How do I bring myself up to a couple g's so I can actually start investing? Pls help Veeky Forumsbros

How do I bring myself up to a couple g's so I can actually start investing? Pls help Veeky Forumsbros

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jesus christ get a job

you can Always be Lucky in this pumpgroup and make real mula $$$ discord.gg/tUZVSCv

suck a couple of dicks

Even I, with my part time comfy wagie job have 2k saved up after a few months. Just wagecuck a bit OP and you'll have a few g's

suck a thousand dicks at $1

Finding a job is hard as fuck and the requirements are very pretentious. Also when you actually work in one you have to turn into a robot that does nothing but follow orders and be a good little goy. This isn't news to anyone but fuck, there has to be another way.

How much money do you have right now?

Someone else on Veeky Forums had this to say: "Finding good employees is literally the hardest thing I have experienced in years. You need someone reliable that won't steal from you and isn't retarded. It feels like there's only a handful of people on Earth who meet these requirements and I sure as hell can't find them."

Around 500ish
I'm talking about shit like making a resume and having references. That's just dumb. If I never worked before, how the fuck do you expect me to have a reference?

christ OP just apply to McDonald's, a coffee shop, or any retail store

My first job was at Books-A-Million and I just told them it was my first and I got hired. It's not that hard.

get a payday loan

Not even illegals have these type of problems. Are you a lazy fat fuck? If youre fat and tall maybe you can "look mean" and be a bouncer at a club or something.

You sound lazy as fuck and destined for poverty
Your first step should be to break that habit and get a job or you're done

Illegals have connections you fucking dumb nigger. And the only thing that's fat here is your mother's voluptuous tits

hey fuck you nigger, i'm destined to make it.

My first job was in my dads business, all I had to do was driving around picking up packages like twice a week and stand in the back of the office behind the customer so they feel a slight sense of threat and pay my father, got a couple grand every month. also never paid any kind of taxes as I was registered as working one of these minimum wage jobs and they don‘t require any kind of paperwork.
I still do this but not every day, now I trade around with crypto and read about it daily.

make homemade lebanese hash. it will fly off your hands

You lucky bastard.

meanwhile here I am getting burnt out on shit jobs because I always stay too long (I've had 3 jobs since the age of 12: Camp counselor 9 years, Retail 5 years... concurrent with counseling, and then Special Education aid for 3... also internship one summer in an office on top of the first two). Every job I work I'm the best employee by miles so I understand the difficulty in finding good staff but fuck... I can't even get an interview. That special education gig? That shit was supposed to be in the meantime while I got a real full time position out of college... and nothing FOR 3 YEARS.

Shit, I'm charismatic as fuck, too. All I need is the interview but that shit just evades me.... Suburbs of NYC is a black fucking hole.

or sell coke for true gains op