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Get a load of this faggot

Ahahaha omg Madison Ivy went overboard on the bolt ons. Looks horrible.

any celeb can be an escort if you have enough dosh :^)

~15%

How'd you arrange this tryst, OP?
Also, how'd you come up with this idea?

>not banging tranny pornstars

Low test beta detected

That's correct.

Obviously it's not going to be as simple as emailing them and saying "oh, let me pay you $X so we can have sex". You have to ask them out as "escorts" to hang out and make it clear you have money through other means besides saying it explicitly (e.g. say you're staying in an expensive hotel at Vegas, which is what I did)

yeah well Mr. sperglord OP isn't doing any of that. at best he's probably seeing some shit tier escorts for 500 bucks an hour

pics/vids or it didn't happen

the one woman is over 50 years old she is not fucking escorting

As said earlier, they're not going to be whoring themselves out to any chode on the internet by posting on backpage.

Here's what I did: figure out a way to direct to DM them on twitter, have a short conversation about how I'm going to be in Vegas this week and I'd like to invite them to hangout to go clubbing, get their (personal) contact info. Make it clear to each that the other pornstar is coming. The implication is obvious, but since no direct exchange was made (i.e. $X for sex) it's not considered "prostitution" under law.

I came up with the idea because I'm enamored with big titty bitches from anime and figured this would be the next closest thing.

Have fun. Are you going to eat them out?

you'd be surprised.

foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/07/19/sites-say-expose-insta-models-who-are-really-prostitutes.html

Chelsea Charms and Lacey Wildd blew their tits up to anime proportions to please men. This might come as a surprise to a sperglord like yourself, but they're complete and total whores that will do anything for money.

Here's a hint bud. Anybody's an escort for the right price.

I'm OP dumbass. You're replying to the comment I made.

Christ, the autism levels on this board is getting to the point where even I'm starting to get concerned

Well, how much are they going to cost you?

Lmfao this is your "girl" hahahaahh

hold up

hahahahahahahahah

Why would you prefer veteran prostitutes to using that money to corrupt some country girl?

Hopefully yes. I want to make them both fucking moan until they cum.

just how much do you have in crypto

a woman in her 50s with over 50 dicks

Your goina "eat her out" lmfao the larping on this board it beats the pajeets so il bite tonight

because that country girl won't have anime-sized tits, will she?

This is what money gets you. Fucking women with anime-sized titties in real life.

It would be lame if you don't, since you're using a condom to fuck. Get one to sit on your face while the other sucks you off.

Some people aren't sissies like you. Plus, professional whores get tested more often than everyday sluts.

>lmfao

get out

Seems weird

>professional whores get tested more often than everyday sluts

This

It's their job to fuck other people. They're not going to ruin that by getting an STD.

Good idea. I was thinking about sucking Chelsea's titties while Lacey gives me a blowjob.

Any other kinky shit you recommend I try with these women?

Definitely let them sit on your face and ride you. If you can, let them tie you up.

They wouldn't even let me go bareback even if I wanted to, which I don't because I don't want to risk it either way.

They're pornstars. They're going to make sure they prevent getting STDs as much as possible. This might surprise you, but pornstars are actually cleaner than your average college variety slut you'll find because if a pornstar gets an STD they won't be able to do shoots anymore. There are strict laws about this.

std detection rates arent accurate immediately. Do to the infection of the pathogen or bacteria needing to reproduce and fight off the immune system intially to get to a detectable pop the test results aren't accurate till theres been a decent amount of time between the intercourse and testing.

Do you think a regulated industry doesn't take this into account? Man please go back to /r/crypto, you don't belong here.

Look at

in what way is that being low test? IF anything you're the faggot here.

>posts madison ivy

the woman isnt the industry she is just another cog in the regulated industry

cogs fail the industry doesnt

There is a legit company in Van Nuys, CA where you can hire "up and coming pornstars" and notable ones starting at $500/half day and up. Its basically legalized prostitution... as long as you film it.

Also correct, although I didn't use a service like that but it's a possibility.

i won't be streaming it.

probably more than you

Your full of fucking shit you dumb faggot. So you know how many DM's porn sluts get on SM? Thousands from much richer, much better looking guys than you. I'm sure you lured them in by telling them you sold some of your Ethereum and BitCoin and their pussies got wet when you said you have about $5k to spend and your staying at mediocre room at a shit tier hotel on the strip. Pfffff
Your a dumb larping faggot

user this is a very bad idea.
> i just found out who these people are - they will look awful in real life.
> one of them is 41??
> this will be the least fulfilling night of your life
> you will be stupid enough to try again if you do this

Literally spend the money on skydiving lessons and do something fun that will make you more attractive to women

i dont have any questions for you
but when it comes to sex
you are doing it wrong :D
have a nice life

What's the matter? Scared you'll like it?

Top kek beta faggot

>I'm sure you lured them in by telling them you sold some of your Ethereum and BitCoin and their pussies got wet when you said you have about $5k to spend and your staying at mediocre room at a shit tier hotel on the strip.

You're projecting, because that's what you'd do in the same situation.

No, I didn't mention "bitcoin" or "ethereum", or anything related to cryptocurrency to them you stupid fucking autist. Unlike you, I have a social life and invited them to go clubbing with me at a place that I know in Vegas. I'm just saying I got the money to do it from cryptocurrency

And even if they get a lot of messages, so what? They'll respond as long as you have the $$$ and can figure out the logistics on their behalf. They're fucking whores. They respond to money with sex. Get over it you white knight.

hey faggots. how is getting hookers in Germany like? I know it's legal and I've been to peppr. when I make my first million dollars in gonna fly there and fuck like 20 hookers

then its not even sex unless youre a coping virgin.

she probably cant even feel that hand

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Post screen caps of the DM's with your name blocked out for proof otherwise you are a lying faggot