
Not really cringeworthy but that bizarre Chinese village LARPing as Romans due to some anecdotal story about Roman slaves brought to that place.
>FYROM larping as ancient Macedonia while most of its territory are part of modern Greece
"Nordids" larping as literally all civilizations that ever existed.
Ah, this again?
you trying to larp as intellectualist
>Germans larping as Romans, Greeks, French, Iranians, Indians, Sumerians, Russians, Italians, Spanish, Poles, Egyptians.
>English larping as Saxons, Angles, Jutes, Danes, French, Norwegians.
Yeah I heard about it, apparently the few blond Chinese there don't really wish for their children to be blond because that would make them too different from the others. But LMAO they built statues of Roman soldiers shaking hands with Chinese and even a fucking temple with Roman architecture.
You gotta be more discriminating here.
>Turks larping as Troy/Rome
>Russians larping as Byzantium
>Germans larping as Romans
These are larping, claiming to have taken over or continuing another power/culture. Note it's always about rome here, arguably the greatest culture to ever exist. None of those claimed to be descendants of actual romans, but they all shared some cultural traits or geographical area.
>Polacks larping as Vandals/Goths and Sarmatians/Scythians
>Romanians larping as Romans/Dacians
>Italians larping as Rome
>Germans larping as Aryans
These are actually wewuzzing, claiming to be descended from a certain people biologically. The target is sometimes an actually superior culture and sometimes just one very unique (all the ancient tribal groups for instance). Actual cultural relatedness not necessary or even intended, genetic relatedness somewhat necessary. (Yeah, niggers don't descend from ancient egypt but they're too dumb to get that.)
funniest part of germans saying they're "aryans" is that they're one of the most mutt races of europe. france and england are probably more pure of slav blood.
>france and england are probably more pure of slav blood.
So even less Aryan than Germans then.
There is some Sarmatian genetics in blood of modern day Poles, not much, but it gives credence to idea that some nobility might had Sarmatian roots.
So we wuz fo real my nigga
>Sarmatian genetics in blood of modern day Poles
[citation needed]
Not him, but:
>Other typical features used in Polish heraldry include horseshoes, arrows, Maltese crosses, scythes, stars and crescents. There are also many purely geometrical shapes for which a separate set of heraldic terms was invented. It has been suggested that originally all Polish coats of arms were based on such abstract geometrical shapes, but most were gradually "rationalized" into horseshoes, arrows and so on. If this hypothesis is correct, it suggests in turn that Polish heraldry, also unlike western European heraldry, may be at least partly derived from the Tamgas, marks used by Eurasian nomads such as the Sarmatians,[12] Avars and Mongols, to mark property. Evidence of the origins of the system was considered scanty, and the hypothesis has been criticized as being part of "Sarmatism" (the Polish tradition of romanticizing their supposed Sarmatian ancestry). However, recent DNA projects that concern Polish Nobility proved that at least part of Polish Nobility is of Sarmatian origin
Isn't that because Poles embraced Tatars
>Turks larping as Troy/Rome
The Patriarch recognised Mehmet II as Emperor.
>Polacks larping as Vandals/Goths and Sarmatians/Scythians
Don't know for sure, but both Eastern Germanics and Iranics had a very significant presence in Eastern Europe. Croats, for example, are probably a Slavenised Iranic tribe, maybe Serbs too, and Bulgars were originally Turkic.
>Romanians larping as Romans/Dacians
This one is legit. They're descendants of Romanised Balkanians.
>Russians larping as Byzantium
They only do that symbolically, as being the heirs of Orthodoxy, and in those times, it was true.
>Italians larping as Rome
With every right.
Seriously, wewuzing was made to mock black pharaons and whatnot, and now dumb people are just throwing out that accusation willy-nilly. I bet it's mostly people whose nations are short-lived and insignificant so they get triggered by the history of other people.
Slavs are closer to Aryans that modern day Iranians, Germs are just subhuman neandrthaloid mutts.
The borders of the modern state of Greece are irrelevant to the issue. Slavic Macedonians lived all over that region.
>now dumb people are just throwing out that accusation willy-nilly
The strangest thing about it all is that instead of mocking the idea that your ancestors centuries or millenia ago define your people now, they're just mocking that people get their ancestors wrong.
>The Patriarch recognised Mehmet II as Emperor.
Their Patriarchs also tried to recognize Pope, several times.
That kind of things tells you a lot about spineless Greeks.
If youre larping(acting) polite why are you not being polite?
MOMMY
>Vandals/Goths
First polish king had a title of "REGNUM SCLAVORUM, GOTHORUM SIVE POLONORUM" (King of Slavs, Goths and Poles)
Interestingly enough they didn't say SLAVS AND GOTHS but instead suggested that slavs and poles are different people
This trend continued for a long time, along with the title of being king of not only goths, but also vandals "Gothorum Vandalorumque haereditarius rex"
im not saying that 100% WE WUZ, but take that as you will, those things didn't come out of nowhere
>What's the most cringe worthy wewuzzing done by countries in history?
"We wuz God!" - The Jews (and other Abrahamics eventually)
Sive mean "or, in another word" in Latin, a more accurate translation would be : King of the Slavs (and the) Goths also know as Poles
Presence of germanic tribes in Poland is overblown.
Mieszko was Germanic.
Western christians we-wuzzing as the tribes of Israel "SAXONS = ISAAC'S SONS AND SHIEEET!111"
ur retarded
REKT
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that one time when germans tried to convince entire world that they and they cool club of aryans is somehow connected and superior to everyone
>ur retarded
"Everyone who does evil hates the Light, and does not come into the Light for fear that his deeds will be exposed." - Jesus
Everyone larping as Rome because in Biblic Book of Daniel, Rome explained as last empire before apocalypse.
>Swedes larping as both goths and atlanteans.
>Finns larping as anything else but eastswedes.
not gonna click that shit. Why are you back? fuck off please.
>germans saying they're "aryans"
You're a few decades l8 m8
Ah yes, now we're all European(Indo-Germanic)
surely it's not wewuzzing if they're your ancestors? surely it's just celebrating your history, heritage and culture? surely it's just americans - who lack roots - who accuse others of wewuzzing?
>English larping as anglo saxons,normans and shit
we wuz tho
>not gonna click that shit. Why are you back? fuck off please.
Then don't comment if you're not going to contribute.
Like I said, "we wuz God!" by the Jews is the most cringeworthy wewuzzing in history.
>don't comment if you're not going to contribute
Look who's talking. The beta bitch boy who doesn't understand basic memeing. Also your Zeitgeist-tiert macros are literal bullshit.
You are quoting Shakespear to imply the Egyptians new about the speed of light? L fucking Mao sweetie.
korean larping as great Hwan Empire
>English larping as Anglo-Saxons
What could he mean by this?
>surely it's just americans - who lack roots - who accuse others of wewuzzing?
This is kind of silly. Very few Americans actually identify as anything other than Americans - something that's generally missed by all the Euros who get triggered when Americans casually say things like "I'm German", meaning "I'm mostly ethnically German" - but despite the mutt meme most white Americans have predominantly European ancestry that they can trace relatively easily.
>surely it's not wewuzzing if they're your ancestors?
If roots = ancestry, then most Americans don't lack roots.
Any royal family that traced their ancestry back to Moses.
Who is that beautiful banshee?
Danish kangz also style themselves king of the goths and wends
>quoting a forum post
Wow you mean people from Scandinavia settled in Eastern Europe/the Baltic? Stop the fucking presses.
whats her name
>Wow you mean people from Scandinavia settled in Eastern Europe/the Baltic?
No, the total opposite. People from Eastern Europe and Baltic settled in Scandianvia and Iceland.
Nothing has changed since Corded Ware. Medieval Slavs also went to Scandinavia and Iceland.
>No, the total opposite. People from Eastern Europe and Baltic settled in Scandianvia and Iceland.
How is that a surprise once you get rid of /pol/ 19th century black box notion of nations?
It isn't. Larping is at fault here. People moved, move and will move. Same with mixing.
I am Italian American, and I'm absolutely descended from Rome. Enjoy whining about me being better than you plebs.
>>Italians larping as Rome
But isn't it a consensus that modern Italians are genetically the same as the ancient Italic tribes?
Peoples from the Indus valley, Indo-Aryans and otherwise, spread out east into the Ganges and South into to the Deccan. Also, the IVC had significant presence in Gujarat and in what is now Indian Punjab.
Pakistan is also a completely modern concept made up by Muslim rapebabies so they wouldn't get rightfully genocided out of historically Indian lands, so claiming that they, those who actively LARP as Turks and Arabs, have a more legitimate claim on an ancient civilization simply because they inhabit the same place is absolutely ridiculous, and you're a Polish/Paki cuck if you think otherwise.
More importantly however, Indo-Aryans and Dravidians (both of which are higher in number in India proper than P*kistan) are/were significantly more impressive than IVC shitters in terms of art, architecture, math, science, and theory.
Lastly, when people talk about "Indian Civilization," it's in reference to the entirety of the Indian subcontinent, not the modern state which too is a modern concept. This makes sites in P*kistan, India, Bangl*desh, and Nepal all "Indian" in terms of culture.
K. Carry on then.
Pretty much but don't invite the haploid autists.
Slav(e)niggers weren't Vandals.
A people are made of more than just genetics. To imply that modern Italians are the same people as ancient Italians ignores the actual history of Italy.
Does all this nonsense happen because people have no idea about the differences between ethnicity, race, haplogroup, or even simple geography?
Races are simple sweeping definitions of physical characteristics. Ethnicity is a group defined by language+religion+history. Haplogroups are DNA.
You can be an ethnic continuity, a genetic one, or simply the same race as someone. There's various levels of continuity and I have people mislabeling because of this.
Vandals weren't even in Poland lmao. That's up for debate. There is no evidence besides stories of a fag that wasn't there.
fyromians larping as macedonians
absolutelly the worst cringe
>What's the most cringe worthy wewuzzing done by countries in history?
>"WE WUZ JEWS" – THE BRITISH
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>"WE WUZ JEWS" – THE FRENCH
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>"WE WUZ JEWS" – THE NORDS
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>"WE WUZ JEWS" – THE DUTCH
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>"WE WUZ ASSYRIANS" – THE GERMANS
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Southerners larping as European nobility.
Modern Southerners larping as mid 19th century southerners.
Indians larping as the greatest inventors ever
Americans larping as white
>>Polacks larping as Vandals/Goths and Sarmatians/Scythians
But archeologic and genetic research proves this.
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White nationalists larding as the first emperor of the Qin dynasty cause muh tocharians and muh that one account of qin shi huang
no poolack you ain't sarmatian, you are a roundskulled mongoloid with roots in mongolia
>One of the earliest scholars who claimed that he could trace the ten lost tribes of Israel to France was
>the French Huguenot writer, Jacques Abbadie,
>who fled French Roman Catholic persecution
>and later settled in London, England.
The French you said ?
>The Patriarch recognised Mehmet II as Emperor.
Never his prerogative, nor that of any patriarch, mind.
See That's correct.
>Gerhard from Augsburg in the hagiography of Vita sancti Uodalrici ("Life of Saint Udalric"), c. 983-993, writes about Mieszko as dux Wandalorum, Misico nomine ("the Prince of Vandals, named Mieszko") [77].
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Keep barking.
Are you stupid?
>A Frenchman stops benig French when they move to England
LOL
Stfu pleb ;)
:^|
Anglo-Saxons and Normans don't exist in England anymore. They were subsumed into the English nation. You are unironically an autistic faggot if you think of yourself in these terms. Even as Anglo-Saxon. You aren't Anglo-Saxon. There is a 99% most of your ancestry is native Briton. Stop it with this faggot cringe garbage.
your mongolia is somewhere there, poolack ----->
bow down to your Germanic masters
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Indeed
He becomes a 100% BUR GERMANIC VIKANG know as Norman
Manchurians larping as japanese
Nope boi because my genetics are largely Anglo Saxon. Fuck off with your shitty le gene DNA map means all English are actually Welsh.
Mate, if you want to delete the post, then tick the little box and click 'delete' at the bottom of the page.
Fucking newfies, when will they learn?
Prove it, faggot.
not only slav blood but hunnic blood
>germans saying they're "aryans" is that they're one of the most mutt races of europe
It depends. For an example Northern Germans are NORDIC, which means they are Aryan indeed. More Southern ones show more swarthy complexion though.
>Germanic masters
Oh my, the irony!
>"us Prussians ... are the Poles equal brothers or their servants"
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I don't do Face reveals,wog
Phenotype isn't genotype.
>14th century
Lol who cares.
In 1940s the German masters had even reserved space in trams and benches, and poolacks had to respect it :)
>>Polacks larping as Vandals/Goths and Sarmatians/Scythians
Today this is actually seen as close to truth.
1. There was settlement continuity in large parts of Poland during the mid and late antiquity, meaning that Slavs assimilated scores of Goths and Vandals. Especially thick remaining settlements were in modern Kuyavia, most likely an actual Gothic princedom that holdout and got gradually assimilated.
Also, there was much contact and intermarriage between Slavs and Iranic tribes like Sarmatians. In fact, large part of Polish coat-of-arms closely resembles Iranic signs called Tamgas, suggesting that part of Polish nobility was descended from Iranic nobility.
Chujavia.
>>Italians larping as Rome
I don't get why this is larping when they're literally the geographic and political continuation of Rome
Most of Polish early history was forgotten because of Catholic Church. It were monks - medieval chroniclers - who decided what is worth to remember from early history of Poland and what should be forgotten.
The most interesting thing is, and most of Polish people today have no idea about it, that for half of known Polish history, Polish people considered themselves Vandals and also the neighbours of Poles were calling them Vandals.
Mieszko I (and his name is a modern invention) - the first recorded by history ruler of Poland have never titled himself Dux Polonorum - the duke of Poland. However German chronicler Adam of Bremen did write in his chronicle that in year 992 died Misica dux Vandalorum. And he wasnt the first ruler of his country but 15th!
Even more interesting is the case of his son Bolesław Chrobry (in english Boleslav the Brave) first christian ruler to become official european king. He was crowned for king once in year 1000 AD by German emperor Otto III and second time by archbishop of Gniezno with the permission of pope in year 1025. All historians call him the first crowned king of Poland. However, when in the half of 14th century his descendant king Casimir the Great ordered to exhume the grave of king Boleslav they found on stone table the inscription: REGNUM SCLAVORUM, GOTHORUM SIVE POLONORUM. So Boleslav didnt use title of king of Poland but instead he titled himself "King of Slavs, Goths and Poles". Who were the Poles if they were neither Slavs nor Goths and were listed as separate people? Maybe they were Sarmatians who lived on the territory of Poland together with Vandals before some of them left their land to attack Rome, Spain and finaly to found Vandalo-Sarmatian kingdom in Roman north Africa?
Another interesting fact which most of modern historians is afraid to comment is the titulature of Polish kings. Until the end of XVII century all Polish kings used the title of "kings of Goths and Vandals".
For example:
king Władysław IV (9 June 1595 – 20 May 1648)
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In Latin: "Vladislaus Quartus Dei gratia rex Poloniae, magnus dux Lithuaniae, Russiae, Prussiae, Masoviae, Samogitiae, Livoniaeque, necnon Suecorum, Gothorum Vandalorumque haereditarius rex, electus magnus dux Moschoviae."
In English: "Władysław IV, by grace of God the King of Poland, Grand Duke of Lithuania, Ruthenia, Prussia, Masovia, Samogitia, Livonia, and King of the Swedes, hereditary king of Goths and Vandals, elected Grand Duke of Muscovy."
king John II Casimir (22 March 1609 – 16 December 1672)
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in Latin: Ioannes Casimirus, Dei Gratia rex Poloniae, magnus dux Lithuaniae, Russie, Prussiae, Masoviae, Samogitiae, Livoniae, Smolenscie, Severiae, Czernichoviaeque; nec non-Suecorum, Gothorum, Vandalorumque haereditarius rex, etc.
English translation: John Casimir, by God's grace King of Poland, Grand Duke of Lithuania, Ruthenia, Prussia, Masovia, Samogitia, Livonia, Smolensk, Severia and, Chernihiv; and also hereditary King of the Swedes, Goths and Vandals.
There are many well known medieval sources which call medieval Poles - Vandals.
English bishop Gervase of Tilbury(12th/13th century) - In Slavic studies is best known for assertion (in a note written – probably – by Gervase in one of the manuscripts) that Poles were Vandals "Poles used to call themself Vandals and others call them Vandals"
Farther he wrote in "Otla Imperialia":
“Between the Hungarian Alps and the ocean is Poland, the name Poland being the equivalent of Campania in their language. [It is known as the land of the Vandals, from the river Vandal which runs through it; I learned this from the inhabitants themselves.] Touching on Poland at one end is Russia, otherwise known as Ruthenia,
In England, near the diocese of Ely, there is a town called Cambridge. In its territory, not far from the town, is a place which they call Wandlebury, because the Vandals pitched camp there when they were laying waster whole areas of Britain, cruelly slaughtering the Christians. "
German chronicler Gerhard of Augsburg (10th century) wrote in his chronicle that in year 992 there died “Misica dux Vandalorum“ referring to Mieszko I of Poland.
Adam of Bremen (11th century): "Slavania (Slavic lands), the biggest from Germanic countries, is inhabited by Winnils, who were formerly called Vandals. It is supposed to be bigger than our Saxony, especially when it would include Bohemians and Polans across the Oder, since they are no different in customs and language".
Polish chronicler Wincenty Kadlubek (12th century) mentions, Wanda/Vanda the princess who was the daughter of Krak;
Polish chronicle so called Dzierzwa Chronicle(14th century) puts Vandalus in the family tree of the first Poles;
Greater Poland Chronicle (13th century) name Vistula the River Vandalus after over mentioned Wanda/Vanda
