/CBT/ - I'M THE KING OF Veeky Forums EDITION

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

AHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHOOHOOOHOOHEEEEEEE!

Jesus your body is horrifying. Does any man or woman really want to touch that? Do you want some moisturizer, man?

>playboy bunny tat
holy shit you used to post here like 7 years ago, I remember you
you used to be aesthetic af, what made you turn to full roidmonkey status?

>cares about ratios
kek weak dyel manlet spotted

It's a nice reminder that I sometimes make stupid decisions in life.

I'm always a work in progress. You sound jealous tho. Does it crush your ego knowing I bench press more than your Deadlift?

I get pussy regularly and I just got out of an engagement. You know those cute girls that lift yoga pants that don't acknowledge your existence at the gym? Yeah, those are the ones that are looking for a confidence alpha as fuck male like me to rail them. And believe me, I do.

he's right you know
ratios are for manlets

Yeah probably Rich Piannoman Tier women
At least Rich is funny, you just Sound dumb

Fix your skin and then you will be my king of fit

You'll never be masT, stop trying.

Growth Hormone

I'm mirin op. Almost a foot bigger than me and 120lbs . Bad ass.

What's your regular cycle? Do you use a lot more gear to get a response?
I love 300mg test / week and 75mg tren eod. Get crazy big on that.

>Deadlifts more than he squats
Mirin, but how tall are you?

hello manlet

no youre the Veeky Forums jester

Lookin juicy bro

MasT is a fucking manlet. OP is superior.

They're both faggots.

manlets are shorter so the mass they put on looks more substantial because it is more codensed. A manlet is more likely to look like a roider when he isnt where as a average or tall person is more likely to look dyel.

Oh good this image is not indexed on Google. This aspie is for real.

i'd let you destroy my boipussy

>that shirt
Looking for that special guy eh?

>confident alpha
>taking steroids and posting on a chinese cartoon imageboard to get his ego stroked
Pick one.

Holy fuck. I stop lifting and browsing Veeky Forums for two years, and the first thing I see when I come back here is this guy and his playboy tattoo again. Hasn't he gotten a job or something in the meantime?

>receding hairline
>horrible skin
>You look aged as fuck
>there are probably less visible problems the juice has caused

You could've looked much better and lived much longer if you didn't do this to yourself.

5'7 so yes I'm a manlet
Correct. I'm 180lbs lean and look juicy as fuck not considering my height. Most top bobybuilders today are 5'8-5'10 max.

>not even a 2x bw squat
>bench is only 10kgs higher than bodorio's despite being 30kgs heavier and probably not paused
>deadlift is only 10kgs higher
>insecure roidlet and that weak

Fuck off with your shit bait.

>having to wear a belt to lift up your phone
Nice try, DYEL.

You're a roiding drug addicted crutch faggot

Who cares cuck

King of anything Veeky Forums related sounds like under achieving

Bimbo to the rescue, too bad you're a fag. Unless she had a feminine penis then I still love you.

Manlet please, nobody cares about ratios

i know im not even nearly close to bimbo or delusional op but lets turn this into a good /cbt/

Anyone who's strong is cool in my book, regardless of drug use.

You don't need to be a manlet to consider those as shitty ratios

mike patton is this king of fit

>roiding for this
Top fucking kek lad.

??????

im natty

>not close to bimbo

Your core and obliques has far surpassed him and in general you look far better.

>delusional OP

guy is gigantic, how is he delusional? As opposed to firmly >roidingforthis

Is that a Naruto tattoo? No hate just curious.

Your chest is fucking riddled with acne tho?

there are people who weigh 170 lbs who pull more off the floor.

thats why he is pathetic

Im just glad masT is BTFO beyond repair

if you seriously think acne is a good indicator of roid usage then you're a retard.

i always had issues with acne, pubertal shit i guess.

What happened?

>roiding
>this tiny
WHY.jpg

It's almost as if people lift weights with different goals in mind.

Really makes you think...

1.83m
92kg

>tfw your son will ask about your youth
>tfw you'll tell him you gargled man cum for cash

What does /CBT/ mean? I'm from another board.

>sloping shoulders
abs and chest insertions make up for it though

>act like an overconfident dickhead
>get reactions suited for a overconfident dickhead

Current Body Thread.

Currently bored troll

Why be a king when you can be a God??

I just fucked a lot of pussy minutes ago
You look fine keep working
I have an Eva tattoo but the sleeve is just eyes and teeth no real inspiration just body horror.
I'm 6'5 255?

I'm sure you do, dad

How old are you? 38?

>using 'overconfident' as a pejorative

>Confident
>Posting on an anonymous image board full of dyels to make yourself feel better
>Implying the gym sluts aren't just as insecure as you
>Implying you don't NEED each other trying to prove to everyone that you're worth something

Say it loud: I'm short and I'm proud!

You're 6'3 245 and that's not big for a fraud

She is 2m (6'7)

Nah I'm 6'5 255 and that's big for anyone nerd.

I also have an Eva tattoo. I like yours more though mine is just the NERV logo. Younger me wasn't too inspired.

I only got the tattoo because the art was so inspired. Very cool design by a very cool artist; the dude let me crash on his couch for a few weeks recently.

Big P?

You grow 1 inch every time bimbo.
Last time you were 6'4.
I am waiting for your 7' milestone.

>everytime
I remeasured once over the summer when I went in to the physicians when I had several infections.

Previously though 6'4 for several years when my 5'9 bb coach measured but a 6'2 nurse measured and yeah I'm 6'5. It's cool how you follow nuanced details though. But I've said 6'5 for about 5 months now and I'm guessing you're the user that always calls the discrepancy.

nah man.
I remembered a post that you were roasting swollen glands,you said that there.
I dont remember how much time past tho.

Lmao so true.

Bro, those roided muscles will turn to fat when you cycle off. You fucked yourself for life. Enjoy your low test levels, cancer and bitch Tits.

The summer. Regardless, it's an inch. You're being way anal over weird details. Only on Veeky Forums would people give this much shit over height.

>Muscle turning to fat

hey bimbo got any tips on starting out with shibari?

i dont really know what im doing. do i need special ropes or anything?

Bruh, you're fishing for compliments on here, you're not an alpha, you're an extremely compensating beta on a kitchen closet full of pharmaceuticals.
And post videos of your lifts or nobody will believe you.

>seeks validation on an anonymous Botswanian copper mining forum
>is alpha
Pick 1.

It is a good indicator...

>le roid expert

Why don't you use Accutane?

Mate you are a fucking loser, nobody cares, enjoy your terrible tattoos and fucked endocrine system, if this is how to find fulfillment in your life, you have some growing up to do.

You are literally the physical equivalent of a sperglord with a level 70 WoW character.

Yeah let's not hijack a thread email me bimbolifts at gmail.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're the same height as the OP and only 45lbs lighter but you look 100lbs lighter than OP.

I guess we can see what steroid results really look like.

Someone who knows how to cycle and train
Someone who runs gear and casually lifts to fill the empty void in his life

what is it?

he's 23

he has a door. doors are considered low-status on Veeky Forums

Nah I lift twice a day six days a week.

why do you look so inferior to OP then? who only lifts once a day and looks better and is stronger than you?

OP definitely does not look better.

you're cute :3

He's been geared up for 6 years. I've been on for 2.5 years.

You have to take water weight and bf % into account. Leanness creates a 3D pop that can distort appearance. When I was 215 lean my bb coach was asking if I was in the 240 range.

>too weak to lift without roids
>call yourself anything but a loser

heh

you are so dumb