just b urself brah :^)))))
looks don't matter :DDDD
genetics don't matter xD
bonestructure doesn't matter
metabolism and fat storage genetics aren't real, calories in calories out bro get MOTIVATED >:(
shoulder to waist ratio doesn't matter :^]
just b urself
and do some squats
and you are gonna SLAY SOME PUSSY my dude xDDDD
it's all about [CON]fidence bro c'mon stop feeling sorry for yourself
just lift, bulk up, and b the best version of urself cmon :DD
Guy on the right did gay porn for Haze Him.
fraud vs. natty right here
Veeky Forums irrevocably BTFO, gymcels can't recover from this
only on Veeky Forums is being asian considered a handicap
Stop.
Stop right now.
You will do anything just to sit at the PC and eat another bag of cheetos huh?
Stop disrespecting people who put WORK in and reap the incredible rewards
GYMCELS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BELTS AND LACES HAVE BEEN CONFISCATED
THEY LITERALLY CANNOT ORDER THEIR HELIUM TANKS FAST ENOUGH
Ah, he's hoping to get in good with the filthy rich gay porn guys huh?
FACE IT GYMCELS, IT'S EITHER
ALPHA GENETICS
or BETA RESULTS
both are frauds, one of them is completely shafted in genetics
that's why he has that gayboy face and no one will ever love jeff
You might not be able to become Zyzz, but you can become the best version of yourself.
JUST EAT MORE BRAH
L M a o nigga nice banter
DUDE CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT BRAH! ITS PHYSICS!
more like alpha chad genetics vs beta cuckold manlet genetics
how tf u gna reap the rewards of 13 inch arms lol
I'm not into the bad spray tan, the dudebro tribal tattoo, and the scene kid hair tbqh
it's all about hard work and dedication :^)
just hit the gym hard
count macros
put on some epik m3t4l \m/
and smash those deadlifts
you'll be fucking bad bitches in no time
remember, looks, bonestructure, and height don't matter :)
BECOME THE BEST VERSION OF YOURSELF BRAH!
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
GLUTES FOR DA SLOOTS!
whoa look how swole he is! dude is fucking HUGE!
holy FUCUKKKKK how much do you think he could deadlift?
so much better than this skinny emaciated twink that probably never gets laid, EWWW!
Squats for the thots gentlemen :^) now get going, ASS 2 D4 GRASS
>I don't strenuously lift for hours a day in solitude for girls
>I'm TOTALLY not compensating for something here!
>Wracking my body with pointless exercises which really don't improve my overall health, ITS JUST A HOBBY, I DO IT FOR ME
*winces*
forgot pic
psh, kid, while you are stuffing cheetos in your mouth being lazy
I AM COUNTING MACROS
I AM BECOMING THE BEST VERSION OF MYSELF
I AM READING DALE CARNEGIE BOOKS AND THE 69 LAWS OF P0WER
you are a fucking loser dude xD keep looking for excuses while I'm PUMPIN IRON AND MAKIN' GAINS
*hackeneyed cringe motivational platitude superimposed in front of a greek statue while chads that never lifted have massive shoulders and jawlines that could cut diamonds due to superior genetics*
>spray tan
new or retarded?
[spoiler]the answer is both[/spoiler]
guy on the right is obviously way hotter than the guy on the left but his clothes make him look like a try hard.
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WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>his clothes
just be kawnfident
u need kfdns
>Jeff "five-nine except online" Seid
>Alpha
Wew lad