Be me

>be me
>young semi-successful entrepreneur/college student/early cryptocurrency investor
>always wear stylish designer clothes like Tom Ford, Gucci, Supreme, Louis Vuitton etc.
>go to class
>sit alone in a row in front of some qties
>im constantly on my phone shitposting on Veeky Forums and completely ignoring the professor that wears old clothes from GoodWill like a pleb
>pullout out my $750 Gucci club master sunglasses that I bought with my crypto gains
>wear the sunglasses in class
>decide to check my blockfolio status
>qties in the row behind me see my blockfolio balance that is worth several million dollars
>one of the whispers: "wow, was that an m?"
>professor sees me wearing my Gucci sunglasses and goes bonkers because he is a dumb boomer
>"user, take your damn sunglasses off!"
>Slighly smirk
>Look the boomer professor in the eyes
>"These sunglasses are worth more than your car."
>pull out my $1850 Supreme cash-gun that is loaded with $5000 in cash
>start shooting all the cash on the dumb face of the boomer professor
>all other students are visibly shocked
>boomer professor goes ballistic and calls campus security
>shortly later the campus security arrives
>they ask the professor what is going
>"This young man has been disturbing my lecture, please escort him out of my classroom immediately!"
>security asks me if that is true
>I slightly smile again
>pull out my $4150 Supreme wallet that has $8k in cash in it
>tip the security guards each $3k to arrest the dumb boomer professor
>professor goes apeshit and almost has a heart attack
>get out of the class with a qtie
>later fuck the qties brain out in her apartment
>mfw boomer professor is now teaching at a ghetto-tier community college

Fucking boomers when will they learn that crypto is the future

I dont think your story is real

nice larp
send coins for proof

nice larp, faggot

kek I love you OP

Guys, I'm in OP's class and this actually happened. It was SO COOL. Then he paid me 1300 dollars to take a steamy shit on his chin.

Trying a bit too hard OP, I don't think this will catch on

You sound like a fucking idiot and douchebag. Fuck off pajeet

>implying I'm larping
>on Veeky Forums

Nigga, I bought $20k worth of ETH at ICO back in 2014 when this Slock.it faggot dev was still in the Ethereum team and held until it reached $370. I could literally right now hire Blackwater/Academi and let them take you faggots out.

OP doxx pic related

but srsly if you think wearing designer clothes look good you're either
1. a pajeet
2. jersey shore guido trash
3. autistic

which one is it op