>Visiting mother for first time in 6 months >She says I look skinny and pale >Tells me to weigh myself >I do >7.4 stone >I am 6'0 >Now she is panicking >Has told me if I do not gain at least 1 stone this week she will call a doctor to take me away >Just made me sit on the chair whilst she spoonfed me warm coconut milk >Called my dad who I live with >Has been on the phone for 30 minutes yelling at him for starving me, is threatening to call child services even though I am 23 >keeps blaming my dad because he cheated on her and this apparently made me depressed >keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs' >tfw I feel awful as I am the one who doesn't eat
how does this happen? Surely others among you share a similar weight?
Nolan Perry
Why do people put so much effort into obviously fake stories?
Aiden Gray
DADDIES
Bentley Jones
>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
slain
nice quads btw
Tyler Perry
" 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'" " 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'" " 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'"
........
Connor Mitchell
...
Elijah White
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
Liam Richardson
>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs' Topkek m8
Nice 5's
Lucas Gomez
>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
Cameron Thomas
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
William Murphy
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
Jonathan Ortiz
my sides
Charles King
Tell your mom you're not a child anymore
Justin Gray
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
Daniel Green
>forcing a meme
Sure is samefag in here
Nicholas Myers
>daddie's little fibs reduced my son to ribs my sides have exploded. also nice digits.
Luke James
check the number of posters faggot
Charles Hughes
Please put me in the screencap
Luis Sanders
I would have, but you forgot an epic reaction image
Luis Lopez
>Daddies little fibs reduces my son to ribs Holy fuck please don't be real
Logan Turner
FIBS TO RIBS I B S
T O
R I B S
Isaiah Jenkins
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs This is the new cousin posting I hope
Robert White
Put me in the screencap
Jack Gray
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
nice one OP
Daniel Butler
F I B S R I B S
Nolan Gomez
>stone Is there no one else?
John Hall
no im right here with you pal, how many pounds is that?
James Brown
14 I think. Brits are weird.
Logan Edwards
It's 104 pounds
Isaiah Rogers
>Brits are weird. >measures weight in UK currency
Leo Gray
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
Justin Russell
The name of the UK currency is based off of a 'pound' of silver, dipshit.
Jackson Foster
Way to miss the point, friendo. You are using the same fucking system as UK while calling them weird. Imperial system cucks.
Christian Garcia
Yet we don't use stone. A literal fucking stone. Get the fuck out of here with that kikery.
Jonathan Barnes
>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
Jordan Bell
Not gonna say that using stones isnt even more retarded, but you imperialcucks have no right to ridicule.
Brody Richardson
>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
Amazing
Owen Roberts
Us system has merits. It's most retarded features come from forcing base 10 onto a base 12 system. Mile comes from Mili. It's 1000 Roman paces, and doesn't originate from feet. The problem with meters and Celsius is that it makes such big jumps that everything winds up as partial numbers. To be a comfortable temperature, I'd like to turn it down half a degree please. Can I have a 1/3 meter sandwich? Also we write date conversationally. I don't say its the 25th of February, I say it's February 25th and write it in the same format.
Jackson Howard
>britbong >"dude the metric system rules" >measure things by guessing a number of rocks jesus
Easton Campbell
epick rhyme bro simply epick
This thread is so autistic I cant believe its not samefag
Adrian Brown
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, fibs to ribs.
Christopher Barnes
>"can i have a 1/3 meter sandwich" >ignores decimeters, centimeters, milimeters, etc. It's the default scientific system for a reason
Hunter Sullivan
You people really should be able to handle fractions already. >I'd like to turn it down half a degree please You have shitty thermostat if it cant do that >I say it's February 25th and write it in the same format. Remind me again which day you celebrate in July.
Now lets get real. The system is shit because its a mess. But thats alright. Whats fucking retarded that only few places keep using it while the rest of the world moved to one standardized system.
Ayden Ward
>stones
Colton Cox
>Implying a 300 centimeter sandwich is any better >Whats fucking retarded that only few places keep using it while the rest of the world moved to one standardized system. The rest of the world adopted metric too early. They got excited about base 10 but the standards weren't quite there. A meter was about a meter. Feet had been around long enough that a foot was exactly a foot. The US valued the precision of the old system and stayed. Now they're all precise but the US is already invested in this system and doesn't have any compelling reason to change.
Jordan Powell
>and doesn't have any compelling reason to change. They have exactly the same reasons everybody had who has done the switch. The problem is the amount of people who wouldnt be able to make the change and even bigger problem is the amount of people whou dont want to.
Sonner or later you fags gotta do it though.
Christian Richardson
>Le precise imperial unit maymay Yes yes the inch being the smallest standard unit is a great idea.
What is the device that is used to measure small things? A micrometer. >just wait I need to check the tolerances, I'll just grab my new microyardstick
Gabriel Garcia
3m sandwiches I thought it wasn't simply a case of oversized portions which caused endemic obesity in the United States... >greentext
Eli Cook
I don't understand. What is "fibs"?
Owen Brooks
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
Justin Perez
a "fib" is a small lie.
Henry Nguyen
fibs --> ribs
Q.E.D
Jaxson Garcia
>tfw no poet mama
Caleb Hernandez
300cm is 10 feet you mongoloid
Cooper Williams
>daddy's little fibs reduced my son to ribs
Colton Martinez
>yes I'd like a five dollar 30.48centimeterlong on Italian bread please
Hunter Stewart
SCREENCAP PLS
Charles Edwards
yo, my mama ain't a poet an evrybody know it i try ta fill the role to get outta this hole she's brought my family shame so i gotta restore ma name
Oliver Foster
>daddy's little fibs reduced my son to ribs My sides have been torn asunder What a faggot you are, original poster
Jace Harris
ODH?
Kayden Nelson
>6 foot tall >claims to be 103 pounds LOL this is bullshit, you'd be in the hospital being treated for anorexia >wasting QUADS on this bullshit You deserve to be flogged.
Lincoln Kelly
Jesus fucking christ, the amount of samefagging from the OP. Your stupid little fibs to ribs bullshit isn't funny, take your autism back to /b/
Brody Robinson
tripfagging isn't cool
Jeremiah Hall
...
Isaac Rivera
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
pottery of the highest order
Landon Lee
So daddies little, small lies? The fuck?
Europoors man...
Josiah Sanchez
Faggot
Cameron Baker
>toasting in an ebic bread
Brayden Hall
What's a little fib?
Luis Jones
hi r/Veeky Forums
Isaiah King
>Fat sausage fingers
Checks out
Joshua Moore
>"daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs"
Op's post was ace, my sides are now in space.
Angel Reyes
>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
Camden Sullivan
Put me in screencap
Christopher Wood
It's not even funny. So fucking forced.
Wyatt Foster
>Daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
My sides have been REDUCED E D U C E D
Kevin Walker
>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
outstanding
Zachary Hughes
This forced meme is bad and you should feel bad.
Caleb Bailey
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
Jace Carter
>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
Lost.
Adrian Sullivan
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
HOLY KEK
>also checked
Angel Johnson
...
Colton Campbell
That jewish thingy should have seven candles. God damn it, murica is dense as fuck
Oliver Perez
>daddies little fibs I've laughed harder at this thread than I have in weeks.
Ian Hall
Where do you think you are? This place sucks a lot of the times.
Same place that shills Monster energy drinks.
Matthew Ross
>103 pounds at 6'0 s t i c c
Daniel Foster
F I B S T O R I B S
Ayden King
;)
Michael Bennett
...
Nathaniel Morris
The fuck is wrong with you people? This isn't funny, nor is it interesting. You should all be ashamed.
Evan Harris
stop fibbing
Liam Williams
...
Jacob Evans
> 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
Asher Miller
Ironically enough nasa uses the metric system almost exclusively
James Lewis
son + fibs = ribs
Robert Bailey
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
I love you OP
Jackson Mitchell
A fib is a petty lie
Brayden Moore
Obviously forced but still made me chuckle, 7/10 OP
Christian Hall
>fibs I don't understand. What does it mean?
Anthony Ward
Oh didn't read this before asking. >tfw you learn a new word