How should I invest my money

Joining army $8000 sign on bonus and about $59000 how should I invest

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Realistically? By holding about a quarter in cash, 25% in precious metals, 25% in a cheap SP500 or DJIA fund and the last 25% in dividend paying stocks of reliable american companies.

The Veeky Forums way? Half in bitcoin and the rest in shitcoins

>The Veeky Forums way? Half in bitcoin and the rest in shitcoins

You mean

>100% in Ark

Thank you

Download stock trading app
>RobinHood
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Buy amd stock.
Wait 1 year
Profit

Why AMD?

I got a stupid question.. If I sign up for Robinhood, put some money in, and then earn some... how do I pay the taxes on earnings? Is that complicated?

Jesus fucking christ.. save your money like a normal person. If you dont even know how to pay taxes on capital gains you need another year in mommy's basement before you'll even see a g. fuck you

you don't. you'll work for the army by then and have a gun. what are they going to do?

>25% cash

Ahahahahahaha, no. 5% tops.

Sound advice, but maybe also take some of the quarter kept in cash to dabble in cryptos as well.