Veeky Forums Life Thread | green text and advice

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>18y/o ausfag
>had .4btc
>got LINK'd to .13btc
>still HODLING
>10,000 in stocks (wagecuck money)
>1,500 in cash
>freshman compsci/law student
>majoring in cyber security
>considered dropping law but scared of being pajeeted in compsci
>got new qt 18y/o 7/10 gf
>she's had 1 sexual partner
>tfw major performance anxiety
>had sex for 2-4 minutes last week (1st time)
>went limp switching positions
>tried again the other night, couldn't even enter..

tfw LINK'd, has no life direction and shit at sex

JUST..

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Stop masturbating, immediately.

If anyone else is having this same problem, look up 'death grip syndrome'.

Never did it much, 1-2 times a week maybe.

>29
>merchant marine officer working offshore, well payed
>saved lots of money
>have 0.6btc
>btc is too expensive to buy
>hoping it will crash to buy more

1st time is always like that mate. Chin up, concentrate on your partner, not yourself. Just let it happen as it's going to happen.

You will inevitably suck at boning your first partner, so just make them happy.

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Don't do any sort of porn related stuff for at least a month and apply this at least once a day, it works. You're still young so don't even try using things like viagra. It'll make you quite sensitive.

(the cream will make you quite sensitive, not viagra)

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No. Fuck this. That advice is not for someone that's 18 years old. Jesus.

Performance anxiety is a psychological thing. Laying off porn for a bit will help, but not if you're only jerking off once a week.

OP just needs to keep in the game and concentrate on his partner, rather than what he's doing.

>20
>in college for mechanical engineering
>no friends but am used to it
>hate living with mother
>has accused me of some of the cruelest shit
>scraping every corner to get out of this hell hole
>can't get a job because of unreliable transportation
>can't get a license because am in the middle of nowhere and no one to take me to dmv
I keep thinking things are going to get better but everyday brings with it more challenges and roadblocks.

I didn't finish the first time I fucked a girl. With that said, the second time I managed to get a nice money shot, I think it was just mental anxiety ( I spent too much time psyching myself out the first time I had sex, the second time I gave less of a fuck so I actually manage to enjoy myself)

That's true. It's just another option, should nothing else work.

Thanks man, really appreciate it. I don't think it's ED, I'm hard for hours when we're making out, 3rd base etc. It's only when the time comes for sex.

Also I just ordered some decent water based lube, she used this jelly shit that felt gross..

You fucking legend! I think I'll get her off first next time, so I don't have to worry about doing well etc.

I'll keep it in the back burner. Thanks

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>tfw just hired a high class prostitute for my first time

Not only did it get rid of the first time anxiety, but I explained my situation and she taught me everything I needed to know to not be shit with future girls.

Best teacher ever

>18y/o
Fuck off you stupid faggot. You have your entire life ahead of you. Stop fucking whining and take charge for once. You aren't a kid anymore.

Your genetics is getting the signal from its environment to procreate

But its previous environment has been getting a negative signal to live.

To activate the genetics that support procreation, you have to start running on a regular basis, every day.

After a period of time, your genetics will begin expressing survival and competitive genes. It might take weeks, it might take years.

That's a good advice tho

I've started exercising and eating healthier. Is it worth joining a gym?

I do go to gym, but I will recommend you to go if you feel it like something you want to keep in your life, if not just find the sport that fit into that condition. Going to the gym just for MUH GETTING Chicks is lame

All sports help to produce testosterone. That a protip. BTW I changed my mind I would like to tell you that info for free but only if you want to hear it.

>an australian that uses the word "freshman"

looks like you got burger'd

OP here (phone posting)

Yeah I'd like to hear it

I also finish all my essays with spell check set to "English (American)"

Sorry I went out. Wait a minute

Lol I'm also phone posting so I'm slow at the moment. The thing is just to control and exercise one fucking muscle or esfinter which is the responsible of ejaculate. Note when you are cumming that there is contraction on the base of your penis so if you learn how to "squeeze" it you are pretty much controlling when you cum. It's called the kegesl exercices get deeper into it. I used to be shy about the fear of premature ejaculation but I exercised it and tested on a hooker and actually it was amazing. The first time I fucked I finished to fast and it was really disappointing. The rest is up to you. Btw any scraps are welcome 1NcAJYmYBA6BAY3dB5VcNurbfhHaFVYTJW

the best time to buy is always the past my friend. might as well start now.

yeah you're fine. if you are hard for all the foreplay its just all in your head when it comes to sex. Just keep trying at it. No such thing as too much sex for an 18y/o

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