What would you tell your past self?

>1 year ago
Dump everything you own into BTC and leverage it ultra hard

>5 years ago
That girl you're gonna date next year? Marry her.

oof

>buy btc in 2010
>don't move in with your gf

My man.

>5 years ago
start mining dogecoin soon
>1 year ago
kill yourself

1 year ago: BTC will be about 5k in October 2017

5 years ago: Dad is gonna die, spend more time with him

>here is a list of entry and exit points for bitcoin, eth and asx listed shares during their biggest movements
Enjoy being rich m8

1 year ago: buy btc

5 years ago: don't go to college and buy btc

>5 years ago: Dad is gonna die, spend more time with him

fugggg :^(

don't go work with your father and finnish that bachelor

money wont give you happiness, btw you're still poor

when you are offered a chance to buy bitcoin at $.05 toss a $1000 at it and wait.

sorry for your loss user

Buy XIV

>refuse to be in the military
>stop smoking pot and drink beer instead
>buy 10,000 bitcoin from mr. satoshi himself when the first e-sales started to happen
>retire today, buy house private house in a good location
>dayjob is trading from my phone and watching netflix
>only give money to family,fuck friends
>marry wife early as possible
>have 1 kid
>half of my profits are locked away in crypto and funds so no one can rob me
>travel around the country and eat/drink the highest quality food and drink

...

fuck bitches

>all these plebs

I'd tell myself to buy the fuck out of bitbean and verge at 1-2 satoshi. this was back when 1 bitcoin was less than 700 dollars. so you could've has 100 million bitbean for 700 dollars 1 year ago.

This

...

5 years
all in NVDA
hold until at least 2017

Imagine college tuition redirected into BTC.

buy every bitcoin that gets mined so you own the majority of the market.
if you run out of money just sell bitcoin until you can buy more bitcoin

>1 year ago
GO INTO THE BITCOIN THREAD MOTHER FUCKER
>5 years ago
Don't listen to your dumb ass of a father, bitcoin is not a scam.

6 years ago?
Join the military
5 years ago?
Turn off the playstation
4 years ago?
Treat your girlfriend better
3 years ago?
Stay in the apprenticeship
2 years ago?
Don't move to California
1 year ago?
Don't beat that faggot.

Just buy bitcoin and hold. You may think you're smarter swing trading shitcoins but you're not. You will be part of a few moon missions but you will always fuck it up by either selling too soon or holding too long and becoming and Bagholding. You have no idea how high any coin can go, one can go pump just 200%, others 2000. You were up 10x on both DGB and NEO, and yet didn't sell for profit and held the whole way through even till now. Buying bitcoin is really the easiest and best thing. It's like Warren Buffets bet with hedge funds that just by going all in on an index fund you get the most and steadiest gains. He's right

buy bitcoin, dont fuck with altcoins maybe ethereum under a dollar, sell in the summer of 17 dont touch it again

1 year: gather up as much money as possible and buy bitcoin

5 year: gather up as much money as possible and buy bitcoin

>stop smoking pot and drink beer instead

I did buy bitcoin 1 year ago, but not nearly enough.

this is some real shit desu

You can become a super sayian with 3 months training if you try hard enough.

You know that 2k sitting in your bank account in 2012? Yeah, use it to buy bitcoin.

Stupid thread. Everyone will say the same.

1 or 5 years ago user, not 7

>fuck friends
>1 child

Not nearly as good as it could be.

1 year ago... I think you might have preferred prefork eth user

HOLD

why does everyone reference 2012? a website i was on semi adopted BTC in 2012, then completely went all in when Satoshi released the whitepaper in 2011. i thought biz was full of early adopters? real ones from 2010

Sell XLM at 790 sats

>past self from 1 year ago
Buy as much BTC as you can.

>past self from 5 years ago
Buy as much BTC as you can.

>past self from 3 seconds ago
Buy as much BTC as you can.