Sexual Fitness and Health Thread

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>How does my penis compare to rest?
howlongismyschlong.com/

>How to do increase length or width?
"There is no non-surgical technique to make the penis bigger. Penis pumps may help create a stronger erection, but they will not create a larger penis. Because the penis is composed largely of spongy erectile tissue and not of muscle, it cannot be strengthened or "built up." Surgery may cause scar tissue to grow that can cause a painful or even a shortened erection." - Kinsey Institute

>What are some penis excerises I can do?
pegym.com/articles/introduction-to-penis-exercises

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I have a mucoid cyst on my dick. Right below the tip. Had it for like 13 years. It fills up with pus or something, I squeeze it and drain it. Would alternate between ignoring it and freaking out over it.

Recently had it looked at, doc said minor surgery to remove, 4 weeks no sex. If I leave it, probably nothing bad happens but it could maybe get infected someday. I keep it pretty clean though and I always wrap it for sex.

Should I get it chopped, brahs?

At what age has your dick stopped growing? I'm 18 and got my puberty kinda late, this is why im wondering.

Huh...who fucking knew. Just goes to show how ridiculous media expectations are.

Minor cosmetic surgery. Get it chopped bruh(the cyst not your dick), no harm no foul.

Kegals, cardio and squats. Also noporn for increased self confidence.

23/m
How do I lessen my sex drive?
It's distracting and I really need to focus on work. I'm the businessfucker who posted a while ago about wanting to plow his secretary and lawyer.(I did)

I don't want to be sexually submissive anymore, how do I fix myself?

chop dat shit. face it you aren't getting laid with a pearl on your dick

Absolutely, this shouldn't even be a question
The average case of penis growth is at its full size between age 16-21
You're a big guy, desu
Not a fitness question

Can I fix a benis that's curved to the right?

yes it is, it's precisely sexual health question

At 32 I came from a BJ (not even a god one) for the first time ever after a month of no fapping/porn

Hoping to acquire a normal'ish sex drive

That is all

I feel like midgets and Asians skew these studies way the fuck down.

That's a stretch as far as sexual health goes.
I'm pretty adamant that porn absolutely destroys your self confidence. Fappin is fine. Sometimes people just like what they like. But if you really want to change you gotta practice what you preach. If you want to be more dominant act like it. Force it if you need too and eventually it will become the norm and you might just enjoy it.

No, live with it. Unless it's freaky curved then girls will probabably enjoy it just fine if not more.

I've been following some guides myself, doing some penile exercises that focus on expansion and extension, but focusing it to the opposite of the curve. I've heard progress in making the penis straighter, and I hope it can do the same for me
How's life outside bed? Any stress? Depression? The last thing I want to do is say that you're low on test.
It would only be natural to include them, they're men too.

>How does my penis compare to rest?
howlongismyschlong.com/

I don't understand, where do they get their statistics from? According to this site I'm doing well off but if I posted it anywhere on Veeky Forums it would be dwarfed by very large penis owners with messages of "sorry bout your luck" etc.

Keep in mind I've only ever had a great sex life but either Veeky Forums is a hot spot for people with large penises gather or something just feels off.

Also this was my first time ever measuring my penis.

>Trusting an anonymous board when talking about something no one wants to tell the truth about like size of their members
Also the link to the statistics they pull this off of is below the calculator.

>jacking off one day
>feel a tug as i'm cumming
>dick goes flaccid right away
>dck doesn't get full hard anymore
>dick only gets floppy hard now
>dick used to be a bit over 6inchs, nows it 5inches flat and floppy hard
>sometimes when getting hard dick hurts like it's stretching
>too poor to go to doc
What do?
Do i just abstain from sex or masturbation? And for how many days do I abstain?

If you control for race, sizes are all relatively the same. There is precious few differences on a genetic level between races. For example, a man from North Africa has much greater genetic difference between him and a Subsaharan African than a white man and a Chinaman.

Odd aint it

Youd think an anonymous format would be the one place for honesty

And yet 4 chins teaches differently

>tfw tried nofap this year but kept having wet dreams so decided it would be easier to fap

Fuck porn though fuck that shit

>61%
>82%
>91%
Did not expect this.

Practice abstinence from masturbation, nofap/porn, take about a week and avoid any and all sexual stimulation.
A good thing to do once failing nofap is to get right on it. Avoiding porn is always a safe thing to do, good job user
So big >///

Lol a girl I was seeing sent me the results to that website after randomly measuring me one night before we did

Was walking on air for a couple hours brehs

does these exercises actually work?
i mean any1 here actually tried it and gotten results? is it dangerous for ur dick?!!

Kegels are pretty much the only valid dick exercises.
Jelqing will cripple your penis and is a total waste of time. You run a real risk of never being able to attain an erection again.

I've owned the bathmate 40x for a long time now. but a couple months ago I decided to actually discipline myself to stick to a beginner routine with jelqing included. so I did that for like 8 weeks.

it was fun and I would of liked to continue but there was a lot of downsides so ultimately I decided to quit. the biggest reason was my testicles hurt a lot for like 6 hours straight one evening and that scared me because I already have weird balls (they occasionally rise into my groin during sex in a painful manner which I read means that I'm possibly more likely to get torsion or whatever)
I was also paranoid about the spermatic tubes and doing damage to it
I also didn't really notice any even temporary erect girth gains like I was promised.

but oh well I would've kept doing it but then I realized why go through all the hours and blood sweat and tears just to get a fractionally bigger dick, I'm 6 inch length and 5.5 girth which won't make any girl go oh my God face but it's thick enough to make them cum

If there was a way to actually make your dick bigger then millions of men across the globe would know about it.

Your options are limited to surgery which can make you longer (and temporarily thicker)

>tfw approaching 30
>tfw dick is starting to lose its umph
>tfw I beat off once a week maybe, not even to porn, but just to empty my nuts if I'm not banging some chick that week.

Getting old sucks.

wtf is kegels?!
is it like flexing ur dick?!

100% chop

There are tight girls out there. I've had girls in pain with similar proportions. And genuinely there's not going to be a significant difference between 6" or 7" unless she has a fetish for size or has stretched herself on dragon dildos.

I'm also suicidally depressed, completely incapable of interacting with another human being for longer then a few minutes or unless it has something to do with sex, and when I hit those older years it's going to be impossible to get full erections because of my size.
Did I mention the frustrations created by slutty chicks who claim to want to fuck a guy with a big dick but end up being cuntlets who beg me to stop and tap out in under 10 minutes? Those bitches are my favorite!

Well, have fun with your average dicks and being able to fuck every woman on the planet and never having erection issues in old age!

You know when you take a piss and need to stop it in mid stream? Or when you clench your butthole? Flexing those muscles is called a kegel.
Do 1 sec contractions, 1 sec relax x 100, 3 to 4 times a day.

This

Race is a spook

You won the lottery with those genetics, holy cow

yeah i figured it out. hah.
so also flexing ur kegels while doing hiptrust for maximum fuckgains right?

>x100
>Trying to trick me into doing cardio
Shoo shoo, gains goblin. I see through your tricks.

don't visit cuck boards like this one ;^)

Go back to your containment board. Genetics are a social construct.

Yeah some of them work. Shit takes a long time though. Jelqs are entry shit. I've had gains from hanging and clamping.

Stop using a site used predominantly by college aged women and teenage boys.

My griflriend is hard to cum. (Talking about vaginal here)

I can make her cum using my hands.

During sex, I throw her around and fuck the shit out of her for like 15-30 minutes. Sometimes she gets close but I can't keep it up without finishing or getting tired. I'm really big, and she's really small. Not to brag or anything but sometimes I fuck her so well I get covered in scratches because she can't control herself

What gives?

Vaginal orgasms are a meme.

Could just be sample bias. Who's more likely to respond to a penis length question, a guy with 7.5" or a guy with 4.5"?

u dont need an erection to do the kegel exercise right?

Try more foreplay.

This is likely. I wouldn't have posted if I wasn't surprised at the positive result in this very thread.

What do you fap to then?
Is it ethical to fap to thinking of women you know?

*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

>be me
>be ottermode sex fiend
>jackhammer is a real thing, do it multiple times per session until gf's eyes roll back
>suddenly back injury
>can't do the superhammer any more

Wtf do I do guys. I'm scared she will grow disinterested in me if I don't fuck her thoroughly or half ass it. What it the back pain doesn't go away? 2 weeks now, should I see a doctor?

Nope. If you have a really weak pelvic set then laying down might be easier to start. Otherwise sitting or even doing light tasks will work too.
Hold for 3 seconds, then rest for 3 seconds. Do 10-12 sets, 3 times a day. Should notice within a few weeks to a couple of months.

Consistency m8, making girls cum is all about consistency. Once you find a spot/speed that makes her quiver then keep hitting it at that pace until she finishes even if you are excrutiatingly exhausted. (same goes for oral)
The issue is that most of the time they start grinding and twisting and shit in order to "scratch that spot"

Also this
Foreplay can include making her cum, it increases the likelyhood that she will cum again.

no user don't

Hey I'm circumcised and restoring my cock manually. How long does it take to fully restore?

What the hell are you even talking about
Are you implying cut can be uncut again?

Well I'm mostly doing it because my tip is really sensitive. It restores coverage primarily not the nerves

I'm 5.6" long and 6" in circumference (fucking chode, looks ridiculous)

Have a problem, when I have sex with my girlfriend my penis feels too sensitive, it almost burns. I lose control of my pelvic floor and it just becomes uncomfortable.

I found this same issue from the age of 12 onwards when I was in the shower and I'd use water and rub my dick with my hand and it'd hurt just the same. Same with touching the glans agaisnt any surface.

I can only get off by rubbing the shaft up and down so the foreskin goes up and down the glans, that feels great. Not so great for my girlfriend when I can't cum in her. But she's understanding (4 years together, I'm her first and vice versa).


Doctor suggested circumcision, I don't want it. Anybody else get it? how do you resolve it? NHS sucks, I need a urologist. Its making sex fucking annoying. I can do fine with numbing condoms though. I'm also assuming its to do with frequency of sex, because since having the pain I just didn't have sex often.

Try steroid creams. They are typically used for phimosis but they should work for you. Circumcision is the nuclear option and yea it will solve the problem but I don't think that should be your go to option

I have genital warts and I'm burning them off with apple cider cider vinegar. Should not have let it progress this far because when it's finished gonna have a 1x1" open wound by my sweaty junk for a week.

But yeah, if you have warts anywhere on your body, topical application of ACV can kill it in a few hours, depending on the size.

story of how you got herpes?

When im fully hard i reach 7.1 inches but its pretty hard for me to hold it like this rock hard i also cant get this hard handsfree so during foreplay i get this floppy half boner which cant really do shit should i get her to try oral or any other suggestions?

You healthy?
How is your cardiovascular health?
Also what's your age?

You can achieve the same result with your hand.

186 cm 62 kg clean eating skelly i do regular cycling and im 18[spoiler]-2[/spoiler] years old after growth spurt still in full puberty though

this is a troll right ?

[spoiler]right?

No, the research this is based off is yours to look at.

>tfw just got my red wings
Feels good lads

>30 next week
>dick still acts like I'm 14 if I don't have sex or fap every day
>still face potentially embarassing situations and sleep deprivation due to random boners that refuse to get down

The opposite has its downside too, bro.

Ooooh- Take a look at your Cycling seat and maybe go to a pro cycling shop to get fitted/measured.
ED is common in cyclists.
Also adequate nutrition helps.

Source:I'm a triathalete who fixed the same issue.

Yo is there any point in a long distance FWB or am I wasting my time?

I really like him both as a sex object and as a friend, but due to some unlucky stuff his 1 month trip to China has turned into an 8 month trip.

Is it possible to stay in contacr and just swap lewds and stuff until he gets back? Is that pathetically desperate? Please advise.

thats what I do

I actually have a harder time fapping to porn and pics where as in my imagination its like its happening right there in real time

lol dicklet detected.

Haven't measured flaccid

THIS IS A FUCKING SEXUAL HEALTH THREAD

IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO MAKE A POST WHICH IS JUST YOU POSTING YOUR DICKSIZE LIKE AN INSECURE 16 YEAR OLD CLOSE THE TAB, TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER, AND SLAP YOURSELF ONCE ACROSS THE FACE

there is literally a whole board for dickposting, take it to /soc/

How does Veeky Forums deal with phimosis?

Depends how bad it is.

If you can pull it back but its uncomfortable, just practice doing that in the shower and it will get better after a few weeks.

If you literally can't pull it back or its too painful for you to try, talk to your GP.

>phimosis
I have this when I jerk off by myself, I can pull the foreskin down if I try to, but it's really tight; however, when I have sex - with or without a condom - it naturally seems to retract so it's not really an issue? Idk, but unless I'm having penetrative sex, it's tight as fuck.

I was prepared to be a virgin for the rest of my life but seeing the numbers to prove it still hurts

enraged dicklet detected.

Well when I fuck with protection or not it gets behind the head and takes a bit of effort to get it back, so GP?

Nobody fucking cares about your dicksize, queer. Take it to /b/ or /soc/ and stop shitting up this board with your adolescent insecurity

>45 unique posters
>78 replies

what did he mean by this???

You could have an inverted dick, or no dick at all, and still manage to get a girl willing to fuck, at least until the clothes come off.
It's not excuse to be a virgin.

That's a big boy :3

What I did was, everyday, little by little, pull the skin back as far as I could whenever I had the time. If i was just laying in bed, I'd pull back. When pissing, I'd do it before and after I finish (otherwise it got messy). And especially when fapping to some porn. I'd watch a video or two, not even tugging, just slowly pulling the skin back slowly and steadily. And it helped that i fapped everyday, not to mention when i finally did bust my nut it was fantastic.

The best, however, was in the shower. I spent just a bit longer than usual in warm to hot water aimed right on my dick, pulling back, no soap or anything.

the most important thing is consistency. Gotta do it at least once a day for a couple of minutes. should start seeing results slowly but surely.

Oh and if you feel a bit pain, pull back less and with less force, take a break from it for a day if its really bad, then get right to it.

Does it hurt? I don't even notice when it pulls back during sex to be honest, until I look and see that it's retracted naturally.

Shalom Mr. Goldstein. Nice of you to visit our website tonight

Not a bad idea desu thanks
Only a little, but when it was fully retracted it hurt less, more panic than anything because I've read some serious horror stories, I'm sure you know what I mean

Implying dick size matters if you're in love with a person.
Get good at foreplay and oral, be a good person, get Veeky Forums.

If you make a woman cum like theres no tomorrow she will not give a flying fuck about riding a slightly smaller than average dick.

Also this is a sexual health thread, if you don't have a question. Don't post.

A'ight then, I guess I got a question. What are the long term effects of jerking it really hard and fast so I cum in like, 30 seconds everyday for more than 5 years?

If you get good at oral/hand work not many women will care

there is no way this is true.

Yeah, I know what you mean, but when I put on a condom or slide into a girl, it seems to do its job, but when I'm on my own, it's a pain in the ass to retract.

It counts on the size of the girl

fun tip, get a lube bottle and literally squirt some into the foreskin opening
It's like normal fapping but better, even more so when it's the stimulating kind

Hpv causes the warts and are not herpes. It's from contact with someone who has the warts on skin already. It's not clear from my research if the strain of hpv that causes these warts in particular can be eradicated by the body once all warts are gone or if it stays dormant in the body.

Probably got it from some skank I stuffed in college. Like I said, I let it go on for too long so I don't really remember

Has anyone here bought those endurance trainer fleshlights or something of the like? How well do they work? I wanna know if they're a good investment for my premature ejaculation.

Not a lot of people asking new questions, just a couple replying and having conversations
It is true, based on the research they pull their numbers from, which you can see yourself right below the calculator.

I've lived my entire life thinking my dick was tiny.

>t of her for like 15-30 minutes. Sometimes she gets close but I can't keep it up without finishing or getting tired. I'm really big, and she's really small. Not to brag or anything but sometimes I fuck her so well I get covered in scratches because she can't control hersel

fucking see a doctor and check your back! jesus, how can you ask this?
just get better, fix that and you can come back to do her the jackhammer

(if she leaves you before you get ok, then she is a slut and making you a favor)

I've done that, but for some reason it doesn't work as well as sex, I don't get it.