WARNING: NEVER RENT TO SJW EVER

WARNING: NEVER RENT TO SJW EVER

>guy i sorta know from a few friends
>he needs a room when he's back from holiday
>gets robbed on his holiday so we are generous and offer 2 weeks free rent to help out
>"oh by the way i met some chick in europe and shes staying her too soon"
>"yeh alright...?"
>Fast forward a little bit
>always blaming white people for shit
>always high off something
>plays LOL for hours straight and collects government welfare
>always calling his weird swiss girlfriend at retarded hours waking us up
>shreiks like an autistic child (hes like 20)
>ordered heaps of laughing gas to our place
>turned the living room into a huff session with his drop kick mates
>Tell him he has 2 weeks to find a new place
>He gets upset and claims he did nothing wrong
>Has his friends over right after we kicked him out to huff more NO2

Dubs decides what we do from here

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Kick them out, obvs

i'll roll, and reply with choice once i think of it

Wait for him to fall asleep, squat over him, and take a shit in his mouth

stop larping

discord.gg/tUZVSCv join this and turn our crypto pump into a huff session !

fuck off with your /pol shit from this board, thanks.

This is no LARP

>play futsul with him
>game this arvo
>couldn't kick him out before bc he's my lift
>right after he drove us home we dropped the bomb on him

>SJW
Lie and tell him you need to vacate the room so a Transgender Syrian War Refugee can take his place.

Also not a Veeky Forums thread.

Apologize for slavery and suck his dick.

You're right. We should just withdraw from politics, let the socialists win, and pay 75% of our income to taxes so Shaniqua and her 9 kids never have to work.

>Also not a Veeky Forums thread.
It is, though. OP provided genuine business recommendations.
Triggered SJW losers spotted.
The fuck were you doing renting out to this faggot if you knew he had the brain virus? Everyone knows that these faggots are antithetical to financial and societal success.

Get time machine, back in time a few years, tell your former self to learn some martial arts to kick SJW's ass, return to the present and then realize you've caused a time travel paradox and the universe melts. Problem solved

just kick him out right now retard. take pictures of your rooms beforehand for evidence incase he takes legal action

Oh boy, poltards are worse by the minute. What part of "/biz" did you not understand? It is not even about politics, it is you having a below 80 IQ because you can't seen to understand the board differences. If I want to read rants about mean SJWs I go to /pol. If I want to see pink wojacks from bagholders, I go to /biz.

But Veeky Forums would be better off without you in either of those boards anyway.

Put a sharpie in his asshole when he is sleeping and take a pic plz

What part of OP's business recommendation didn't you understand?

You are just butthurt because he called out a group you identify with for what they are, worthless losers. You don't belong here, the common vernacular alone will eventually wear your hypersensitive ass down. Plebbit awaits.

>Everyone knows that these faggots are antithetical to financial and societal success.
If it's true then why are you so worried about them?

no dubs yet?
just put everything he has on the street when he's away

>MFW SJW and general lefties are easy to manipulate but are shady to do business with
>some 10 years ago
>Be me with some angel investment money
>some left over money from some winnings in Vegas
>decide to go to San Fransico since it’s one of the most expensive places to live
>go into local hipster coffee shop and stick out like a sore thumb
>overhead some gays talking about opening a bar in the Castro
>overall gay clubs and bars are big money makers
>sorry guys couldn’t help but overhear
>right away they brush me away but whip out bank statement
>have their attention
>let’s talk business
>they get all political about it and want to know if I’m LGBT supportive and or gay and what not
>lie my ass off in order to do business
>manipulate them into making me a partner
>check out the location and it gets quite a bit of foot traffic
>alright let’s do it
>paper work and what not
>make them the figure heads while I’m behind the scenes
>percentages are broken down with me having the highest
>they don’t care as long as they can add to their “community”
>classic signing their soul to the devil contract
>invest into liquor license and all the fun stuff
>couple months go by and it’s a hit bar
>queers gain their profits and just up and leave me
>I’m all that’s left
>then comes time to renew paper work
>I’m the only one doing it
>gays never came back
>local patrons begin to question my sexuality and political alignment
>my office is decked out wall st business American throughbred capitalism
>hire some hardcore feminist to be my partner
>her stake in the bar is only .01%
>too stupid to read paper work and too political to even care
> after raking in my profits I hire a right leaning business queer to run the bar and he picks up on the stupid feminist
>tell him I’m gonna go back home and send any paper work to my new address
>present day that bar has changed to many hands and faces, I still own the building/property

>why are you so worried about them?
I don't know how you would extrapolate that from my post.
They are bad for business, in every sense.

Losers are only the kind of people that have to rant with their political opinions at every possible chance in any given location facilitating some pseudo-connection, even when not related at all,


Yeah, nice business advice. But no point in arguing with the mentally deficient I guess.

>It is, though. OP provided genuine business recommendations.
What? That not screening a tenant is a bad idea? Well DUH!
All he did was give anecdotal evidence that people who do soda bomb highs are bad tenants.
He doesn't say what to look out for? He doesn't say how he afforded the property? What's the sign of a good tennant.

No. Once again it's a loosely veiled social commentary thread with no profit to be made.

No he's butthurt because unlike the guy in OP's story he's interested in making money and this thread is distracting posters and taking up a thread spot in the board from potential Pajeet and shill posting which is already bad enough.

Not everyone even gives a fuck about your dichotomous political fantasies -- some just want to make money for whatever reason.

THIS IS RACIST! YOU CANNOT BE RACIST HERE IT IS AGAINST SITE RULES! YOU WILL BE BANNED!

You'd think leftists would understand that a board that is about as muh free market as it gets isn't welcoming to their kind.

>/pol
>/biz

Neck yourself redditfag

Frame him for some crime, get his pussy ass locked up for a few months. This will toughen up this little snowflake...

You'd understand that not everybody even with fucking similar views is inclined to talk /pol shit all day, especially not on a completely different board which is about making money. If you tell me how to make money off a niggers stupidity, I don't fucking care. This is however a waste of space and it gets more by the day without being related to any financial extra value.

Markets don't care about your feelings either way

Lot of alt-righters whine about Vitalik's views, or Ripple, or IOTA, it's absolutely irrelevant

>you'd think /pol/fags are obnoxious retards with us vs them mentality, sexual complexes and delusions about every other board being theirs
>they actually are

Stop. Nobody is interested in your crying. You're 20, you live in a big American city, you wanted Sanders to win. We get it. We don't care about your politics. Reddit has millions of people like you, so why pick the one community with different opinions?

the larp talk gets more and more cringy. enjoy your delusions.

Die loser. We are all one people. There is only one race, the human race.

In Indiana Jones they punched Nazis. In Harry Potter, Dumbledore's Army trained to fight fascists. You will not beat us.

This post generated a disproportionate amount of (you)s

The fact that you think this is a /pol/ thread even though it obviously isn't just shows you're a buttmad leftists, probably blew in from NeoGaf considering your use of "/pol". OP is asking about what to do with a retarded pothead SJW, and you are instantly triggered and derail the thread into that because the OP mentioned it. This thread would be talking about what OP should do about it if it weren't for you.

You're just trying to apply youtube.com/watch?v=y-PvBo75PDo to Veeky Forums, hoping that if you wreck any thread that goes against your ideology everyone will start rejecting those posters out of fear of having their thread shitposted to death. Go be butthurt on Reddit.

Jesus fucking christ, did a child write this?
Sometimes I wonder if we're even the same species.

Suck his dick and let him stay as long as he wants

You're gonna lose money if you mix your ideology with business poorfag

>If you tell me how to make money off a niggers stupidity, I don't fucking care. This is however a waste of space and it gets more by the day without being related to any financial extra value.
This!
Off-topic is off-topic.

Take social commentary and politics to /pol/ if you have a plausible business idea, or a accurate prediction of how it will affect financial instrument/crypto markets then bring it to Veeky Forums BUT LEAVE THE COMMENTARY AND IDEOLOGY ELSEWHERE.

None of it. Not even fucking burger you asshat. And as other user said: your feelings and opinions don't matter in the market. it is even worse that you think your fucking personal political views matter in the slightest when it comes to making money. This pretty much shows what an undereducated poorfag you are and always will be unless you dissolve that concept that either left or right means shit in the financial world.

This.

Because democracy ties their idiocy with my finances.

My other comment applies to you as well. I even vote as far right as you can possibly imagine. However seeing what human degenerates share similar political views with me as well as the basic lack of understanding on a board for money making that it doesn't mean shit here, makes me still feel the urge to insult you for the triggered morons that you are whenever you "smell" a chance to shove your uninspirational rants upon someones throat. You are fucking losers, no matter if you are either left or right. In any given society you will be the fucking bottom-feeder, eating the shit of your superiors.

>> Letting a degenerate into your home at all
Nangs are the shit tho

>POLITICS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH BUSINESS
>when one side overtly states that they want to tax and regulate the free market
>when the market goes up or down depending on the political ideology currently winning

Really makes you think, doesn't it? Also this is the typical leftist method: when they don't have control over something they just say it doesn't matter and to ignore it. The passive attitude towards them lets them worm their way in like the cancer they are, and once they're in, suddenly they'll cram the "not important" politics down your throat, forcefully via government intervention if need be.

Again the thread had nothing to do with politics apart from the mention of a SJW until you butthurt faggots made it so.

You are just sad. Stay poor.

Kill him

>>You're gonna lose money if you mix your ideology with business poorfag
Wrong. Albeit anecdotal my politically derived assumptions regarding SJW's and lefties in general has saved me so much money you wouldn't fucking believe it.

You're in for a rude awakening if you do business/hire certain types of people.

>Dubs decides what we do from here

Give them all of your money, huff with them, give them your property and sell all of your stuff.

This is a different matter. You don't hire those because you know they possess certain treats that will make you lose money. However you don't judge those traits on a political level yourself, because then you get emotionally invested if you mix the shit. And there it begins to start making you lose money.

>rough heuristic that take 30s to evaluate makes me right 90% of the time and wrong 10%
>better invest hours upon hours getting to know each and every individual before engaging in business to not miss out on that 10%

Maybe if you value your time in pennies...
There's a reason taxi drivers and hookers don't pick up black teens, but by your logic they're losing money with such a shallow evaluation

In the time you wrote about your fictitious grand narrative that pits good versus evil in a ((((((((Hollywood)))))) style oversimplified dichotomy you could have researched the inflationary effect of Oil in China, or done some SEO research for the funnel of your online side-hustle.

Note, the longer you keep banging on about your victimizing paranoid fantasy NEITHER you or I are making money.

Also how the fuck can I be a leftist if I'm saying I want to make money in spite of the system?
Thanks for wasting my time and yours you pathetic faggot.
Genuinely hope you reform and become a true capitalist yet.

That is exactly the opposite of what I said. I said you should not pick up black teens but not be emotional about it.

OP I don't know where you live and what the real estate laws are, but it is imperative that you force him to leave before he's been there for a month, or else he becomes a tenant in the eyes of the law and you will have to go through court proceedings just to throw him out of your own house

reroll

fucking faggots in here complaing about left x right bullshit

you're all sheep the system aint changing. if u aquire enough money u can escape the system. SJWs are just as bad as RW faggots

Dude, is obviously a bait.

You pay 75% of your income taxes right now so that the sons of your countrymen, who believe they are fighting for a just cause, can die in foreign deserts shooting brown people, all to make Jewish businessmen rich.

Welfare and social entitlement programs only account for a small fraction of tax spending. Yet you are worried that more money will go to feeding hungry children and don't seem concerned at all about the atrocities it is being spent on right now.

Why am I wasting my time on you? You are an ignorant, pathetic worm. Your mind is like a shallow mud puddle choked with slime. You are shit stain on the underwear of the universe. I pity you the way I pity dumb animals for being slavishly bound to their own cruel and mindless impulses, having not the power of reason to subdue them.

Proof I'm not larping got a quick snap while
they went out to steal a street sign or some shit.

Huff all of the NO2 before they get back

Don't let data and facts ruin your bleeding heart narrative

>proposed

Education always needs to be a larger proportion of this

I'm literally conservative but our military spending is out of wack. I don't want to be taxed; since it's inevitable, we might as well spend it on something besides giving massive contracts to a select few tech companies to build endless copies of the same overbudget weapons systems

>hating SJWs is /pol/
No, it's just common sense.

Question Veeky Forums

As someone who has never lived alone, but very much wants to, is it worth paying the extra bit of rent?

I can either move into a room with strangers with which I'll be too autistic to talk to and just hide in my room all day, or pay around 200-250/month more and get a small 1bedroom apt downtown.

Wat do?

>Education always needs to be a larger proportion of this

Government should not be involved with the education of other people's children so the proportion should be 0%.

>our military spending is out of wack

It is, anything beyond defensive spending is completely retarded.

>I don't want to be taxed; since it's inevitable

For now

>so the proportion should be 0%.

This is why nobody listens to neets

Don't let data and facts ruin your white genocide neonazi patriotic victim narrative.

I’ve always kind of wanted to live alone too but actually, if you’ve never lived with other people, I’d say do it. At least for a little while. It forces you to go outside of your comfort zone a bit and also learn some social skills.

That said, make sure beforehand they’re decent people. Do it with people you know already if possible, just trust me. There’s a difference between pushing your comfort zone and living with literal absolute shitbags.

And it is actually fun, sometimes. It can be really nice coming home and being able to have a conversation with someone you trust. I definitely think I’d miss that if I went it solo.

>be OP
>have dumbass room mate whom he hates
>too much of a pussy to do anything about his misbehaviour
>instead bitch about it online
>to create sympathy he just calls his roommate a 'SJW' so the edgy boiis of Veeky Forums will definitely hate him!
>still too beta to stand up to one of his roommates
>instead shitposting on Veeky Forums

>he didn't do anything about it
>instead he created a Veeky Forums thread to bitch about SJW's
Just let that sink in for a while

>Only shows a small fraction of the total spending

What do you think discretionary spending is, moron?

>If I want to read rants about mean SJWs I go to /pol. If I want to see pink wojacks from bagholders, I go to Veeky Forums

More like "if I want to commiserate over what racist thing Trump tweeted today I go on imgur", but we get what you meant.

Anyway please let that happen; I'll take a zillion pol users -- fuck, even /b/ or /r9k/ children -- if it means it'll get rid of this valid faggot pink wojak forcememe

literally murder him

Has this Swiss chick showed up in person at all yet? Either way, you should bone her.

give them an ultimatum and if they still don't leave call the cops on them while they are gettin high. Get proof of them doing shit in your house then rat them out.

Wtf the OP wasn't even /pol/-tier. Are the people sperging out just cryptoniggers that cannot stand seeing a single non-shitcoin related thread?

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Fuck you snowflake

p-pasta?

Only one set of digits in 76 posts? This thread is a goddamn anomaly.

Also fuck him in his little sjw ass. It's what he really wants anyway.

...

it's time for physical removal, so to speak.

>genderqueer xir live in basement
>get offended at *literally everything* to meme levels
>actually salty when joking about music
>salty when talking about food
>one was Caitlyn Jenner tier who used to be car mechanic
>on disability and can't get mechanic job because "discrimination"
>mad that I say 'faggot' all the time
>threw a fit when I called a vehicle's transmission a tranny
>mfw I'm a trap
No wonder you can't get a mechanic job being so butthurt about words, mechanics make dirty jokes constantly and don't want to be on their toes around some weird hypersensitive faggot. I hang out at mechanic shops and no one discriminates against me; they make a tranny pun, I make an old person joke, everyone laughs. Fuck SJW, screaming cunts make all trannies look like idiot children when a bunch of us just want to fly under the radar and be functioning members of society. When we're doing our job right, you don't see us and don't realize there are well-adjusted trannies, and then these flag waving dildo wearers march down the street demanding made-up pronouns and special treatment and it just shits on all of us.

dumb nigger detected weeeewoooweewooo

>It's a "discretionary budget subset conflated with total national budget" pasta

Don't be gay. Everything is inherently political.

Kill him in his sleep by suffocating him with nitrous oxide. Cops will think he just huffed too much probably.
Keep Swedish chick as a sex slave.

> i can be retarded and if im called out ill just say that theyre mad because theyre sjws

Never change poltards. Never change

uhhh its the uhhhh big words hurt my head
FUCK OFF RACIST
YOU'RE LITERALLY HITLER

>harry potter reference
Okay you got me, that was pretty dam funny.
Now do a rick and morty reference.

Are you retarded? Discretionary spending is only a portion of the overall budget. Much more is spent on welfare to leeches in the medicare and social security section