Did he even exist?

Did he even exist?

Seems like a mythical person, he was allegedly all over Europe.

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I dunno. The whole time period he was in even today still seems like a mystery.

Yes and so did he. They be bruvvers from anuvver muvver

He did exist and was made of gold

Was he perhaps some kind of rapper?

Charlemagne was a myth created by medieval historians to explain the socio-economic changes in the era brought by new agricultural technology.

Sucksons didn't slaughter themselves in West Germany

Because it was created

Was it hard for him to move around?

What do you mean?

Yeah he's a rapper now. In his old age he's shrunk from a 6'5 Frankish Emperor, to a 5'8 black manlet.

Nobody exists. Just you.

no

Assuming Arthur was real, he would have preceded Charlemagne but a few centuries.

He's referring to Phantom Time
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis

I dunno wot your incinerating mate. Arfur wus real i tells ya

Did he even exist?

Seems like a mythical person, he was allegedly all over Europe.

We have enough written and archeological evidence to assume that he did exist, but his Paladins were probably mythical. The whole "Astolfo goes to the moon" incident kind of clued me on to that.

If you rearrange the name astolfo you get NASA

>We have enough written and archeological evidence
Proof?

He was literally only in Germany, Poland and Austria.
Charlemagne was, allegedly, even in North America ...

WE

We still have his throne.

t. charlemagne

sorta

>We still have his throne.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

So this is the power of Western civilization.

I was expecting it to be a bit...bigger?

Just calling the six

He was very humble

Don't be mean, at the time it was probably covered in fabrics.

Not everything needs to be designed with Saudi levels of excess

You’re fuckin’ dumb. The Nazis were literally all over Europe and even North Africa.

you can't expect good art or architecture from these people

A two second google search would show you that the Nazis were not just in Germany, Austria and Poland. Brainlet.

Come say that to my face at my throne and not online and see what happens.

>DUDE MUH IRON THRONE BEST THRONE
>DAENERYS, FTW!!
kys.

I dunno why I find this so fucking funny

>guy says HE
>dumb people respond with "the nazis" as a whole group

>He was literally only in Germany, Poland and Austria.
False.

There isn't any solid evidence he existed. The accounts of his life are all from later periods, it's very likely he was made up by the French as a founding myth to solidify their identity.

>supposedly greatest king of his time
>they can't even find his tomb

Aren't there any Byzzie sources on him? Should be pretty mad about his claims.

>be all over Europe
>in the times when people travelled by horse
Sure.

Howdy germanic servants!

He's the reason northern europeans LARP as romans today

He was a time traveller, obviously.

He didn't even have a beard, how fucking disappointing

Why is the text on this painting written in German?
Why is this bust in Aachen?
I thought Charlemagne was supposed to be French

kek

i knew some literal amerimutt online that that bragged he was a direct descended of charlememe.

He made aachen his capital because of its central position

Is this serious thread? I have never heard theories about charlemagne not existing. Also who the fuck claims he was in americas?

The illumination was made by Albrecht Dürer in the 16th century.

No, we have coinage.

It's weird they all claim to be a descendant of some king even though it's really hard to prove, unless you were already born into aristocracy.

that's pretty bad actually
before he got the beard?