My 600-lb Life

dude....

fuck off cunt, his method is clearly working

only betas and numale redditors use the old "omg just be honest and communicate with her" approach

>only betas and numale redditors use the old "omg just be honest and communicate with her" approach
Literally none of what you just said is true. A numale wouldnt have the courage to be honest and would do exactly what that guy is doing. Not sure if youre retarded or pretending but seek help either way.

>when you see such a funny post on Veeky Forums that your sides literally split

speaking of which...

you're both wrong. Women can't be reasoned with and talked straight to, you have to be cunning and manipulate them into self improvement like children.

Why not just not feed the fat bastard? It's not like he can get up

that's what "enablers" are. some "loved one" is continuing to provide for him under some delusional belief that they're helping him.

>let's give this man more money to stuff his fat fucking face so we can have a reality TV show

Fuck this shit. This man needs to be fucking publicly executed

Just tuned in. Never seen the show before. I think im ready

i hope the food was worth it. jesus

Just man the fuck up and start slipping Var in her smoothies

What the fuck is up with all this effort?

HOLY SHIT

Leave the house you fucking aspie

>What the fuck is up with all this effort?
>say stop being fat or im leaving you
>effort
No hes mostly right.

kek I've never seen a whale with that many barnacles before

No he's not. That kind of shit is what insecure, emotionally repressed people do to other insecure, emotionally repressed people. If you act like that, you will only ever find women that act like that.

The truth about your relationships is that they are a reflection of you.

My girlfriend is an insanely nice, genuine person.

I am not even remotely.

She's like a reflection of me if my reflection was broken, and all I could make out was my gyno.

how do you execute something that fat?

You're probably exaggerating your own shitiness in your head, as people on this board often do.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHAT IS THAT

I get killing the pain away with food, but why wouldn't you just kill yourself?
I would rather die semi respected than a total failure, maybe that's what keeps them from ending it, they need to feel like someone will care before they do it, or maybe their doing it with food, there's something to be said about killing yourself slowly and painfully, it might feel good in a way.

This motherfucker, hoo-boy he is living in a van down by the river right now literally.

That video of him falling off the golf cart is hilarious.

I LOVE this fucking show. I binge watched season 4 and got seasons 1-3 later. I'm on season 3 with AMBER's story...oh my fucking god her legs.

Her mother was like "She's just an under-achiever" (Except when trying to eat us out of house and home)

>THE CHEESE BURGERS ARE WORTH IT

w-what is that on his skin?

She's like a reflection of me if my reflection was broken, and all I could make out was my gyno.
Top kek m8, beautiful execution.

>No maggots

I'm disappointed

>you have to be cunning and manipulate them into self improvement like children.
its actually true

this has to be fake

how do you kill yourself when you're that size?
can't cut your wrists, wrists are too fat
can't hang yourself, you can't stand on a chair without it breaking under you

what episode is this so i can look it up and watch it?

Keep feeding them

How the fuck?

I regularly fap to big cuties shit and they dont look like this

>classic fat guy shit

I don't know man, fat guys tend to rip their jeans.

To say he's fat is an understatement.

nypost.com/2014/04/05/america-rejoice-being-fat-may-actually-make-you-healthier/
What did they mean by this?

What bodyfat % are these guys at? 50%? Higher?

Literally 80%+

>nypost.com/2014/04/05/america-rejoice-being-fat-may-actually-make-you-healthier/

Read the actual study. Being 12lbs overweight when you're 70 or over is correlated with less mortality risk. That can be easily explained by things like, say, the tendency of chronic conditions to result in wasting later in life. Or perhaps the natural slowing of metabolism with age causes those who had healthy habits throughout their life putting on a little extra when they're seniors.

In any case, it's a misnomer to call it "the Obesity Paradox" since at no point does the BMI go into the obese range. At most it's slightly overweight.

>That video of him falling off the golf cart is hilarious
Gib link

Imagine never being able to have sex because you're so fucking fat.

>it's illegal to shoot these cunts in the face
>our tax dollars go towards treating them
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

They usually range in the 75 - 80% range with the extreme fatties going 100% on occasion.

These people are fucking disgusting.

Thank you socialized medicine!

You can't be 100%

What about the extreme cases where they literally have BMIs of 100+?

>100% bodyfat

are you serious?

They still have bones/organs/muscle

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b9

youtube.com/watch?v=KKDPFzlAfbw

1:05

what can you even do at that point?
even if they reached a healthy weight, they'd be a fucking mess.

food
money
body
what a total waste.

He's not. He's an insecure autist. If he said
>most people can't be reasoned with and talked straight to, you have to be cunning and manipulate them into self improvement like children
I would have agreed. But he didn't. He had to make a 's-stacey ignored my ugly autistic ass in highschool which is why I'm a kv and hate womin' thing out of it which is just plain pathetic bullshit.

>100% of your body is fat

how would he get to one

Man, Egoraptor really went to shit after GameGrumps.

Love the double think in this.
>being _12lbs_ overweight can have health benefits as a senior
>OMG OBESITY PARADOXON!!! BEING FAT IS HEALTHY!!!!

When these are the kind of people that would go apeshit when someone called a girl that's 12lbs overweight 'fat' or 'obese'.
>THAT'S NOT FAT YOU DISGUSTING PIG, PATRIARCHY, SEXISM, UNREALSTIC BODY IMAGE!!

>didn't know this show existed
>america
of course

they lose the weight in the end, right?
yanks love a soppy ending

>Day 17. The infection has spread to my brain and I'm going to die soon. Lol.

MEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM

>they lose the weight in the end, right?
oh, you poor ignorant bastard...

>yanks love a soppy ending
we also love train wrecks

>Imagine never being able to have sex
>because you're too fat

Y-yeah what a l-loser aha...

Oh shit, it's on TLC right now.

That was too much all at once. I can only wonder how many weeks it will be before I'll be able to eat and masturbate again.

>mfw i would smash

The trick to making anyone do what you want, is to find a way to make them think they came up with the idea themselves.

Fuck. How do people let themselves get this way? Are they so delusional to believe continuing their path will make still acceptable?

they don't care until death comes knocking.

>Road hog rides again.jpg

I just don't understand how a person fails to care about themselves. There's got to be a point before you completely balloon like that..

#healthyateverysize

>The truth about your relationships is that they are a reflection of you.
tru

>Muh America

Britbongs STILL this butthurt over getting their ass whooped.

He isn't necessarily from that island of cucks. America disgruntlement is a common condition amongst the inferior members of the populations of Socialist Utopias.

>not sure I will be able to sit in a chair for a few days

ummm, what's his other option? I know he's not fucking standing for more than a few minutes.

These pieces of human waste need to stop getting TV shows. While the producers might want to try to show the world, "hey, these fuckers' lives suck because they're fat", what some people really see is, "I can get free money for being ridiculously fat".

Get

Is someone going to record the episodes?
Please

Nurgle not even once

Getting tired of females browsing Veeky Forums

>If he said "most people"

Well then it wouldn't be correct, because he's talking about women. They are not as intelligent or reasonable as men are on average.

Almost all adult women are basically like children to any intelligent man. Just like they're biologically not as strong, they're biologically not as smart.

You know they have to play on different leagues in physical sports, but women even need their own Chess league or else they would never come close to winning any major tournament. They're completely void from professional video game scenes, or even high-level amateur scenes like high-rank CSGO matchmaking.

They just simply don't have the intelligence or motor skills required for it.

this. i dont think there is a more effective cutting tool than what i just witnessed.

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Ah, but still perfectly healthy! HAES after all!

>why can't they lose fucking weight

because someone is fucking feeding them and when the doctor and cameras are away, they call a feeder with the secret phone hidden behind their ass rolls.

Also when you are that fucking fat, trying to starve yourself will put your body in an emergency mode where it restricts the amount of energy to burn which is why you have to just eat least when you are a gigantic fat shit so the body goes into overdrive burning fat reserves.

The really annoying part is when they film them eating fast food and other crap. I just want to yell at the filming crew for enabling them.

>calling movefat "muscles"
>calling hardfat "bones"

Jesus christ you uneducated plebs

You fucking idiot. Doing it this way makes her think it's her idea, that way she doesn't know he's noticed her weight and tries to reverse it before he does, even though he already has.

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>being this low test

>Almost all adult women are basically like children to any intelligent man.
it's funny because women will say the same thing about men.

in my experience is correct.