Go from fat autist to fit autist

unironically, this.

>Just pretend to be a concerned liberal
This makes zero difference

99% of women will go head over heels for a man who is Veeky Forums and doesnt spill everywhere.

Just be confident in yourself and your views

This is actually something I'm afraid of if I was to ever get fit. But I'm skinny not fat

Like, I'm already too far gone as a 25 year old kissless virgin. My life is over.

I could not imagine what it would be like if I got fit by 26-27 or so and girls got interested (like it would happen anyway) and I have no clue what to say or do with them

Then again I'm sure OP is like 18-19 so it won't be an issue for you man.

>gay dudes who want the dick do not know how to take no for an answer.

I wouldn't mind if a trap hit on me, I'd probably go for it cause I'm bicurious.

But masculine dudes are a no go. I've watched gay porn out of curiosity and it does nothing for me. Traps on the other hand are amazing. Nothing more amazing than a hot chick with a big dick.

Fucking this
I am autistic when sober but so fucking smooth when I have some alcohol in me. It's called liquid courage for a reason. I've at least been able to make out with 1 girl at every party I've been to when I drink. Still virgin but it's a start.

>claims to be autistic
>goes to parties

frig off

Thanks.

It actually helps to be interested into the girl as a person. I don't even say this as a moral statement, but merely because the girl herself is experiencing herself as a person and so unless you can have fun with her it's not really gonna "connect".

She has to feel good with you / have fun with you.

This guy actually gets laid. I can tell.

>never talk about your various pathologies.
>you like all movies and all genres of music.
>DON'T CRITICIZE STUFF, JUST TALK ABOUT STUFF YOU LIKE.

Ignore sluts, hit the gym.

don't know what this pic is, but my advice:

Act like a confident faggot. If you become attractive and say shit and laugh at it, girls who like you will laugh with you too. You then say, lets go for a walk, and then start making out with her. Then you can work on your social skills once she finds out you're an autist.

I'm taking my lanklet autist little brother to the gym with me. What program should I put him on to make him a fit autist?

second this

I need to know this too. But for myself

How?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TFW I'm in the same situation but high-functioning

>tfw mega autistic and can't talk to girls

JUST BE YOURSELF
I cant stress this enough
Autistic + Attractive = aww you are so cute xo
Autistic + Unattractive = get the fuck away from me creep
When you are attractive they will think of your autism as a quirk and not a deal breaker

When you guys call yourselves "autistic" what do you mean by it?

I have a feeling a lot of you guys call yourselves "autistic" if you're just shy

>needing the word autism defined for you so autistically

You havr autism.

Same aa always. Blow your load at your cat

yeah i saw that and I knew it was legit

fucking kek

So, you're gay?

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>Still kind of chubby

>getting hit on by cute girls

>too autistic to notice, friends ask me why i'm not responding to them.

Are... Are we just going to ignore this?

my friend can talk about his half shitty life for 2 minutes to girls, and then he moves to his confident speech skills he developed growing up in funkcional home.

ﾐ ´_>｀)

You reek of reddit

>Get into engineering degree
>Get fit
>Take care of hygiene
>Dress better
>Be more social
>Actually starting to look good
"2016 will be the year"
>My whole friend circle is engineering CHAD's who are equally fit and smart but better looking
>Barely noticed by girls next to Brad, Chad, Brody and Hermes
Fuggg

Engineering sucks, I wish I knew this 5 years ago

Too bad 75% of all traps aren't passable, 20% look like ugly women and the remaining 5% get fucked by Chad.

Fucking this. You can get away with anything if you're attractive enough.

What if I look like Chad?

Then go for it, if you can actually find one.

Chad is STRAIGHT but fuck TRAPS so you can't have ANY

On anonymous ratings of mens' attractiveness, men were rated on their looks by women. At follow ups, photographs of the same men were taken with a group of men from the top quartile and the bottom quartile. Women rated the men again. Men shown in photos with attractive men were rated higher in attractiveness than their initial score. Men shown in photos with unattractive men were rated lower than their baseline.

Being the least attractive among a group of attractive guys is not a bad thing.

not fake I swear

it's possible.

Just be myself?

I know a couple of people who have aspergers and talk to girls really easily, and here I am letting my crippling insecurities stop me from doing the same, I wish I was genuinely autistic at this point

This.
I never thought the "act disinterested" meme was true until I started college and never really looked women with any kind of desire.
When I finally got a girlfriend and took her to my dorm, any girls that saw me with her would later ask who she was as if almost jealous.

Being confident is a generic answer but it's really the best thing to do.

Boring guy.

The truefacts is that it's all about FACE

A= push
B= pull and dl
C= legs

AxBxAxx
Next week
BxAxBxx

This is the classic brosplit

Don't let your dreams by dreams user.

Fag

Very similar with me. The only problem is, im often so wasted i remember nothing about these girls. Recently found out 2 girls i met in the past few weeks added my on normiebook on the night i met them (or maybe i them, no idea). I was so wasted i didnt remember and now im too chicken to write them.

I wish i had not missed the phase when people learn how to do this. Now im 22 and have no clue about dating and shit. The on girlfriend i ever had was when i was 16 and she basically threw herself at me, for whatever reason.

>skinny autist incel manlet with weak jawline and overall terrible facial aesthetics all through my teens
>hot girls dont even look at me except to curl their lip in disgust. scraping the barrel with 3-4/10s
>2nd puberty hits at 19-21 and also start taking tren, jawline becomes godlike, beard comes through in all its glory, learn better dental hygiene and how to look after my skin and face, get shredded as fuck
>previous experience with hot girls when I was an ugly incel leaves me too autistic and scared to try hitting on them, assume theyre laughing at me
>cute average girls who I have the confidence to hit on freak out because they think I'm way out of their league and just leading them on

>first day in college
>just walk by all the 3.14's and never say anything
>will probably do this for the next 4 months
>can only talk to girls that are in my class or at any of the clubs/volunteers/employees

I mean I never fucking see it but goddamn it's so hard to make a move with everyone watching during class changes.

How do you stop girls and what do you say? I just wanna say

>"hey"
>extend phone so they assume I want their number and wait

>>"hey"
>>extend phone so they assume I want their number and wait

dont do this

Only do it if you are Connor Murphy

Smack down some random qt's stack of books then start picking them up, make sure your hands touch then meet eyes. Girls find this super romantic!

This

have been doing the opposite of this, thus this must be true.

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currently halfway through Book of Pook and it is pertty solid. not focussed on techniques, pick up lines etc
in a nutshell:
> focus on you.
>do what you want to do in life and women will follow
>ask allot of girls out
>.be a man
>LET YOUR TESTOSTERONE GUIDE YOU

yes

tell us your weight loss story i want some more motivation

any tips on skincare? i've had acne on and off for 5 years now

idk man I never had acne I just had loads of blackheads.
but what I did was

>stop touching face
>use seperate towel for drying head & face after shower, wash it every 2 days
>moisturise every day
>bentonite clay mask once a week

What is this comic referencing?

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I've had acne for a long time, but I've managed to pretty much eliminate it now. Spent a lot of money figuring out what works and what doesn't. Too bad my skin is prone to hyperpigmentation....

Feel free to ask any questions

Shit's true, although there is a huge variance among spergs. I should know as I am one and I have met several others. That said, I still managed to bang one of the fit girls at my gym. Pic related is very similar to her body.

My point is that it doesn't matter if you spew autistic bullshit. Girls will like it if you are genuine/confident about it.

>DON'T CRITICIZE STUFF, JUST TALK ABOUT STUFF YOU LIKE. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
But I thought that criticizing was good because it shows you are not afraid to have a different opinion?
Also, how do you transition from "talking to them normally" to talking to them sexually?

This sounds kind of idiotic.

All you have to do is keep them talking about themselves. It makes them feel like you give a shit, regardless of whether you do or not. And it diminishes your responsibility to be interesting.

Express whatever opinions you actually have, they'll be easier to explain and defend and expound upon.

Don't pretend to be a different person, it's exhausting and nobody cares. Everybody between the age of twelve and dead just wants to fuck, and to feel validated by sexual attention. That's why you're here, that's why they're on elite daily and pinterest, learning to paint better faces on their faces and say what other women say they're supposed to say.

Just sidestep the mating display dogma and talk until they're naked.

This. I fap to imagination exclusively but while listening to doom metal and pretending it is some kind of ritual and I would still fuck anything above 4

I jill off to the thought of all the millions of little lives men sacrifice when they jack off and yearn to be the sexual deity their sacrifice is offered to while listening to sludge metal, where do you live?

>talk until they're naked
But how
>Hey how are you doing
>???
>Sex

great advice for a autistic

Ask them about their fears and aspirations. Everybody has fears and aspirations.

Later, ask if they'd like to fuck. Then you can either fuck or try somebody else, instead of dwelling on the possibilities of an answer you never got to a question you never asked.

Work on your social skills. Talking to people is a skill just like any other skill. You're bad at it now, but with practice you'll become good at it. You're just afraid to take the first step because you're bad at it

Well mine is more about sacrificing the girl by the means of sex and less about jizz, also some brown third world country

Oh

this guy has the right idea

>I get a (You) 16 hours after my post
T-Thanks.

Masamune-kun, stop posting on Veeky Forums.

Here's what I've done to protect my precious virginity
>if they look at me and I think they're mirin i put my hoodie on backwards so when the hood is up I can't see them
>when they talk to me just keep going "uhh uhh uhh" and look at the ceiling and walk away

time to NTmaxx boyo
spend a few months cutting out as much incel/robot shit like Veeky Forums, metal, video games etc as you can and indulging yourself in more normie stuff like facebook, hip hop and sports

Reading Dale Carnegie has really really helped me with a lot of things. definitely a must read if you are in this thread

Do you also want girls to look at you, but when they do you look the other way?
[spoiler]Because that's what I do[/spoiler]

Try being shredded with a stutter, being shredded made things way better but it still sucks balls

avoid dairy and gluten for 2 weeks and see if that helps

never failed to work for anyone i know

>LET YOUR TESTOSTERONE GUIDE YOU

I knew there must be something to this when things I find hot in porn woman also find hot

how so? Asking because I'm starting to go into it.

You're lucky if there's 2 girls in any of your classes, if you're looking for expanding your social circle just go for something else or you will end up surrounded by nerds playing videogames. I waste 3 years of my life before I dropped out, literally no female friends right now. It's so fucking hard for me to start a conversation with some random girl even though I'm not ugly

This. Helps get attention but I can't do anything about it.