Why do you lift to compensate for that small dick Veeky Forums?

why do you lift to compensate for that small dick Veeky Forums?

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i lift to be able to fuck your gf and make a c u c k out of the c u c k you are

>Had to double check that I clicked on Veeky Forums and not /pol/

gl getting a woman outside of the porn industry to have sex with you :)

t. 7 1/2" guy where women complained about it being a tad too big

I wish I could be a chick for a day to feel what it feels like to be rammed deep by a big 10 inch cock.

you can take it up the ass

Not the same and you know it.

>implying the average girl can take a dick like that.

This just shows how much experience OP has.

Quit watching porn, your obsession with big dicks is unhealthy.

how did you know?

Wouldn't that just make your dick look even smaller if you decided to get huge? Why would that be someone's reason to lift? Makes no sense.

how's the small penis life working for you user?
oh wait, let me guess, you're 8 inches long.

you're right, it's better. anyone who had a prostate orgasm will tell how good it is

Is 5.5 inches respectable on someone who's 6'5"?
Or am I going to get laughed at if I finally make it?

if you were 5'7'', that dick would be 4 inches long

I'm 5'11" and 6.5" so yea it looks hilarious.

>t. 7 1/2" guy where women complained about it being a tad too big
But they didn't say "I'm not having sex with you again. You're too big!" Did they?

8 inch here. NEVER have I had a woman be awed or impressed or in love with my dick. Mostly it just hurts them. You wanna be good in bed? Have a 5 inch or bigger and get the stamina to pound the shit out of her as long as she needs you to

post dick before thread gets deleted

no homo

>wanna know how to get women to want you?
>have a 5 incher

holy shit, this is so sad, stop pretending girls want your small 6 incher user

Itkfb

as someone with much above average dick i can tell you that it's pain and not enjoyable for me at all. can't go deep because of length and have to be careful all the time which makes sex a chore for me. you don't want to have a long dick, trust me. every time i have sex i wish my dick would be shorter.

been with many girls and not one has been able to take it completely. they all loved the girth though and could orgasm by just having the head in.

length doesn't matter, girth is much more important. even if you are 5" and have a decent girl it's enough to make them orgasm.

>tfw I am a dicklet and see length doesn't matter makes me feel incredible
>tfw I'm also a girthlet so this does nothing for me but make me feel even more worthless

> i wish my dick would be shorter.
stop spreading lies 6 inch dicklet

spoken like someone who doesn't know shit about female anatomy

So it's all in my head? If that's true then you saved me because my insecurities about my size are so crippling right now I don't know how I will cope much longer.

>muh female anatomy

user, just stop, no girl wants a small dick. stop pretending to be big to falseflag your opinion

I don't mind seeing some dick on here, but let's keep nigger dick off fit.

6.5, sorry.
This incredibly average dick works fine though, gf finds it a little too big.

How's the lonely life treating you?

lol, no wonder you hate big dicks

You're right in that one, but my experience is quite similar to Being extra careful most of the time to simply not hurt the girl is pretty annoying and dampens the experience.
But it's less annoying than her starting to cry and curl up where sex is instantly over just because you didn't restrain yourself.........

imgur.com/a/QxxS8

Stay mad dicklets. 6+ girth master race reporting in

So is there hope for girthlets like me and ?
Do we have to lick the pussy AND the crack?

mad at what? your wide hips, your tiny wrists or your 8 inch arms?

ever heard of perspective? also my hips, wrists and arms isn't what's making them crawling back for more almost every day.

stay mad pencil dick

it's why no one trains legs. Gotta make your upper body and dick shine user

How has this thread been up for an hour?

Mods confirmed faggots for the black mans dick.

> tfw 6 inches
> make girls cum during sex

you know the saying, its how you use it.
I'm guessing your sex is over in 5 mins and you leave the girl unsatisfied

copy pastaing
So, here’s the deal with Penis Enlargement.

I’ve been doing it about 3 years. Used to be crazy into researching and trying all the products and tools and here’s the low down… pretty much the same as strength training.

You need a means to ask your cells to grow.
You need a means to provide your cells with the nutrients to grow.
You need to be consistent and intelligent.

So, I usually start the day with an aggressive pumping session. A cheap ‘tube’ like a novelty pump is fine, but you do want a good pump (the actual hand operated device that creates the vacuum). If this is weak you can only do ‘small pump’.
Small pump = light pressure for a long time
Big pump = high pressure for a short time (high pressure for a long time simply creates fluid build up and potentially breaks your dick - think crossfit)
So I start the day with a big pump. That beats up my dick well (like getting a burn when lifting). That has broken down plenty of cells and then I go about stretching in that state. Now, the very best way is to use traction. This has been proven in peer review. (approx. 1 inch in 1000 hours).
Now, if you are a shut in neck beard you should do this. Use a good extender like autoextender
autoextender.com/
and don’t even bother tryin to use the standard noose grip. Use the VLC tugger PE attachement.
tlctugger.com/vlc-tugger-pe-ads/
This was a revolution to me. Hours of pain free stretching. But you need to be naked, in the device for hours at a time.Therefore, I hardly use it.

So I do my big pump and then I hit DLD’s Newbie Routine mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html

I use TSO jelq fuel (like taking preworkout) for my jelqing and I use The Original Trouser Snake Oil afterwards (like taking protein - the slogan is ‘Your cock on steroids’ lol).

still copy pastaing

If I can do nothing else I always hit the stretching and jelqing routine. I try do it whenever I take a piss in work (9-5 Monday to Friday) and use TSO all the time. It keeps my cock in the ‘pumped’ state so I’ve a massive bulge but also it’s feeding my cock and keeping it in the enlarged state is something of a goal for all PEers.

Now we are talking a long time for gains. But if you started a year ago you could be an inch bigger in length and in girth. They say you should try grow length first because it’s easier to gain length on a thin penis, and then add girth. However, most people say this is bullshit and that all work basically adds to length and girth.