Am I gay?

Hi Veeky Forums,

Is it gay if I really like the smell of a guys colon as he walks past me at the gym or the mall?

Also, which colons are best?

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Kek
>prolapsed colons are the best
t. colon expert

if you're putting your nose where you can smell another man's colon on a regular basis then I'd say that yeah you're pretty gay.

I meant cologne guys... like mens perfume. Fuck.

You had a Freudian slip. It means your gay.

dior sauvage and ultra male are my favorites

la nuit de l'homme and l'homme are both pretty good but I would only wear them around the house if I was gonna have 1-2 people over

adventus is good when it heats up but for the price it is overrated, I wouldnt buy it again unless money wasnt an issue

Those are the ones I have

>Is it gay if I really like the smell of a guys colon


Yes.

I really like Hermessence's vetiver tonka, KOUROS and Bond's New Haarlem for what it's worth.
You should find a scent that you like wearing imo instead of basing your style off of what others like (unless you like something really repulsive).

This thread seems like too easy a set-up and I'm pretty sure I've seen this formula used before.

4/10 -- Apply yourself

Bruh get some invictus it's good if you are black

bitches crave that bbc, like mr. west

my favorite is the semi-colon

Lmao colon

Polo blue is my gfs favorite when I wear it

I like Versace Eros and La Nuit de L'Homme.

Kek

Since we are in the general area of possible gay. Would it be gay if I wore patchouli? I fucking love that scent.

No, wear what you like. Even dresses.

*tips*

Creed Aventus

best scent

Yes. Smell is indicative of sexual orientation. If you like any man smells, you're a faggot. If you are disgusted when you smell other men, you are super heterosexual

>spraying yourself with chemicals
>not rubbing actual sandalwood oil on your chest

>colon


OP if you have to question whether or not you're gay, you might be gay.

Just go to a gay bar and kiss a guy and see if you like it. Who fucking cares?

>putting pure essential oil on your skin
lmao

>go to n hentai
>first thing I see is a yaoi doujin with an actual not-trap guy on the cover
>pop boner
>click
>boner getting harder
am I gay now?

It was this one by the way
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>sandalwood
>not teaberry

I actually had to look this Word up
Did you know the germans have a City named after it?
Why the fuck would you call your City "male perfume City"

Then what are you supposed to do with it, pour it in your anus?