>be me, no life loser with low effort public sector job
>be yesterday
>get in to work at 1 pm and work until 2 pm
>go to lunch from 2 pm to 4.15 pm
>work for 2 and a half hours and leave
>getting underground train to home at 7 pm
>packed with wagie wage scum
Holy shit. You can see a kind of traumatised look on their faces.
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>be me, neet
>stay home 24/7
>never worry about money, women or food
>have everything handed to me
I'm sure you don't "have to" worry about women
are you greek kek
>be me
>work 50 hours a week for 95k
>my wife stays at home with my son and daughter
I wouldn't have it any other way. I'd rather work 50 hours and have my kids with their mom and have my dinner ready when I walk in the door than both of us work and not get treated well at home by some working harpy who never wants to fuck
Working isn't awful if your job isn't shit, you losers
Unless you get paid the same as the 9-5ers you are still a wagie, you are just a wagie with less financial power than them. In the long run you have none of the career prospects of the wagie, but also none of the benefits of true neet life.
So you are exchanging your time for less than nothing.
That's not something to boast about
your wife is neet kek
I get paid for 9-5 and am looking for a better job. I think I should have picked a Pepe for this topic instead of gold laughing man.
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
I make 75k as a codemonkey for some big firm. I work about ~5 hours a week, spend the rest listening to podcasts and pretending to work
My work is so desperate for people I've gotten good performance reviews my entire 2 year tenure. It feels like cheating in life
This is probably some pasta, but you realise this type of "ze ultimato cuckoldry" has been around since the dawn of mankind?
Thanks bought 100k
wtf, how do I do this?
>Be me
>Wake up at 5 Am
>Make one trade
>Go back to sleep
By that logic your grandpa was ultimate cuck and you are grandson of the cuck. However it doesn't explain how you became such faggot
Same ish story here. 83k salary and spend at least 50% of my time smoking cigarettes and reading SeekingAlpha.
Pro tip: if you want minimal effort in an IT job, pick a boring legacy sector and apply for IT jobs in that sector. Energy, accounting, insurance, finance, and retail sectors for example. They practically have to beg to get decent, young, American college educated IT workers. You will be overpaid for minimal effort work. You will be surrounded by old people just riding it out until retirement, so even minimal effort makes you look like an overachiever by comparison. Your managers will be technologically challenged so they will believe whatever estimates you give them. Because your coworkers are old, have kids and wives, you'll never be expected to chum around with them after work. Only downside is that you'll have a stricter dress code, somewhat boring work, and be the butt of "hurr durr were you even born yet when X happened!?" humor.
My idiot friends who flew off to California to work in the tech sector have to work grueling 60+ hour work weeks, constantly have to learn the latest meme frameworks and languages, and are surrounded by and compared with absolute superstar young peers...whom they are also expected to hang out with after work. This is not even to mention how tenuous their job security is, because at any time their company could become legacy technology or their startup could go belly up.
>get to this position in life
>suddenly realize the full gravity of your mortality
>you can't take your wife and kids with you after death
>you will be forever alone amongst the void
fuck
kek
basically this, NEET life is best Life.
all this wagecuck shit is a waste of Life, worrying about debt, the job, the wife and the kids.
such a stressfull useless bullshit, I rather NEET and collect welfare.
my life is basically
>sleep whenever the fuck I want
>play lots of vidya, watch movies
>have several onaholes and a fine porn collection
>lots of weed
>crypto gains
I'm already happy with who I am and how I live.
you either have a trust fund or live with your mommy or are some kind of fat shit on welfare
there's literally no other option
Yup it is weird. Are you a developer? Analyst?
you will NEVER get over the personal shame, trust me kek
>tfw rich, good looking neet
I wasnt always a neet you know, sometimes you just get lucky and can retire
my father has a very good running business and he doesn't mind that I don't move out. I have a very good relationship with my parents and they trust me to 100% even with all their money and i'm basically set for life.
>some kind of fat shit
I actually live very healthy, I get everyday 8+ hours of sleep, I work out 4 times a week and I cook every meal myself.
what shame?
everything is good for me.
>retire
this is not the same as NEET heh
>trust fund
ok then
just know that most NEETs are autistic retards, disgusting people, so calling yourself that doesn't do anything beyond win you some good boy points with said autists on the internet
I fucking hate being poor. I fucking hate going to a ghetto tier community college. I fucking hate shitty old parents that just drag me down cus they're useless and their ways of thinking are fucking retarded. I hate it. If I'm not a multimillionaire by age 20 I might do something I'll regret.
I wagecucked before but that shit sucks
NEET > wagecuck
You're a fucking brain dead retard. It boggles my fucking mind that people would actually go out their to defend being a wagecuck. You're fuckin' cancerous and delusional.
That's good user, cultivate this rage, rich people don't have the chance to be motivated by rage. With rage, you can go anywhere
Thank you.
You assessment is spot on. You can't count on anyone, even your parents (todays problems are out of their league). Be smart, use your time wisely and profitably, work and invest, take steps upward, ask for a raise or find it elsewhere. Minmax and don't waste your monthly income on a gas-guzzling car or an expensive phone plan.
Be glad you realized this young, a lot of people don't get serious til they're 30.
Most people are retarded and think coding is hard and requires lots of time, in reality the tasks they have for you can be done in literally few hours tops. Eventually you take advantage of this and pretend you are always busy when really you completed your shit days ago.
Yea, studied compsci in college and I am a developer.
I appreciate and will take what you said into account. I think the fact that you can't even really count on your own parents is the biggest caveat. Life can be a fucking bitch sometimes but hopefully when I make it it'll just feel that much greater.
>and you're grandson of the cuck
you're disposable waste, a shameless speck on your father's legacy. Self worth is from what you produce. You are a weight on your parents and society at large as much as it doesn't look that way. You will never be inherently proud of yourself. No family as well. That's the sole reason for any biological specimen to exist, to procreate and for any sentient individual, to produce. You do neither. You are shame incarnate.
>NEET basement dweller living with mommy who makes my dinner
>khhv
>no social life or interests apart from this Kurdish Underwater Basketweaving Forum and vidya
i love my life desu its very comfy until I go a few days without sleep and the gravity of my loneliness and social underdevelopment due to missing out on the formative social milestones most males go through, hits me with the full force of a mentally ill roid rage manlet.
>be transgender NEET
>hide behind excuses to mask crippling mental illness, depression, and loss of all control over life
>forfeit control entirely and be butthurt
>smoke too much weed to even think about jobs, a real life as a woman, an income source that isn't fake and plastic and pointless
>aggressively write pseudo intellectual nihilist bullshit to entertain retards about how fucked up everything is so they can continue to accomplish nothing just like me
>own 1k in crypto and nothing else.
hey user, idk what compelled me to reply to your comment on this turkish birdgazing forum but hmu
>Kurdish Underwater Basketweaving
reddit.com
Gay
i can just resonate w this user for some reason ok
Yeah you're both gay and poor lol
that could be it. thanks user