The craziest shit I've ever seen and I need help with people better at this than myself to figure it out.
>light day so I go to a different gym than my normal one just to change things up >it's dead thankfully so I go to the far corner away from everyone and start stretching >I grab a bench to rest on since this gym has no sitting spots where I'm at and place it in front of the bar (deads) >start warming up with 1 plate >while putting on 2 plate this older women comes and places her mat right in front of my fucking bar like to the point I can almost reach out and touch her close >the entire gym is wide open and where I'm at she has room everywhere but she sets up right in front of me >she's an older chick, with a low cut tanktop that you can easily see her implants and tight leggings that almost reveal her cameltoe when she stretches >try to focus but I literally have to stare at her while deadlifting unless I sperg and close my eyes, she's doing like goblet squat things in front of me >this goes on the entire time till I hit 4 plate >resting looking down at the bar when she starts doing ab work on the floor, then oblique stuff >literally see down her shirt when she turns my way , keep seeing her look at me since we are so fucking close >while setting up she lays on her side so her tits are flopping out in front of me,we catch eyes then she flips over so now her ass is pointed at me, then lays on her stomach giggling into her phone talking to someone even though I can see the screen of hers and I can't see her on the phone with anyone >literally staring at her ass since it's basically right under me while I set up and lift >looks at me one time more while talking ot someone on the phone and then leaves
What the fuck was that? She just wanted attention right? I've never had this blatant shit happen before
Andrew Foster
ITT: thingsthatneverhappened.avi
Jose Ortiz
>Denying everything
Landon Bell
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Jace Turner
>Walking into gym in shorts and tight shirt >Two schoolgirls walk past >One turns to me and goes "whoaaaa"
Why the fuck can't it be legal age women for fucks sake.
Colton Davis
I have never posted in a gym/mirin thread because like you I don't really believe a lot of that shit but damn I had to write this one down. Don't believe me since it's the itnernet but damn I couldn't make this shit up.
I'm just bad with signals so I thought people here would be able to pick up what she wanted either attention or I fucked up and didn't talk to her old ass
Cooper Miller
How old do you think she is and how old are you? And how attractice was she? A while back I fucked a 36 year co-worker is used to carpool with and she was slighly attractive but her skills in bed made up for it hardcore. I didn' get laid for almost 8 months prior to that and it gave me a much needed boost. You should've gone for it man. Women are the horniest from age 30-60.
Jeremiah Brooks
>be me >not you >me >earn lots of money >like a whole lot >especially for my age >decide to start lifting >6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason) >finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top >got that juicy pump going on >get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein >qt3.14 at register >obviously mirin >she asks if I found everything I need today >I say yes >im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo Anyone else have stories like this?
Nolan Hill
We don't have your imagination, unfortunately.
Nathaniel Allen
mid 20's, she looks mid 40s I'm bad with age but she looks older and already on the back 9. Tight body, can see abs from time to time, decent ass, implants her face isn't that great just like I said I'm bad with signals so I couldn't tell if she just wanted attention or she was actively trying to cougar in the gym
Michael Evans
nice pasta
Dylan Murphy
Mid 20s girl begging for the dick and you're all like "She's old" Either you are a pedo or a raging faggot
Sebastian Brooks
I'm mid 20s shes looking in her 40s
Juan Anderson
was she QT and did u fuark?
or no
Leo Cruz
ew it looks like she has stubble between her tits
Alexander Lopez
You fucked up. You had so many chances for milf, and you blew it.
Jaxon Baker
Did you say anything to her?
Yesterday at the gym I had a kind of similar situation, mind you, not to the same degree.
>Lift at a rural-ish ma&pa gym >Been here for almost a year, no grills except grandmas and older moms doing weird classes >Yesterday >Finished bench and OHP, headed over to a bench to set up for incline DB >Girl i've never seen in the gym before sits down at the bench beside me >don't think much of it, she's wearing black tights and a hoodie with the hood up, face looks like a 6 maybe >between sets I notice she's window mirin' >have never received any attention at this gym so I decide to go a little heavier >window mires are more noticeable now so I autistically half-smile at her then head to the cable cross machine which was right behind her
cont'd
Lincoln Evans
> Cable cross is typically part of my routine so I wasn't doing it to creep, just the circumstance I guess >She's doing some weird DB shit laying on her back with her head closer to me and her feet near the mirror >I'm looking at myself in the mirror but can't help but look at the cameltoe she's sporting because of how close I am to her as i'm leaning forward >I think she noticed I was looking but I can't be sure >she then took off her hoodie and had what looked like a 7/8 body with pretty big tits squashed into a lululemon sports bra top thing >Now while doing Crosses I have to look over huge cleavage and a nice little cameltoe >sweating_guy.jpg >I keep looking then looking away then looking again like a fucking retard but I can't help it bc i'm not used to grills in the weight room >she's definitely noticed now because she looked at me in the mirror and grinned with a bit of a laugh >she keeps doing a bunch of different DB stuff all on her back with huge cleavage pointing right at me >Can't handle it anymore >I finish up my crosses, pass in front of her on my way to the locker room and say "p-pardon me" >"no worries" *laugh* >As I was leaving I looked into the weightroom to see if she was still there >she had her hoodie back on with the hood up again
Did she take her hoodie off so I would keep looking at her?
Camden Bell
I found her site and cranked it to several pics of her blending carrots and shit.
For about a minute, I almost wanted to buy a juicer.
Matthew Cox
>40 years old >OLDER WOMAN
Ffs OP, i was imagining some 60 year old granny, fuck you for making me vomit desu.
Logan Lopez
That is very likely.
Adrian Hughes
> Be me > 9pm at my gym > Doing stairmaster for the second time, shit is nice by the way > lady in mid 50s starts talking with me > Suddenly starts talking about how black people are genetically superior (im a space monkey) > Im just like, yeah i guess, thanks? > She's looking hard, im really scared > Tell her to have a good night > She says hope to see you again soon
Bruh did this random lady want black cock.
Isaiah Wood
for some reason I want to see these pictures
Jason Moore
They just don't show it.
Anthony Gonzalez
Prolly.
Jaxson Reyes
>For about a minute, I almost wanted to be a carrot ftfy
Aiden Fisher
>Be at a party yesterday >Random chick I vaguely know starts hitting on me out of nowhere and taking selfies with me >She takes me upstairs somewhere and starts shoving her tongue down my throat >We make out for 30 minutes >She keeps complaining she has a boyfriend >I tell her I have to go and never see her again
Keep in mind I'm a virgin who doesn't even lift. I guess good looks really do help because I have no confidence either.
