Guys help...

Guys help. A girl I've been snapchat ting wants me to destroy her and she thinks I'm going to come over and fuck the shit out of her but I'm a virgin. What workout can distress me?

Suspending yourself by the balls while doing dumbell Flys can be very distressing

post pics of girl.

If you want distressing I suggest some 5x5 suicide -contemplations and throw in some sets of listening to nickelback

Just go there and get yer dick wet. Instinct will take over, trust me.

What do you hope to accomplish by avoiding your awkward first time?

it's too late, she'll know. You're gonna wonder how to put on the condom, then you're gonna adjust to see if it's in, then you're gonna do it awkwardly. She'll know.

I would just say I hurt my wrist lifting so I need you to ride my cock

i tried pretending for the first time too but i fucked up by trying to put it in a wrong hole. nobody told me women have 3 holes down there

how have you not watched enough porn in your life up to this point to have the routine memorized

I over did it my first time and tried to hit it in missionary, on a chair, and on the wall

I would recommend going straight to hers from a heavy workout at the gym. The workout and shower will leave you feeling fresh, confident and invigorated. Other than that, it's on you. As somebody else said, instinct will take over so don't worry.
Don't be afraid to look and use a hand when trying to get your dick in her - it's better than pushing it against her gooch for 30 seconds and failing. Don't try any silly positions BUT, if you can naturally get her in a position where she will end up on top, riding you, you'll seem less virgin-y.
Also, don't cry when you bust a nut after 10 seconds. It's a dead giveaway.
Don't forget to leave her a few quid within 10-15 minutes of cumming.

Ok, you can do it bro
All you got to do is get her to get on top and then pretend to do barbell hipthrusts

Yea, if you come fast, which will probably happen, just shrug, and start fingering her / eating her out (DONT BE A BITCH ABOUT THE TASTE) untill you'll get hard again.

Is this some sort of a meme or do women have three holes?

a-asking for a friend

It's actually not a meme. There's the butthole, the actual vagina hole you want to be in, and then some other weird ass super tiny hole also in the vagina where their pee comes out. Although, you have to be some kind of an astronomic moron to somehow accidentally put it in her pee hole.

The issue is that the actual vagina hole is way lower down than you'd think, so some guys end up over correcting when they're trying to find it, and end up ramming the head of their dick a little too low, against the pee hole. Vagina holes are low enough and oriented so that when you fuck, your dick doesn't go into her perpendicularly, it goes up into her, like kinda towards her head, parallel to her body. This is why you have to use your hips during sex and don't do pushups on top of her to make your dick go in and out, because your movements have to go back and forth instead of up and down, since your dick is parallel to her body and yours. All of this explanation is for typical missionary position obviously, things are a little different for other positions.

Are you me?
Found this cute 16 year old virgin over tinder. Blowing him tomorrow at his place
>tfw 21/F

Its completly legal here. Abit too young but god he is adorable. Cant say no to virgins

>use your hips
how the fuck do I do that? I'm as stiff as a board, any help or advice/tips?

nigga don't be that nervous, millenia of evolution got you covered. When I first went in it was like my ancestors guided me. You have what it takes inside you, you always did.

Start out by fucking her in spoon position, you literally can't fuck that up as long as you get it in the right hole

Literally this

had sex for first time recently, she knew i was a virgin so offered to ride my cock which was a lot easier. so ask that i guess

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>What workout can distress me?
Kek don't lie you just wanted to blog to Veeky Forums