Chainlink at fucking Devcon!!!

10dollar by november

LMAO this is the best meme

He's going to push vitalik shit in on the big stage.

price tanking
>great news

Nice fake.
>Sergay

Kek

Anyone else feel an unhealthy emotional attachment to Sergey?

I feel like he is a real friend of mine, that wants me to succeed. I'd take a bullet for him. If Link makes it to $20, he should throw a big party at his house for all the early holders form Veeky Forums where we can just sit around and talk about our feelings and celebrate finally making it.

Officially priced in

So he only has 20 minutes? I'm not expecting a huge moon from this

jesus christ you faggot stop bringing shame to our money god.

these memes are off the hook now!
This shit is going to blow up from the memes alone.

Won't be talking about LINK though it seems so medium-good news.

Why the fuck do I have to learn this from biz and not in their slack?

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfzj2E5gUQrTP73bD8juQQo01Mn_b77HMiQv0041PyuY1CUqw/viewform
GET LINK ON RADAR RELAY EXCHANGE
SAVE US FROM BINANCE

I would unironically suck Sergey's dick.

Yeah I do, I can't keep watching videos of him speaking. I am this close to printing his face out and putting it on my wall. Sergey occupies half of my daily thoughts and I am starting to worry for my own sanity.

back off me and Sergey are BBF's forever and ever. We have a bond that is stronger then any force in the universe. Even though I have never met him I feel like I know his soul.
you think you have an attachment? Do you pray to Sergey every night before bed? do you have framed Sergey pics all over your one bed basement apartment? no, then you dont know what real atttachment is!

Main Hall? That was a typo.

Sergey will be presenting from the Main Stall.

FUCKING PRICED IN. FUCKING SHILL THIS COIN IS DEAD!

ethereumfoundation.org/devcon3/sessions/secure-decentralized-oracles-applying-intel-sgx-and-towncrier-to-external-data-payments-and-off-chain-computation/
>decentralized oracle network

Chain link has the best memes. So comfy. Haha then you've got dions and their rape memes.

>tfw you know, as always, it's priced in

>keep getting JUSTed by Chainlink
>want to buy more

Is this what battered wife syndrome is like?

Holy shit, I wish I could give you Reddit Gold.
That was a fuck'n tummy tickler is I've ever heard one.

LMAO.

HOLY FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY REAL

BIG IF TRUE, AND IT IS TRUE

Biz is better comms for LINK than there actual channels lmao

I asked why I have to learn things from Veeky Forums instead of the Slack in the Slack and no response at all

...

requesting a shop of this pick with the gamecube replaced with a chain link plushie, raye sucks replaces with ripple sucks, and the miyamoto picture replaced with sergey

Think we'll get any announcements at devcon? hope so

>lavatory hall
hahahaha sergey the toilet king

It doesn't even mention Chainlink once.

JUST

Maybe that's why they're so quiet. Sergey knows we'll just do all the marketing for him

how many times do we have to explain it to u retards... company is called smart oracles

>literally everyone is going to be presenting their shitcoin there
>only given 20 minutes
Well, hopefully it moons enough for me to offload my -46% bags. Jesus fucking Christ.

>smart oracles

well it hasn't been working
if Sergey really thinks that he over estimates the power of Veeky Forums

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What do you think they mean by "decentralized oracle network"? Jesus Christ.

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BUTTTTT HOW WILL PEOPLE KNOW TO BUY CHAINLINK THEN REEEEE

Please Veeky Forums let me unload my bags

They're so heavy

>data is the missing LINK
cheeky fuckers, this is gonna be huge

>hey guys, sorry we haven’t been good at communicating. We’ve been busy preparing for the demo at devcon3.
IT
NEVER
FUCKING
ENDS

Kek'ed

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The chart looks delicious

I love how all the linkies are coming out of the woodworks now that post SIBOS depression has hit and the board is slow as fuck now.

LINK MARINES ASSEMBLE

Great news!!!!

HYPE!

Are any other cryptos doing similar presentations?

who cares?

>free streaming of Main Hall presentations to those who are not able to join us in person.
Nice, so we'll actually get to fucking see this one.

Literally all of them, sadly.

I don't believe you.

...

Yay! I want to see Sergey killing a bear

This meme

Check the site. They all get 20 minutes.

Hey Sergey want to get drunk and we can both fuck my cousin? Wait. . .

Include me in the screencap.

Had I known you can only stake your coins against one source of data and not just get a share of fees for all the data feeds I never would have bought this shit

>all
fuck off

>I need more toilets

Live stream will definitely drive up hype. Will watch

Kek

We will reign.

priced in sorry user.

THE MESSIAH OF YOUR MOTHER

So it's chain link, iexec, swarm city, 0x, literally all of the ethereum devs I think, and a bunch of smart contract nerds. Not a bad group for link to be included in but I don't think this matters that much tbqh.

What I find interesting, though, is that Sergey presentation information reads like he's giving everyone a how to use chain link, and not a why to use chain link. He knows they already need it. That's kind of badass

They literally said they dont believe in hype. They actually think their product is TOO good for hype kek

kek keep those memes coming, especially the toilets

Finally, somebody is going to get back our LINKs!

Of course this nigger won't answer anything.
We found out a "part" of the news before he even tried to announce it, and when asked is there more to it because he said it's one part of the news, he doesn't answer.

FUCK
YOU
RORY
YOU
FAT
SACK
OF
SHIT

lmao

So do we know a rough timeframe for when SGX is gonna be commercially available?

>you're a part of me

Ahahahahaha

...

xD why do i want buy more? maybe i like to get fcked wtf

Nice quads faggot

>this nigga doesn't even have a Sergey body pillow

rory must be shitting himself laughing every time he gives some cryptic non-answer lol
I wonder if they even pay him as a community manager or if he just does it for the lulz now

same here, been avreaging down for a while now

>You're a part of me
hehueh

so in other words it really is already priced in

literally everything is priced in
11k banks adopting it is priced in and it's stil stuck in the 20-30 cent range
this is literally the shittiest coin of them all

I swear this nigger is high as a kite or something.
How the fuck do you continue to give these shitty half-assed answers for weeks, like what the fuck.
What's the point of having him there, dude could just long on to Slack and go on with his life and it would be the same without him.

So in other words, underwhelming as always.

I already see it, fork is in 2 weeks. No news so price will remain the same and slowly bleeding towards the fork to 3k only to return to the same 4.5k post fork.
This fucking coin won't move until 2018, piece of shit team.

still could get listed on another exchange though so we got that going for us.

>Sergey went to school for philosophy

Holy shit has he even coded a day in his life?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ALL MY LINK!!!!!!

i believe he will

this sounds like something rory would say

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