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>Mirin 9/10 THICC qtie
>Actually lifts
>That 200% squat booty
>Doesn't really talk to anyone at the gym except for the chick who works there
>Asks me to spot her a couple of times, seems pretty cool.
>See her one day talking to my gym bro, turns out they're really close friends
>Gym bro organizes drinks with a couple of us a week later, she says she'll come, too
>mfw shows up at the bar looking like a sexy mafia boss wife. Knee length skirt, heels, red lipstick. Hnng. That. Booty.
>she's totally different outside of the gym. Down to earth, good story teller, can easily keep up with us drinking. She's a total bro.
>Too much of a bro.

Is the girl of my dreams a lesbian? Either that or she has some deep rooted issues.

don't be a fag and lift her pussy

Tranny.
Leave while you still have the chance, OP.

ITS A MAN

ABORT ABORT

Well fuck

smile at her when you see her, if she smiles back, then talk to her, after a bit of this and she is receptive to you, then ask her out

that's literally it

Did you even read
Ask your bro about her, get him to get everyone together for drinks in a few more weeks and chat her up

IT'S A MAN

FUCK IT FUCK IT

Traps are better than females anyways.

You got a pic of "her"?

Don't be a dumbass and over think it. There are a rare few women out here who are pretty cool

even i she is a guy just means anal

When all you have is a hammer, all you can see are nails.

She's got nothing on her facebook except a pic or two from a shitty webcam

Seems like it's a girl OP. You lucky sack of shit.

That's a stupid quote.

>Girl

My sweet summer child

>Hanging out with a girl who is experienced drinking
>not being a cuck

These days you never know.

I wish I could have both of them

Girls that act like men are always ambitious, goal oriented, cut throat whores. They will fuck n suck their way to the top. And they will always be dominate in the relationship unless you domesticate her.

God damn it. Not sure if I would stop if he showed me his dick.

She sounds manlier than you you god damn shallow pussy.

>9/10
>personality is unattractive
>omqqq girl of m-muh dreams

fucking angsty teenage-girls

>hanging out with no girls and shitposting on a somalian basket weaving forum
>calling someone that casually hangs out with 9/10 qts a cuck

>Not sure if I would stop if he showed me his dick.

If it makes you feel better, I wouldn't stop either.

being attracted to the right one makes you gay bro.

>right one
fuck, i meant to say to the left one, before transition.