/Fraud/ - Steroids, Blogpost, and recreational drug use general

>5-6lbs chicken, 1-2 cans beans (no sodium added), frozen corn (1 bag, 4-5 cups), salsa (homemade for less sodium), shredded cheese

throw it all in a crockpot, cook overnight

>cook rice the next morning in rice cooker while showering/getting ready

>slather sour cream (or cream cheese if it's your preference) on the inside of whole wheat tortilla, roll it up with some lettuce inside for filler
>alternatively use the rice as filler rather than a side

I usually put refried beans overtop the rice, with a little sprinkle more of cheese

GOAT bulk food and it's fucking delicious

if the mexicans had any kind of work ethic they'd be fukken yuge

Mah nigga. That shit was so good. Little cumin, little paprika, little chili spice and I could actually eat a fuck ton of it. It's not super filling. Definitely doing it more often since it's like, $8 a dinner for over 1.5k kcal of everything I need in a meal. Super high protein, high fat, ultra low carbs, no sugar, so-so on the salt intake.

5"8'

>tfw I've been restricted from bulking all my life by sports with weight classes and fit makes fun of me for it.

Last I chcecked I'm 22 ffmi I believe, if I gained 20 lbs right now I'd supposedly max out 100% of my natty potential muscle. Less gooooo.

Honestly I understand why the Mexicans get fuckin yuge now, but always fat. They ciesta too much and waste that goat bulking food potential. Other countries don't have shit on their meal macros, I'm convinced.

Mexican food is fantastic for clean bulks. I cannot seem to retrieve the link but somewhere in my folder there is a chili con carne recipe with like 200g protons per 1500 calories. Hardcore stuff and de-fucking-licious.

>inb4 Veeky Forums moms general

>>inb4 Veeky Forums moms general
too late. but keep going

Yep. I can literally pig out on them and feel no shame. Eating close to a kg of anything and still having calories left to fill pleases the hopeless glutton I deep down am.

This is now /hispanicAppreciation&recipe/ general

Goya for life!
>What is the difference between ibutomeren and ibutemoran mesylate?
It's all mesylate.
>Does anyone have the memek677 brew your own solution image?

Sup degenerates?

>Bulking burrito brofist
Tfw the local burrito truck just burned down.
Rip in peace gains.

I am SO ok with that. Shame I am still on phone at work or I would flood this bitch with pics of recipes haha

Find out who did it, take revenge in the bloodiest way possible.

Then realize that home made is even better macro wise and munch away in memoriam.

Hrnnngh I literally had it last night and I'm already craving it again just talking about it. Currentgf is gonna hate me because it's so greasy and delicious and she's trying to maintain now. Finally got her down to her desired weight after a year and 30 lbs lost and she looks perfect.

>tfw I sculpted my own gf with weight lifting, diet, and lifestyle.

Annnnnnd saved.

>tfw deciding between preening in front of gf for mad cooking skillz or keeping her lean and smexy

Mine literally leaves the house when I whip out grandmas holy cookbook. I have a shepherds pie with like 4500kcal in there, and no regrets whatsoever.

Ay bb we talking bulk food rn.

Here's the recipe I used, but I added closer to a full tsp of all the spices, a package of spicy guacamole instead of avocado, 1 whole lime juiced into the beef, 1 small chopped up habanero pepper, 1 full head of fresh garlic, 3/4 a block of cheese, and olive oil instead of vegetable oil for the cooking the tortilla and beef. Topped it with sour cream, and mango habanero salsa.

Doesn't need anything else after that. It's perfect.

>Find out who did it, take revenge in the bloodiest way possible.
I've thought about it. I'm pretty sure it was the new guy they had running the grill.
>home made is even better macro wise
Yeah. But it was nice to have something good and also convenient. Like a 2 minute walk from my place.

>I've considered this, but I feel that I'd probably have to run 4-6iu just to account for the quality decrease.

not if you get the good ones

>running just 2iu / day is it worth splitting it in to two dosages or just go with one?

just once but above 2iu you start splitting it, pinning with fasted liss in the am for lipolytic action or immediately post-workout for dem gains

you've already got big enough tits without the help from prolactin

>You can whatever you wanna say about him, be he was an honest man.

lied about being a huge piece of shit with his dying kid, for one

>lol why does anyone make fun of him if he looked like that

because he's got a dent in his head from where a somalian mushroom stamped him in the womb, has no friends, moans about his 2/10 monkey faced ex, barely makes shit money and is literally just waiting for his parents to die from sheer disappointment so he can waste their money some more

>powerlifting

motherfucker was 21 last year putting up a 2171 total at 242 and looking like this

>canned beans
>brown rice

Anyone like to cook up a bunch of shredded taco/Mexican style shredded chicken in a crock pot?
1 or 2 cans of diced tomatoes
5lbs chicken breast
1/4ish cup of taco seasoning
6 hours later shred with forks
Mission accomplished
>Ay bb we talking bulk food rn.
Ya I see
Gonna try to find some pics of my favorite breakfast
You still running GW?

actually have most of it left since it didn't do a super huge amount to mitigate the tren cardio shit, waiting for a huge pack of boston bottles and ora-plus/ora-sweet so I can add it back in while cutting

reee-ing right now because the lab assistant I bribe so I can autoclave shit isn't working over the winter, got sacks of vials and stoppers big as basketballs sitting here while I figure shit out

>mine literally leaves the house

Mine lives with me so she can't :D

I've taken culinary classes and have a top tier chef & certified pastry chef my fathers dating who helps me with anything I have questions on. She's a fuckin boss. Food from all over the world is all in her head whenever I ask for it and her pastries are my sinful pleasure every few months. One of my favorite recipes from her is an Italian seafood ciopinno that has God tier macros and flavor. Hrnnngh. I'm so hungry now.

We're bringing the dinner food dood.

>plg
>Olympic weightlifter
Close b8

>it didn't do a super huge amount to mitigate the tren cardio shit
I was always curious about this. Oh well. It's epic without tren. If I were to run a race or have to fight someone for some reason I would pop 30mg no questions asked.
>We're bringing the dinner food dood.
But breakfast is my faves...

Shane is closer to 360 lbs in that picture dude lol, where did you see 242?

>lab assistant problem
That, along with convenient thiccness, is why I regularly bang one.

It's a joke, faggot, don't take it as hard as you take blueshoe's dick. You think those guys are professional Cbt posters too?

SHW in any sport it doesn't matter

Whatever happened to chemfag?

I'll fucking fight someone over some baklava

I mean it was 700 straight moo juice so there's only so much it's going to be able to do, gw + itpp would be fucking nuts if you had to pull a cardio rabbit out of your hat

motherfucker are you blind, look at what I posted again

if any of the lab assistants here were bangable then yeah

How's the vacation? You are traveling to a bunch of places right?
I heard chem posts elsewhere? We really need to bring the technical knowledge back to this place.

Mine does too but she is kinda ocd about her cutting and I am a huge faggot for not caring so she will literally go for a three hour run for the sole purpose of not having to witness how I shovel half a wee lamb down my gullet rofl

Breakfast is fine too. FOOOOOOOD

Wew I was just having fun relax lil fella

>if any of the lab assistants here were bangable then yeah

I was incredibly lucky. The others all look like swamp monsters straight out of children nightmares kek

Him and bimbo left to go join some specialer and secreter club more exclusive than Veeky Forumsfraud/
Pretend I'm retarded. What exactly DID you mean?

Hitting a road block with customs in France rn and shipping my bike. They want about $1500 dollerydoos on a $4000 bike when I pick it up if I plan on touring for over a year. Besides that everything's pretty cool, sold my car for $3000 over bluebook, plane ticket is still scheduled for the 24th of feb, and I'm still being picked up by the VP of a major porn company in France who probably just wants to record me fucking some chick.

Life is bretty good.

Lamb, wew, I need to cook that more often.

Back to your containment gen.

daily reminder nat is a bitter faggot with shit lifts and shit physique.

It's Veeky Forums. Everyone's bitter with shit lifts.

>I was only pretending to be retarded.

>itpp
Give me the tl;dr version of this drug. I've never heard of it.
I forgot about the porn lol. How big is your dingle?

Wew lad. You should post your body/lifts and let me roast the shit out of you until you stop posting like that other guy on Cbt a few days back. I live for that shit. I literally came here to do it to masT, nothing you can say phases me whatsoever lul.

Between 6.5 and 7.

If we're being real though it looks fucking huge on my manlet frame.

You definitely need to. Top macros depending on feed and I get them for half price at a local farm. You even get to choose one if you know the guy.

>awww that one is cute, literal anime eyes
>KILL IT FOR MY CULINARY PLEASURE, PEASANT

And we confirmed his insecurities.

>a 140lb manlet lives to shit on other peoples physiques

half tempted to apply for work study as one just so I can have free access to all the lab equipment

>Pretend I'm retarded. What exactly DID you mean?

look at the pic

>Give me the tl;dr version of this drug. I've never heard of it.

idk notop was telling me about the shit, peptide that's supposed to make hemoglobin increase the amount of oxygen they release

>If we're being real though it looks fucking huge on my manlet frame.
Ya for sure. Look at James Deen. I kinda want more girth. Really debating on using a bathmate while I run all the gh secretagogues for a month.
Why the hate brehs?

being cocky and having the results to back it up is one thing.

being cocky and having nothing to back it up is just giant faggotry.

>notop
Ya what happened to him? I fear he is possibly in jail? I guess I could try his email.

My grandpa raises them on his farm. He feeds his lamb pure alfalfa and sends us home with a metric fuck ton just for helping him slaughter and hang it. Best lamb I've ever had.

Got me.

147, senpai, if we're being technical. :D

Nice.

>Look at James Deen.

Gimme a sec I'm at work.

>Irony the post

Idk he might've got bored of this gen desu. Not enough masT posting to get his juices flowing.

Jail is another very real possibility, though, so I wouldn't discount it.

>I fear he is possibly in jail?

not unless he's got fb messenger in the hoosegow

goddamnit, is a pic of larry wheels

Tfw you feel like all the roids you get are bunk because you never "feel" on, even on tren.

>irony the post

yet i haven't attacked anyone , and you had to instantly resort to namecalling and wanting to "roast someone".

>half tempted to apply for work study as one
You would not be the first one to have that idea. Cheeky, but I have seen it pay off for some people, yeah.

Regards to your grandpa then. My nigga.

Aye if you want a hydromax x40 I'll send it to you because I don't use it anymore. Never really did anything desu.

8 week var and primo cycle worth it?
it'd look like this
Anavar 40-50mg ED Weeks 1-8
Proviron 25mg ED Weeks 3-8
Clomid 50mg ED Weeks 9-11

>olinda castielle
YES MOAR

My trt clinic just upped my dosage to 240 this week. This is my second week in. All because I said I wasn't feeling anything g lol. How likely do you guys think they are to keep me at a serum level of 1000 at the very least. The guy originally said he wanted me at 800-900 but being how they give out test like candy. Do you think it was just PC Bullshit part of the introduction? They specialize in trt only and they seem like Bros. Anyone have any experiences or know if clinics sometimes keep their patients at 1000 test

cap you should source some trimix instead for some intracavernosal injects

up the dose fgt

240 cypionate or ?

>Gimme a sec I'm at work.
NOTsfw lol. But I assume you know that.
>fb
Man you guys gotta get off that shit. Legit the greatest government surveillance tool ever invented.
Good to hear he is alive.
I think natT looks good.
>hydromax x40
Is this one of the bathmate products?
>trimix
What do you mean? Trimix of what chemicals?

stop sucking his cock.

I've explained to you before what trimix is nerd.

Yeah 240 test c

Why do trips respond to every single post?

how often do they inject? 240mg cyp should put you at the very edge of natty levels or above.

>stop sucking his cock.
But it's so good and girthy...
>I've explained to you before what trimix is nerd.
Well if you want me to buy it and test it you need to refresh my memory lol.
This is my bloods at 150 test cyp per week. They won't keep you at 240 for long.
>Why do trips respond to every single post?
Because we love you user.

Fan service.

>bathmate
Yeah it's their biggest one, fits 8.5x6 or so. I don't know what you're currently rocking but it may be too large, dunno.

you respond great to test cyp or you got some very high dosed shit.

>He was never talking about the Ham Man.

Gotchya. Iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.jpg

My grandpa is the ultimate Irish husbando honestly.

>married over 50 years to previously virgin wife who he banged and eloped with immediately.
>in his 80s still runs a farm
>shoulder surgery, still chops down trees for firewood in the winter
>built stronk as fuck.
>downs vodka and whiskey like water.
>full blown fu man chu mustache he's rocked for decades.
>fought in the Korean War and killed other men.

There is no one manlier imo

It's not that I had to, senpai, it's that the one thing outside of this general that makes me happy is reading how some dyel is trying to tell me how to improve my physique, or how said dyel is better than me because of their genetics.

I welcome it, it's literally just self validation that I love at this point. Right now I work harder than 99% of the people on this board at my physique and I can say that confidently through my diet, regiment, and lifestyle. People like Lotus, prom, masT, that guy broucia and the like are all inspirations for me to work even harder at what things I have lacking, but I am limited by my genetics. The fact I'm nearing my genetic limit is empowering to me. Less than half a pl8 away right now senpai. Nothing can take away from that fact, even a thousand anons laughing at me being a smoll guy.

When will you reach 25 ffmi natty and your genetic limit sub 10% bf? Because from this very moment right now I could do it in this year.

Not a lot of people can say that.

Anyways enough srs post.

I inject twice a week starting next week. I was was gonna start this week but they forgot to put it in their notes. They said they would just split up my dosage.

My test was originally 161.
I don't mind going down on dosage I just don't want my T levels to be 800-900 (might as well go ugl) do you think they'd be cool with getting me up to 1000 at least tho?

Pin 100mg or less and then let them raise the dose they prescribe but keep yours much lower until they stop testing then just use like 200mg/wk and save the excess vials for blasts or sell em.

If you have mk powder, why make a solution? Shit tastes awful. Is there any advantage over capping it?

you can weigh it better with a solution.

>When will you reach 25 ffmi natty and your genetic limit sub 10% bf? Because from this very moment right now I could do it in this year.
>
>Not a lot of people can say that.
it literally does not matter because you're a manlet

>up the dose fgt
Maybe senpai. I've got only one vial of brewed tren e left but I have 35g of powder.

Are you female?

>I don't know what you're currently rocking but it may be too large
Does that even matter? I mean could a guy with a 3" cock not use the biggest model?
>you respond great to test cyp or you got some very high dosed shit.
I don't think I am a special responder? That was months of 150/week so the shit had built up quite a bit and I believe that particular bloodwork was a day or two after a fresh shot.
>My test was originally 161.
Jesus Christ...
Are you fat? No dad? Give me a little background. I don't understand how guys have such low natty test.
>you think they'd be cool with getting me up to 1000 at least tho?
No idea breh. Every doctor is different.
>Is there any advantage over capping it?
Technically more accurate dosing. I prefer caps though.
25mg and 50mg MK677 caps now available from yours truly.

So let them give me w/e and if I'm not satisfied wait until I'm a regular then start injecting my own shit? He did say they would test my blood panels less and less once I got on a schedule and dosage that worked for me, but right now my next bloods are in 3 weeks or so...
He said they'd be every 3 months then every 5 so on and so forth. I hope I can remember to ask when my upcoming tests will be once I'm a regular so I don't show up too high on serum lol.

I'll cap it myself at 12.5mg

>I don't mind going down on dosage I just don't want my T levels to be 800-900 (might as well go ugl) do you think they'd be cool with getting me up to 1000 at least tho?
900 is higher than average. if you're not happy with that, you just want to use steroids for anabolic purposes and not for TRT purposes. that's not what a doctor who cares about his license will offer you.

>it literally does not matter because you're a manlet

I heard if you repeat that sentence over and over again out loud you'll steal all my gainz for yourself.

No I'm at 20% bf my max bench is 270. Lifting 3 years. I do work the night shift tho so my sleep prlly suffers. I still get 6-7 hrs of sleep tho. 10 on my off days

which gains?

first post in the thread m8, just got back home from work

manlet progress does not matter, you're playing on easy mode AND you're always going to end up looking like shit/like you're overcompensating regardless

natT grandpa 2020

I guess I just disagree m8. People can say that it's overcompensating as much as they want, it's been working pretty frickin well for me so far, and I sure wouldn't do anything different, lol.

that's the spirit

>I'll cap it myself at 12.5mg
Why such a low dose?
Ya that's crazy. Very unfortunate.
I hope you dbolish your goals user. Tren hard and eat Clen and may the Zyzz watch over you.

I mean I'd probably pin 100mg/wk because even that would give you a substantial increase in quality of life compared to your current test levels. But while you're pinning and getting bloods within range they think you're using 240-250/wk so they're going to allow you to refill your script more often thus allowing you to stockpile the pharma test. You could even use ugl gear and get the free bloods from the doctor and save the pharma for blasts or just stay on TRT doses and add other steroids for blasts and whatnot. Depends what you're comfortable with.

>Does that even matter
No idea desu I guess if someone is too small the suction force may not be as strong.

one more pun and I would have left the thread

50mg makes me too hungry for a cut. 32.5mg is a good dose for cutting and I'll bump up to 50mg when I'm not. Share some with my girl around12.5-25mg. Everyones happy. More control over doses.

His dick is ~6.5 too lol, mine looks exactly like that. It even hangs the same length down my thigh. He's literally the same height and dick size as I am, 5 lbs heavier and not as ripped.

Ahaha cap you were spot on with that.

>tfw I could be the ripped French James Deen in a few months

I'm also 24
Shit sucks. So I really don't want natty test levels after finding out how deficient I was. I'm pretty much just at a natty level I should have been from the beginning anyway. I need to make up for lost time. That's why I'm hoping this doc can help me out a few just put me at 1000 serum levels at least. I mean... its still in the normal ra ge r-right. Lol but Good luck to you too. Adios

I don't self inject I go up to a clinic to get injected.