>Mirin 9/10 THICC qtie >Actually lifts >That 200% squat booty >Doesn't really talk to anyone at the gym except for the chick who works there >Asks me to spot her a couple of times, seems pretty cool. >See her one day talking to my gym bro, turns out they're really close friends >Gym bro organizes drinks with a couple of us a week later, she says she'll come, too >mfw shows up at the bar looking like a sexy mafia boss wife. Knee length skirt, heels, red lipstick. Hnng. That. Booty. >she's totally different outside of the gym. Down to earth, good story teller, can easily keep up with us drinking. She's a total bro. >Too much of a bro.
Is the girl of my dreams a lesbian? Either that or she has some deep rooted issues.
Ian Phillips
don't be a fag and lift her pussy
Aaron Davis
Tranny. Leave while you still have the chance, OP.
Wyatt Bell
ITS A MAN
ABORT ABORT
Grayson Rivera
Well fuck
Aiden Thompson
smile at her when you see her, if she smiles back, then talk to her, after a bit of this and she is receptive to you, then ask her out
that's literally it
Zachary Hernandez
Did you even read Ask your bro about her, get him to get everyone together for drinks in a few more weeks and chat her up
Anthony Wilson
IT'S A MAN
FUCK IT FUCK IT
Traps are better than females anyways.
Anthony Cooper
You got a pic of "her"?
Michael White
Don't be a dumbass and over think it. There are a rare few women out here who are pretty cool
Chase Harris
even i she is a guy just means anal
Adam Mitchell
When all you have is a hammer, all you can see are nails.
Asher Myers
She's got nothing on her facebook except a pic or two from a shitty webcam
Robert Hill
Seems like it's a girl OP. You lucky sack of shit.
Carson Watson
That's a stupid quote.
Eli Williams
>Girl
My sweet summer child
Levi Hernandez
>Hanging out with a girl who is experienced drinking >not being a cuck
Levi Bennett
These days you never know.
Juan Ortiz
I wish I could have both of them
Caleb Adams
Girls that act like men are always ambitious, goal oriented, cut throat whores. They will fuck n suck their way to the top. And they will always be dominate in the relationship unless you domesticate her.
Eli Anderson
God damn it. Not sure if I would stop if he showed me his dick.
Thomas Ortiz
She sounds manlier than you you god damn shallow pussy.
>9/10 >personality is unattractive >omqqq girl of m-muh dreams
fucking angsty teenage-girls
Christian Rivera
>hanging out with no girls and shitposting on a somalian basket weaving forum >calling someone that casually hangs out with 9/10 qts a cuck
Leo Collins
>Not sure if I would stop if he showed me his dick.
If it makes you feel better, I wouldn't stop either.
being attracted to the right one makes you gay bro.
Jayden Torres
>right one fuck, i meant to say to the left one, before transition.