Tell me Veeky Forums, what do you want?

Well, the college I attended was on the other side of the country and now I'm on a different coast with a new life. And it's been a few years now. Inertia, ya know?

I have decided which school I want to go to but it's super selective and I'm not sure how to put my best foot forward in applying.

>meet girls with big tits
>talk to them
>get contact information
>talk to them
>get one to like you
>sex
>love and marriage
>get a financial education
>create something of value or invest in something of value

>Get dinosaur suit from store

>apply to school
>If they say yes go to class
>if they say no apply to another school.

Does it really matter how you get the applied physics degree?

To be a virgin again.

>die
>be reborn

Fag

I want /her/ back :(

>find her
>put her in a bag
>take her to your house
>put her in basement
>chain to wall

Financial Independence
>Get a financial education
>create something of value to society or invest in something of value to society.

Regular sex with multiple women
>find women
>ask them for there contact info
>talk to them about things
>ask about sex
>fuck the ones that say yes

>Run sound for a stadium
>Attractive, faithful housewife to raise my kids
>Be able to provide her, and my children, with everything they need
>Impress my dad

Run sound for a stadium
>find out who manages the local stadium
>ask them if you can manage the sound system there
>if they say no find someone else, and ask the former manager again a few months later.

Attractive, faithful housewife to raise my kids
>Go to a church
>meet girls at church
>ask them about boys and marriage
>see if they are interested in embarking in a God filled marriage with you
>if shes reading her bible on the regular she's likely to follow its values

Be able to provide her, and my children, with everything they need
>Go to college
>finish courses
>get degree in medicine
>get job as doctor

Impress my dad
>Go to college
>finish courses
>get degree in medicine
>get job as doctor

this

A degree in liberal arts

>Go to college
>finish courses
>get degree in liberal arts

300 more lbs of cheap weights from Dicks assuming I can fit it in my budget before the sale ends.

I'm a pretty average guy, I've gotten laid doing the dating thing, but it's purely a question of numbers

"big titty" women are something like 1 in a 100, maybe 200. at least two sigma above the mean. restricting your dating pool to the top 1% means you don't go on very many dates!

checked

Achieving something like pic rel and getting an even bigger bf.

To have a working mind.
Oh, and to get a deep throat blowjob till completion from a woman. Yeah yeah dudes beg to do it, but I want an attractive woman who can do it. I'm not even huge, it's just under ten inches if bone press measure.
Ah, and to find a reason not to commit suicide this year.
That'd be great.

>Save money
>buy weights

Your only making excuses, get out there and get those big titties if you really want them.

>keep working out
>find newer and better ways to lift

To have a working mind.
>brain training courses

Oh, and to get a deep throat blowjob till completion from a woman, that is attractive.
>meet attractive girls
>talk to them
>get contact information
>talk to them
>get one to like you that does blowjobs
>deep throat blowjob till completion

Or if you have money you could just get a hooker.

i mean... reinhardt's body would be great... either way

>keep working out
>find newer and better ways to lift

A morally sound society. No degenerate faggots/tranny things walking around. A true free market. A wife who is mentally stable and not one of the ones that think "the grass is always greener". I could name more, but fuck it.

To be happy and fulfilled.

>A true free market

>A morally sound society.
Create laws and rules that ban anything you find morally unsound, the penalty for breaking these laws is death

>No degenerate faggots/tranny things walking around.
Genocide all degenerate faggots/trannys

>A true free market
Remove all laws from the marketplace.

>To be happy and fulfilled.
Believe that you are happy and fulfilled

Ron Paul 2020
friend

GAINZ

but how will that get me the big daddy Reinhardt dick?

>Remove all laws from the marketplace.
What could possibly go wrong?

>Genocide all degenerate faggots/trannys
>Genocide degenerate
i dont think you know what one of those words means

Happiness is the only thing that matters. And i believe that to achieve that i will need financial stability and a great partner. But hey, if i somehow find lifelong happiness/fulfillment without either of those things, that's cool too

To be like that guy in OP pic, how do I get manly gains and epic battle scar without looking like a edgy fag?

I want to lose weight and get gainz

go play overwatch, you can literally be that guy

>1 in 100
REAL big tits on a slim waist, yes. "Big tits" on a fatty though, they're everywhere.
Also big titty girls have shit attitudes. They think they're a gift, it's bullshit.

Honestly I just want something like this, don't need highly visible defined abs, just want a nice overall shape and size that looks good in clothing like suits.

well obviously big tits on slim waist, who do you think I am

Or this

A resolution and the opportunity to cooperate to make it okay.

To die so I don't have to eat anymore

>that nose

A loving and attractive woman that's eager to slob on my knob on demand, reach sub 10% bodyfat, dream home gym and the financial means to obtain it.

Same plus death metal shows

I demand the finer things in life

Nice Rectangle

I want a stand like the niggas in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure have. Specifically like the edgy JoJo with a hat. I want to punch shit.

For him to ram his cock down my throat and power bottom for me

A strong character and loyal friends.

>death metal shows as an adult
Severe autism

To be the most important thing to the world

I want to quit chronic depression and I don't want my mom to be stressed about me

Well, I want to get large and muscular. To feel big, and strong and powerful without sacrificing too much endurance or mobility. I want to hone my body like a weapon. I know that sounds gay or whatever but idgaf that is what I really want deep down. It's not the only thing I want, but it's what I want as far as fitness is concerned.

>Implying I have desires.

Time enough to pursue all of my interests.

A promising career in something I enjoy to do, and pays well.

A good woman and a happy family. The end.

Nice ultimate goals user

Simple but impossible.

I honestly don't know. I'm not some young kid either, I'm 27.

I could go for some salsa. Chips and salsa would be cool but I think I got like half a bag left so just salsa is fine.

to get my life in order.

5 years of university, 5 years of high school and i've sacrificed many milestones.

im still a virgin, i dont even have my drivers license and i live with my parents.

all for a fucking career.

maybe it gets better, but right now i just want to get my life in order. i want to be fit, i want to get a cute gf, not a hot one, but a passable one who loves me back.

is that too much to ask?

>sub 10% bf
>bigger everything
>work as defence contractor doing infosec
>eventually open my own security company
>not fuck things up with my girl
>not get pushed into kids

a kid with
>her

All I want is the final collapse of capitalism.

why does fetal alcohol syndrome and big ol tiddies wind up going together almost 100%?

For God to let me live the life I want, even just once. Give me that and I'll help you with whatever you need out there.

Gains.
A job that is fulfilling, pays well, and isn't a standard 9-5.
A decent apartment in a city that is not chicago (where I currently am.) Right now I think colorado seems really nice and not just because of the weed.
A fit, slightly normie bf that is only a little bit bigger and stronger than me.

Maybe if you respect your elders.

full communism

smaller arms pic related

it kind of sucks having to wear long sleeve shirts all the time because I'm too big and I scare people

any tips? consuming around 4100 cals a day right now

>The ability to do pull-ups, one arm push-ups, and handstand push-ups
>Better predictive time management (e.g. How long will this task really take?)
>Clean house
>Regular sex with an attractive disease free woman that will come from intercourse.

>>The ability to do pull-ups, one arm push-ups, and handstand push-ups

Santa delivered my 10th pull up this Christmas, Finally a set. Felt damn good. Keep working at it and it will happen

To be happy.

Make a meaningful contribution to the field of physics

Get a bf who likes me for being me, so i dont have to pretend to be cooler than i am like i do currently

My famiy to either fix their shitty relationships with each other or to all die in a quick and painless way that isnt my fault.

>i want to get a cute gf, not a hot one, but a passable one who loves me back.
Iktf.

to be fit and to start a healthy family of children I can hopefully raise to be better than me.

a nice bonus would be getting into politics maybe.

i just want to live a long fulfilled life with my future kids being happy with their successful careers and spend my older years in a small farm with my future wife while keeping most of my gains at old age
also i wish my parents would settle their differences and get along already

Sometimes you wander for years, living a meaningless life until you find a goal user, it's not as easy as one would think

OP l want to make gains and work hard to buy my parents and sister anything they want

Someone to love me.
Or at least not absolutely hate me.

make yourself better, I already hate you and I haven't even met you.

Already at it.

one of the easiest ways to not have people hate you immediatly is to not whine about how everyone hates you.

victim complexes are unnattractive

Don't worry, i whine only on anonymous image boards. So in real life i'm gucci

Damn I want that to! I want them in my face now!

>Get a bf who likes me for being me, so i dont have to pretend to be cooler than i am like i do currently
Stop pretending and you'll probably avoid this

I want to lose 60lbs of BW and increase my total of about 60lbs in the meanwhile. I also want to buy a nice car this spring.

This x1000.