This is what girls want

do you unironically believe women don't like long hair?

>a professionally shot picture with a girl proves hes not gay
are u dumb?

Alexis Ren is his gf, tho.

THERES NOT EVEN ANY WAVES this nigga is a kook

Exactly, women like fuccboi haircuts or a buzzcut. Long hair unless you are a 10/10 for them is a -1 minimum.

>musclehead with extremely military haircut

top kek, you are a walking meme

lifting + manbun is goat right now, get with the times

No, this is

damn she's flat

I'm gonna sum up this whole thread and all the shit flinging with one image.

>inb4 who cares what girls want
You do, that's why you're in this thread.

u wot

times change for the worse sometimes.

This guy couldn't have thought that hopping on roids was going to increase his lady getting

unless he was an autist

Meatheads were never in, though. Not now, not in the past. Even back when macho movies were in, and Arnie and Sly were Hollywood's top stars, it was Bruce Willis, Harrison Ford, and Mel Gibson that were making women wet. Facial aesthetics + lean is all that matters as far as looks go.

Body dismorphia is a hell of a drug, my friend. When I started lifting 9 years ago I swore I would never take roids, now I can't waiy for spring so I can start my next cycle.

It's possible he thought, since getting big to that point had registered more interest from chicks, going the extra step would only continue that development

what he failed to realize what that he needed to develop his personality to become the full package

in real life she's a B-cup

Stop watching porn, most women don't have F-cups IRL, unless they're fat. In real life a B cup is average and pretty good for her thin frame.

you still need to roid so you can eat whatever the fuck you want and stay lean

girls hate autists who won't get chipotle or burger with them

orly?

Nah, he obviously didn't do it for the women. There's no doubt in my mind he was slaying all kinds of bitches before roiding. Look at him, he's happy, smiling, confident. Then look at him in the after pics, he's moody, depressed, unsatisfied, and autistic.

That guy unironically looks like Jensen Ackles. Except he doesn't need to roid up.

Now that I come to think of it, Jensen Ackles is probably the best looking guy I can think of. nohomo

I mean, even an autist can try to emulate what he believes to be chaddy behavior for a picture

doesn't mean he can operate when the game is on the line at a bar

>roid so you can eat whatever the fuck you want and stay lean
>this is what people who have never roided believe

Unless you're running GRAMS of shit you'll still get fat if you overbulk. I learned that the hard way when I gained 20lb in one month on a test cycle.

I was exaggerating. I didn't mean bulking. I mean you should still be in a position where you can cheat a few days per week.

You can't make any generalisations. If you could the only one you could make is that girls want money.

That's so photoshoped it's hilarious.

Nah, even if he was an autist women would be all over him at him. I have friends that look like that - tall, lean, handsome ottermodes with grait hair and girls really do throw themselves at them.

He'd have to be literally Rain man to not score.

>grait

great*

maybe, but what do you want?

You're probably suffering from confirmation bias. I am tall, very muscular, handsome, and do have women approach me. Here is the clinching part: you have to have a decent bit of personality and charismatic ability to turn interest into a hookup or whatever.

And a girls' idea of "approaching you" is usually just getting near you and sending you signals, it is almost always still the man's job to commit and secure her. If you're autistic it simply isn't going to happen unless you come across the biggest of hoes who will lead you home without a word.

I used to think getting bigger would help me get over what I thought was a deficiency in my looks before realizing I just needed to adapt my personality and start acting like the man I was instead of being a big pretty pussy who didn't know how to be confident with girls.

Disgusting anterior pelvic tilt

boy i'm in a position to cheat that hoe everyday

Kekkles

This

Moar generalisations

This makes me feel better about being a skinny fuck, but again, you can't generalise. A lot of girls really do like tank cunts.

This

What a fucking newbfarg

Nah fuck approaching girls to hit on them. I will only approach girls for friendship and then once we're friends if we want to take it to the next level we can. I genuinely just enjoy being friends tho. My current gf of 3 years asked me out.

Dude, I'm not talking about girls giving signals, I'm talking about literally throwing themselves at them. One time, we were at a college house party, and my handsome friend was there. This one legit 9/10, who models and works as a theater actress, was literally crawling on him. The host of the place even told him he can use the bedroom if he wants, and my nigga was just "Nah, she's not my type." I've seen this happen hundreds of times. Now it's true that he's not autistic but I doubt the guy in the pic is either.

A weak fag who can't paddle a short board?

Women don't even know what they want. If you have a decent body and face and have normal hygene just be more pushy and confident. You went too far? So what?

who here /TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME/???

>being black doesn't count

Literally all you need.

Surfer fit best fit

I've never thought badly about other dudes with long hair, but I hate manbuns.

As a guy with long hair, I gotta agree with this. Top knots and undercuts are more cancerous, though.

Implying we do it for sloots...no homo

yeah but i can't have that body because of my wide hips, i have to get big to make up for them

was, they broke up cause he cheated on her ass LOL

This, a woman "approaching you" usually consists of them either full out coming up shaking their ass on you in a club, or just awkwardly standing near you and being flirty, but trying not to be TOO flirty because they want you to pursue them, not the opposite.

>not having blue eyes
>not having light hair colour
get gassed pleb

nah this is what girls want
pic related: me

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dang you're right
don't get any bigger please

>this is what kissless virgins tell themselves

Not him but girls unequivocably dislike long hair on guys. Albeit most studies aren't clinical but the data, off the top of my head is:

>Short hair 34%
>Medium hair 59%
>Long hair 7%

They also find rough/messy hair and 10 days worth of stubble most attractive.

Incidentally, exactly what you'd expect from evolution.

lighter hair color is usually considered more attractive on women but darker hair color is generally considered more attractive on men, especially when all other features are euro-caucasian. Thats where the 'dark' in 'tall, dark, and handsome' stems from.

get blown the FUCK out nordic cum skins
MEDITERRANEAN MOTHER FUCKING MASTER RACE

man this guy caught so much shit on the misc when he posted it.

You don't. My buddy and his bro are sub 10% bf ottermode fags year round and they eat whatever the fuck they want. The older one eats fast food atleast 2 times a week, drinks alcohol pretty much every weekend and eats lots and lots of sweets. Only drinks soda too.

Very good genetics and tons of physical activity are all you need.

jesus christ her back is like a halfpipe

I can't blame them, even I want a piece of that.

>100% pure blood German for generations
>dark brown hair, black body hair and brown eyes
>tfw some inferior cross-bred mongrel talks about getting you gassed
Lmao. We'll talk on the day of the rope you fucking subhuman

link?

>dark brown hair and brown eyes
>pure blood german
I zozzled

t. delusional subhuman

well every german is gonna look like that in the guture. you left liberals destroy your nation

future

Girls want what I tell them to want.

>dark brown hair and brown eyes
>pure blood german
>every german is gonna look like that in the future
>you left liberals destroy your nation

any girls that can confirm?

Except we're not on the beach surfing. You put a t-shirt on that guy and stick him on the street and he'll look like a beta skinny twig with a good face. Slim bodies only work when you're shirtless. Most of the time you aren't so you just look pathetic