I am a girl looking into gaining strength and muscle from weight lifting and squats can anyone recommend a workout regimen?
I am a girl looking into gaining strength and muscle from weight lifting and squats can anyone recommend a workout...
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Sage for being a retard
LONDON
>says sage
>doesn't sage
nice
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
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No but I can recommend that you post tits or gtfo
It depends on your body type. Post picture so you can get a proper fitness regime.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Brian.
SS+GOMAD
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Jim Stoppani's Shortcut to Size.
PRAISE THE *BRAAAAAAAP*
I'm a thicc girl
Not fat I have a flat stomach just wide hips and chest with a tight waist I just want to accentuate that natural figure while also being able to princess carry a cute boy
SLUTS GET OUT NOW
Oh yeah, interesting. Hmm I got three programs just for you. A picture of you in underwear will narrow the programs down to one, the right one just for you body type and skeleton build.
Yours sincerely.
Brian.
>being a retard
She did say she's a woman
Completely free:
stronglifts.com
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Maleanon here, might as well ask these she-autists, they seem to know their shit
Plz just post pic of body we dont need face, what can u even complain about if we xant see who u are
ENOUGH
Fucking kek, this OP pic actually suits the fart posting.
HAHA I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS I'M SO QUIRKY AND DIFFERENT
please be in london
Well I would but you're not my type at all I'm a dominatrix looking for cute femboys not muscleheads
And? We want to fap to your fat lardass body
Starting Strength
OP stay away from bread
Literally empty calories.
This may be the dumbest, most unfunny copypasta in existence. I hope you fail your next bench set and break a rib.
Kys weeaboo scum
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