Veeky Forums genuinely made me gay

>be me, healthy relationship with qt of 4 years
>realize i want to be fit, come to this board
>mirin the CBTs
>spend alot of time at the gym so i can post in CBTs
>gf starts feeling under appreciated, cheats on me
>dump her immediately after finding out
>start becoming increasingly sexist after this; redpill etc.
>realize women are more often than not pieces of shit
>at this time my gains are coming along nicely, most my friends are gym bros now
>getting lots of compliments in CBTs, start to compliment other people back
>starts off "mirin vascularity, mirin pec insertions"
>slowly progresses into "Thicc as fuck, would smash"
>obviously only post gay shit on Veeky Forums as a joke
>one day mate spotting me on bench
>realize his hamstrings are thicc, mirin
>slap him on the ass as a joke saying "teach me bro"
>at this time I've been watching trans porn for banter for atleast a month now
>one night decide to cut out the middleman and go straight to gay musc porn
>get horny as fuck, send a pic of my dick to my gym bro.
>get one back
>holyfuckitshuge.jpg
>tell him we should hang out more, he's not quite sure what i meant by that
>plays it safe saying lets go hiking tomorrow
>we go hiking, get to the lookout area
>his traps are looking fucking juicy as he walks infront of me
>realize how gay this train of thought is
>realize i might genuinely be fucking gay after browsing Veeky Forums
>lately all i want to do is train lower body now for that ass

what the FUCK

anyone else had a similar experience?
btw Low bar or High bar squat for glute hypertrophy?

what the fuck

>at this time I've been watching trans porn for banter for atleast a month now
>at this time I've been watching trans porn
>for at least a month now
>for banter
>I've been watching trans porn
>for
>banter
The sheer autism

>get horny as fuck, send a pic of my dick to my gym bro.
>get one back
>tell him we should hang out more, he's not quite sure what i meant by that

how dense can you be?

traps are hilarious user

>getting lots of compliments in CBTs, start to compliment other people back
>starts off "mirin vascularity, mirin pec insertions"
>slowly progresses into "Thicc as fuck, would smash"
>obviously only post gay shit on Veeky Forums as a joke

OH FUCK MY SIDES LMAOOO

>getting lots of compliments in CBTs, start to compliment other people back
>starts off "mirin vascularity, mirin pec insertions"
>slowly progresses into "Thicc as fuck, would smash"
>obviously only post gay shit on Veeky Forums as a joke

OH FUCK MY SIDES LMAOOO

>gay musc porn

Gross. I only jerk off to cute twinks and traps.

Did u say no homo?

i got pretty horny from ths desu
tyty

why the fuck didn't you smash you beta fuck!!

>Low bar or High bar squat for glute hypertrophy
Neither, lunges are better for glute activation than either back or front squats

>is "ironic" with his homosexuality
>starts genuinely questioning his sexuality
>oblivious to the the obvious but not really

STOP BEING IN DENIAL

lunges, glute bridges and stiff legged deadlifts then?

If huge glutes are your only goal then sure
I'd just lift normally and add on lunges as an assistance exercise though; shoot for 10 difficult sets of 8-12 reps a week

latent bisexuality manifested once you realized you hated women

Okay cool, i'm already on a PPL so 5 sets per leg sesh.

Isn't bisexuality a meme?

I still fuck girls but their natural chubiness tends to be a slight turn off for me

like it feels off to be attracted to them when they don't have an adonis belt. like it's just missing, idk

>try to better yourself
>girlfriend feels "underappreciated" and that you "aren't giving her enough attention" so she cheats on you or dumps you

And remember, half the posts on this board are of guys crying about women.

Sorry i don't quite grasp what you are trying to say?

I found out she cheated on me after several months of voicing her discontent with me getting up early and not lying in and dumped her.

In hindsight I probably could have done a less rigorous routine but fuck that LETS GET FUCKING SHREDDED BOYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS

He's calling you a beta bitch for not dumping her and slaying solo while you continue to get yolked

Just date a girl who works out.

Solves all your problems.

im saying how beta it is to obsess as much over women as you people on here do

Gay and autistic.
Wow, your parents must be so fucking proud.

Oh yeah, that's what I meant after that happened I felt really confused as to why people care about women so much.

I'm not redpill but I do think they're fucking useless most the time

Gas yourself faggot.

>tfw they actually are

>falling for memes
>it was only a joke bro

i like the dickgirls

You just been psyopped into homosexuality congrats you fell for the jew and played yourself

I thought the jews intention was to create a nation of low test cucks, instead of high test lifting fags?

...

Sounds like you're bi or were closet gay to begin with, and some cheating bitch pushed you over the edge and Veeky Forums just gave you a way to realise that.


Also, doesn't matter. High and low bar have pretty much the same activation. That being said, anecdotally, high bar has worked better for me, mostly because your form needs to be dead on.

oh yeah, simple

Not him, but probably squats, glute bridges, SLDL's, and possibly lunges.


Or just lift normally and add in glute bridges and lunges, and swap your deadlift for sldl's. You should already be doing squats.

Not that guy, but it sounds like your ex was just a cheating bitch, senpai.

>this is a real thread

Veeky Forums is hands down the best board on this website

does this gif turn you on user?

shhhh, just let it happen

Hello r/Veeky Forums

>Watching trans porn for banter
This fucking guy, include me in the screencap.

Post gym buddy's dick

>2030
>muslim army arrives to take over
>get buttfucked to death by a horde of creatine crazed bearmode guys mistaking them for twinks