Things normies say to you

>tfw 8-9/10 black gf
>tfw I'm a pale tubby computer science boy
>tfw you guys are Veeky Forums and look 10x better than I do
>tfw you guys don't have gfs

Life isn't fair sometimes pals.

>tfw 8-9/10 black gf

pic not related, right?

>8-9/10
are you sure?

honestly more like 7/10
but good job race traitor

chances are you have better face than me.

Nigga, that isn't black that's the remnants of carbon left by vaporized bodies in Hiroshima.

>8-9/10
>black

They just say this as a tongue-in-cheek joke

They all know that meatheads are lonely bastards

Pic not related I hope?

>8/10

more like 1/10 if pic related

And if they were autistic like me they wouldnt even leave the house

Pretty much the same thing

If only they knew how wrong they were.

>8-9/10
>Looks like Harriet Tubman

you haven't unlocked that character yet

>8-9/10

post a picture of her then

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>hahaha normies are bad am i rite guise
>hahaha

Kill yourself my man

Also save and report these threads.

they often ask how often i go the gym, always tell them i don't and that all i do is run (i don't) and some pushups occasionally. it's fun to see them get kind of upset/wrongen

prob only works when your ottermode though

top kek

t. namby-pamby cookie cutter normie

Can someone provide me with a chart of what I should expect to unlock upon reaching certain levels?

When Pokemon go was big among the Normans I just told them I walked a lot. Even said I did it so much that I could just eat what I wanted.

>tfw find myself good looking, am narcissistic
>can't believe that girls would find me attractive
I am more comfortable with the idea that I am an ugly fuck and therefore not caring about my looks at all because of that, than thinking that I am attractive enough but not outstanding

it's the most retarded shit but I don't think I'll get over it. I'll live with the mentality of an ugly fuck - which is ultimately unattractive and therefore self-sabotaging.

fucking hell

>tfw 8-9/10 black gf

bruh that pic is a 5/10

shes not ugly but she isn't anything to gawk at.

You're lucky, i only lucked out with face ( im 23 but i look 18 but muscular ). Negative is that younger chicks seem into me more than older hotter ones =\

But yes now to get shitty $2000 tattoos on my body to compensate

>Why are you always eating?
That's about it. People usually don't talk to me.

>you're jacked
>you're ripped

I'm a fucking skelly 5'10 145

She is hideous

are you me?

>[cutting]
>user, have a slice. You can afford to live once in a while.
>[designated cheat night comes around]
>user, how the hell do you eat so much and look like that?
>[next day, back on cut]
>user, have a slice. You can afford to live once in a while.

Normans...

>user lets arm wrestle
>user lift this for me
>user who would win in a fight
>user i get more girls than you

>tfw normans are fooled into thinking you're big by your facial aesthetics and frame

Fine with me

here's a 10/10

anyone else ever think they look attractive in the mirror but then see themselves on camera and die a little inside?

this happens too often to be humorous

This feel....

well you get used to your mirror image, so your brain corrects for any asymmetry, especially in the face

Whenever you see yourself on video, you're no longer flipped like in a mirror, so all your asymmetry, including in your face, is thrust upon you, and your brain doesn't correct for it because it's not used to seeing it.

Yes but that's more because I am a social retard and it shows on camera

Holy shit yea.

Fuck.

Brehs...

>surely you don't need that many scoops
>8 hours is way too long
>aren't you full already?
>what does LOVE IT KILL IT mean?

YES! Please listen to this man. I fucking hate these people's over-inflated ego.

I'm at a point now that I don't even think about it. Just ask them to come and show me how they do it.

i love how there is essentially a different ratings scale for nigger women. if black women had white skin with these features they would be in physical retards in terms of looks

"Dude, you look HUGE/RIPPED!"
>tfw 5'11" 180 16%
Girl: "Omg you could probably lift me with one hand"
>tfw stuck at lmao1pl8 OHP
Coworker: "Wow, you're doing the gallon of water challenge now?"
>tfw been lugging around my gallon jug for almost a year now like a fucking albatross around my neck

-- "when I eat XYZ fruit I lose weight very rapidly"
-- "ehh so why havent you keep doing that?"

kek nice bait, look al those hooked already

>You're a big guy!

>8-9/10

Sometimes I think I'm attractive in my head and then look in a camera and hate myself.
>tfw no matter how hard I work out I will always be a butter face

That's retarded; if what you're saying was true, then flipping the photo horizontally would make you look attractive again.

>dude I'm way stronger than you because I have functional strength
>dude you can't have your knees go past your toes when you squat
>dude macros aren't a thing, vegetarians can't get big
>dude cardio makes you small, why do you think runners don't have gigantic legs?
>dude carbs are bad for you

lmao

>I don't wanna get bulky like a bodybuilder

>I'm trying this new diet where you don't eat [certain food]

>I'm not flexible to do yoga
Or
>I'm not strong enough to go to the gym

> im doing an all out day today man, gonna get huge. just keep pumping it man 3 sets of 15

My friend challenged me like this, he thought he was Veeky Forums as fuck strongfag, went to the gym with him and out lifted him on everything.

Just cause you fags are cut doesn't mean you strong.
Kek weakfags, I got bear muscles under this layer of chub chub.

delet this

>y-you too

>user you look fine, no need to lose anymore weight

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You also have diabetes.

They don't want you ascending beyond them.

>you're eating cauliflower again ?
>she pulls a crappy TV dinner out of the microwave

5/10 at best

they tell me i look like a clothing closet. i react with i dont want to look like a clothing closet because it looks ugly, i want to look like a statue instead

Juicy traps

YEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAADS

IT ABSORBS LIGHT LADS

Run and save yourselves

Thats why 3d head is turned into 2d on picture so it shows asymetrical features.

I have little asymetry on my right side and it shows on camera but irl you really have to stare down in close for some time to spot it.

>wanting a chimpanzee as a gf

>having a chimpanzee as a gf

She's not black though, she's mixed. No pure blooded African will naturally have that light of skin or those features. All dark skinned blacks are ugly as sin. That's when you realize that the only attractive "blacks" are ones with non-black ancestry (usually white) in their DNA. Blacks truly are a garbage race.

I live in the epicenter of Normans
>3 sets of 10
>Protein powder doesn't build muscle.
>Hurr durr the best lift is X
>Arm wrestle.
>I bet I can pick you up (literally full grown men trying to pick each other up in public.)
>Strength,power, agility, speed, willpower etc doesn't matter in a REAL fight.

who hurt you as a child? you have real issues

>If I looked like you I'd be banging 3 chicks a day

Thing is they're probably right. If you're Veeky Forums women DO WANT TO FUCK YOU, you just gotta make it happen.

Bust.
A.
Move.

>why do you always leave me behind?!?

Only women and faggots care about this stuff.

You are what you are just fucking own it ffs.

>3 sets of 10

Do people really do this, or am I just a fucking weirdo?

If I'm strength training I still do 4 sets of 20 but I'm trying to max my weight out on every set. Hell when I'm endurance lifting I try to do 6 sets of 30 at least.

Hes right though. Non mixed blacks are ugly. Even mixed blacks are ugly unless they hit the genetic lottery.

I look DYEL even with a single T-shirt on, but when I change in the locker room with my coworkers

> Damn user. Looking good

so? you've been spending too much time on lookism and pol. you've got to be a real fucking deadbeat to be obsessed with other people all day. i don't like black women but that doesn't mean i'll fucking beat myself off to how black women are inferior and the worst. it takes a lot of cognitive vacancy or cognitive dissonance for this to matter that much to you.

>getting this upset that a guy on the internet doesnt like black chicks
>continuing to get upset that another guy agrees with him
Wew lad

>If I'm strength training I still do 4 sets of 20 but I'm trying to max my weight out on every set

YES!! Soul crusher man..
Pic related is mirror, gonna post normal photo next

Anyone know why this is? Do mirrors or photos resemble real life?

Aand photo.. normies designed the mirror to keep uglies from uprising

D-did you distort the photo or is this what you look like?

Related, does anyone else look better when they are looking into a double mirror rather than a regular mirror. Hard to explain what I'm talking about so I made this picture.

its sage and report your normie fuck.

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kek

Y-yeah haha. I sure did... ;(

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Side definitely looks better, probably the height and angle of the front shots that making it look weird

But it's too big of a difference for something like angles and height to be a factor. Something else has to be going on