So Veeky Forums what do you do for a living?

All these gymcels
>graduate from a fancy college
>be a female
>rage against the patriachy
>live off daddy's money for years till a writing gig that is mostly for showing off on twitter and pays little for mary sue
>goad autists into 'harrassing' you on twitter
>open a jewtreon
>still make less than someone who spent the last years learning a skill

Power engineering information systems specialist

Auditor for a big 4 accounting firm.

You fags probably think it's boring but i wear fancy suits in fancy buildings making heaps of money and learn heaps of real valuable shit by getting deeply involved in the most successful businesses in the country.

Add that stable career to a pretty face and Veeky Forums body- that's how I am 8.5/10.

I lose 1/2 point for being a bit cocky and 1 point for having Erectile Dysfunction until I recently noporn'd.

I hope this is bait

Kekkel

You lose 3 from autism

What do you do?

No. I am 100% serious. What's baity about that?

Majors department at costco wholesale

What was autistic about that? I'm real socially competent. You have to be to get into these big firms.

I don't do anything, I'm dead.

the fact that you feel the need to brag on Veeky Forums makes you an autistic loser

Guys i think this guy might just be a dirty, stinky, fucking liar.

>Coffee shop/pizza delivery

The fact that you are trying to calculate your rating/10.
Also posting here

1st/2nd level it support here 9-10h work a day and barely any energy to lift

Bodyguard. Not from being Veeky Forums but rather Army experience

Not true. Most non-autistic people like to brag. This cunt is jelly if I've ever seen jelly.

I bartend at the weekends / parties when asked to. Looking for my Comp Eng degree.

What are easy jobs that earn you moderately I live in Germoney btw I don't want to go to Uni and shit.

this
>accountant
All the accountants I knew had no life outside of Veeky Forumsness and work.

Plenty of non-autistic people calculate their rating and browse Veeky Forums. This is the normie-centre of Veeky Forums. I smell strawberry jelly on this cunt too.

Nothing unless you want to do illegal shit like drug deal. Just go to uni you fucking weak cunt.

First year in Computer Science lol

If not trolling

kys

If trolling

Kys

Bro you need at least an "ausbildung" in germany or else you're basically fucked having to work as a seasonal or time worker

inner city 8th grade english teacher

only working 180 days is dope but getting up at 4am for the gym is not

I work part time for the hospital while I go to college for my nurse course

I work in private equity, I help manage the businesses that we own and find ways to improve margins, cut costs, and increase revenue. I get to learn about businesses in many different industries and the operating procedures of each sector. There are 2 partners and 4 employees for the firm, not counting the employees of the businesses that we own. I get to work directly with the partners often and they have mentored me and taught me a lot about how to make, grow, and keep money. Right now I make a cool $42K/year and I'm able to save a lot of that.

Within the next 5 years I hope to buy a business that requires minimal operating labor from myself, so that I can do whatever I want and still have passive income coming in each day/week/month.

>he thinks you need really good social skills to work at an accounting firm
>he thinks Deloitte is cream of the crop
>he brags about it anonymously on the internet
>he thinks non-autists blatantly brag instead of using more subtle forms of social dominance known only to those who have graduated middle school

You were in that other thread too, you're well on your way to achieving HeightFaceFrame guy or anti-Buddha levels of obnoxion

Then we may have not met. It's impossible to not have a life at these firms. The partners insist on taking you to all these bars and shout everyone cocktails and shit. They charge us out at $200 an hr then only give us half as salary, so they make up for it by getting you into an elite party scene.

It's pretty different from your shitty mate's local practice.

No people ESTIMATE their rating. He (You) is trying to pinpoint his location in the scale by assuming he is a 10/10 then deducting points based on some subjective factors then trying to present it as a fact.
And I am only jelly if he is enjoying his job.

How's the job market for that user?

Genuinely curious as I'm planning to go back to school soon.

Me and you are extremely similar. Good work, user.

>anti-Buddha
Huh?

Ski bum/dirtbag, waiting tables and bartending. Comfy as fuck, probably never going to use my engineering degree.

What other thread?

Lol i am on an anonymous message board. I dont brag IRL because all the people I am around are on my level. Btw Deloitte is pretty fucking good.

Pro Boxer

Thats estimating, fool. And yes, I enjoy my job. Mainly because it pays well, i get respected, and it makes my CV valuable as fuck.

You sound like you wouldn't go to a bar if you didn't have too. Thanks for conforming that your an autist with an uninteresting life.

neet

trying to become a substitute teacher part time
may start delivering people's groceries
researching careers, may end up being a therapist or career counselor
may end up going further to become a psychologist and work with PTSD

Also, you secretly like men

1 of those is a realistic option

>Mainly because it pays well, i get respected, and it makes my CV valuable as fuck.
But that's not enjoying the job

Government Investigator
Businessfucker
Sanitation(I hang off of a dumptruck)

Lifeguard(part-time)
Lumberjack(part-time)

This isn't even a life brehs I just want to make a shit load of money.

Once your in the big 4 are you really obligated to go to bars and shit? I'm planning on using it as a segue to industry anyway so I'm not too worried about becoming a partner or anything.

I'm studying accounting now and I want to continue in fiscality. For wich firm do you work?

I'd assume you arent actually obligated to, tonnes of muslims working for the big accounting firms int the UK at least.

What city

Lolk. Full disclosure, I'm not a massive fan of bars and drinking. I way prefer hanging with a group of 5-6 friends or just blazing with the gf. Fav recreational activities are motorcycle racing, phat hikes and crossfit. Maybe me not wanting to club all the time makes me boring to you, but I experience very enjoyable levels of pleasure, contentment, and fulfillment, so I think my life is good enough to the extent that I don't feel like I need to spitefully try to tear people down on the internet. Make your life better, user.

I'm white and American tho

Nah i checked that in highschool. I kinda wish I did, but I don't. Would if I could, but I can't. All well. :)

>blazing with the gf
>phat hikes
>crossfit

>CrossFit

Oh so it is bait then

It's a job, user. If i were pursuing my hobbies as a career I'd be in poverty right now.

>going out to socialize in bars
>same as a club
Kek, moving goalposts
also
>blazing
>motorcycles racing
>crossfit
Faggotry levels approaching maximum
> very enjoyable levels of pleasure
No normal person talks like this, you honestly do sound like the losers I use to know who are accountants.

She looks so good in this pic :(

Learn finance at uni then.

Nah you don't have to, but you should a few times. It's pretty fun even though drinking isn't really my favorite thing.

"killing a workout"

wish people would stop saying this shit. Working out is like brushing your teeth. It's simple, for your health, and you should do it. Don't act like it's some kind of accomplishment or to be admired.

>accountant
>doesn't know the difference between calculating and estimating
kys

Won't say exactly which firm on here. Either PwC or Deloitte. They're basically the same anyway.

No, not a genuine obligation, but people are keen to round up as many as possible so you will be invited with entheusiasm.

>Maybe me not wanting to club all the time makes me boring to you, but I experience very enjoyable levels of pleasure, contentment, and fulfillment

Self-employed entrepreneur, have been making at least 90k/yr since high school graduation.

Graduate school in theoretical physics. Salary is fine, but I do some freelance web dev just to stay sharp and go do some industry stuff once I get my PhD.

Not saying soz.

Glad to hear.

I capped my savings account at $25K, I figure I won't ever need more than that for an emergency fund, and I've been putting the rest of my "savings" into my Roth IRA and standard brokerage account (robinhood). Buying some passive dividend etfs and reinvesting everything, dollar cost averaging each paycheck. Between the dividends and ownership of 1-2 businesses I will be able to still pull $50K/year from passive income. I should "retire" from the workforce by age 30, I'm 24 now.

I think I have a good shot. Wish I started earlier but I can't go back so I'm doing all I can now.

This wasn't even her best user.
Why did we lose her to the dark side?
>Boss and influential people tell me to go to an event
>I-I just go cos I'm a cool guy
Kek exactly

Why? All those things are really, really good.

I used to just to heavy lifts but my cardio and endurance were shit. Xfit is a real good all rounder. I have way more energy than when I was just doing heavy lifts and my joint problems are gone.

K

It is an estimation because you need to estimate how many points to subtract. This is basically what everyone does in their head. I just told you my formula.

I unironically used to crank fedoras in my 13y/o edgy phase. Thanks for the nostalgia.

I am a manger at a 24 hour fitness in Northern California. Some of you might actually work out at my gym hahahaha

Apprentice refrigeration/H.V.A.C. Technician, here in Canada almost all skilled trades pay well. It's hard work and not what I want to do for my entire life but red seal certified techs make $40+/hr, and if you're not making near that, good luck trying to buy a place to live in the lower mainland of B.C.

Aight then rec me a city. Looking at Chicago and Denver

How's the rent in Northern California?

>xfit

HE'S GOING ALL OUT FOLKS

Nvm, you are doing better than me lol. I'm still making it though so all good.

What does $40 an hour get you? A bungalow in Surrey?

do you get a discount/use the gym for free user?
also what do you even do as a gym manager or employee? All the fags at my /uni/ gym ever do is tell people to leave when it hits 10pm.

They aren't events m8, just drinks.

Never worked at either of those but I would personally prefer denver.

I don't get it. Is this a meme?

:^)

Clapper loader

Student, working on my masters in public policy and international relations

>m8
He's really going all out
Has been for years, where you been fagit?

Not on fit.

>Learn finance at uni
What if I'm not to smart?
I only really need to add and subtract with my business.
Being a Investigator I just read and type basic stuff.

I'm currently taking GED nightclasses too.

Deloitte fag here.

>Work for beta autistic fucks... Accounting is shit.

If you aren't that smart just do accounting it is piss easy. Try finance tho. It's where the real arsehole money is found.

How's the money? And the workload? Is work easy to come by? I'm just getting my foot in the door in the IT world and am wanting to see where I should move towards while still being able to lift and be a family man

going to school to be a physical therapist, not sure if I want to help sick people or athletes

are there any good books you know of detailing how to generate passive income?

hey man im in a masters international relations/public policy program. Ive seen some job posting for policy consultants in terms of foreign and public policy, development, etc. with deloitte. Do they employ a lot of these jobs do you know of?

I have been to 3 deloittes worldwide and everyone was cool as fuck especially deloitte italy.

stop