ITT: Good guys of history

My boy Oda did nothing wrong. He did not deserve his betrayal.

The French were huge assholes until the Revolution, in what sense were they the 'good guys' as opposed to any other European power?

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Julius Nepos was still holding out there from 476-480

this but unironically. I dare anyone to name one time we haven't been the good guys.

ww1

Revolutionary War

WW2

Vietnam

Mexican-American war

Does anyone have that " name one genocide that USA comitted" with a burger spurdo?

Operation Cyclone

Syrian Civil War

When you mined Nicaragua's ports and trained guerrillas to overthrow the democratically-elected government, you even taught the contras how to torture people.

The International Court of Justice ruled against the United States ordering them to pay reparations to Nicaragua. The US told the ICJ to fuck off.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicaragua_v._United_States

Also,
Operation Ajax (Overthrow of Mossadeq in Iran, a democratically-elected government)
Operation PBSUCCESS (Overthrow of Arbenz in Guatemala, another democratically-elected government

Operation Condor

Good Guys
Persia
Thebes
Syracuse
Roman Empire (post Julio-Claudians) (includes Western and Eastern Empire)
England
Denmark
Poland-Lithuanian Commonwealth
Dutch Republic
German Protestants
Austria (post-Westphalia)
Yugoslavia

Bad Guys
Sparta
Athens
Successor Kingdoms
Roman Republic
Germanic tribes
Huns
Arabs
Magyars
Turks
Sweden
United Kingdom
France (till 1815)
Prussia (from 1864)

Ah I'm glad to see yet another

"People who wrote the history" thread

Carry on

>England

>Great Britain

>No Scots, Irish, or Welsh goodboys

Oh shit, that’s France (from 1815). French are the definition of bad guys before that.

Scots aren’t good, they just lack the capacity to be bad. Irish and Welsh should be good though.

Welsh aren't good. Welsh are just....Welsh

This unironically.

>hahahah you are le fat xdd I win!!!

I mean honestly the sudacas had it coming

what the fuck did we do to you mate?

American Civil War

This really

good goys more like

Operation Ajax and Operation PBSUCCESS.

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Both world wars.

>This entire fucking list is wrong

is there a bigger idiot tell than someone who thinks the scots were oppressed or some kind of victim class?

Philippine War

>The French were huge assholes until the Revolution
>until the Revolution
They became even worse after the revolution

Nothing, that's kinda my point

Invasion of Panama
Spanish-American War

War of 1812

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Before people get angry, I reckon it's more like a "original bad guy who teams up with the good guy to fight the REALLY bad guy" sort of situation

(You) farming like this should be illegal.

Unironically, with few exceptions, the French are the good guys

1999

Operation Condor was right though

t. South American

top kek

>good guys or bad guys in history
Reality isn’t a novel. It’s othing more than anti-heroes that are beloved or vilified.
Also, the phrase “wrong side of history” is the most ignorant phrase I have ever heard.

1783 - 2018

fake quote
>brainlets still fall for it
kek

Would look better with Oklahoma

t. Pinochet

The good guys in history are forgotten. They worked day and night, they were faithful husbands and good wifes, raised brave boys and honorable daughters and died in wars of men they'd never meet, for reasons they were never told. Little did they know, their offspring would once debate which of their cruel suppressors was a good guy.

French may not be ultimate good guys, but they were undoubtedly the main characters of Season 1 of history.

Name ONE (1) thing he did wrong

bandits must be dealt with force, Juan
>the sandinistas did nothing wrong
sure, marxieboy
argie spotted, did your granma rape your mind by telling you stories about how "liberada" was her before the military junta?
t. manolo de las crutheth
Noriega had it coming, Panama now is better than it would have been if Chavez before Chavez (i.e. Noriega) would have kept the power

DROP HIM AGAIN PAPA PINOCHET

he killed millions

t.

>Season 1 of history
You mean the season in the near-east?
Season 1 goes from Babylon to Egypt, maybe to Greece. Season 2 might be after Alexander finished up a long first season, and focus on Rome. Season 3 might start around Charlemagne. That's when France become the main character.

Those are all prequels produced later.

The Far East is a sister series.

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France were the good guys until Napoleon ( not including the revolution part )

>Thebes
>good guys
yeah going to war over a technicality in a peace treaty that didn't affect anything is something good guys do

Hell seger

Anything and everything to do with Native Americans.

>what were the Highland Clearances