Visiting mother for first time in 6 months

>Visiting mother for first time in 6 months
>She says I look skinny and pale
>Tells me to weigh myself
>I do
>7.4 stone
>I am 6'0
>Now she is panicking
>Has told me if I do not gain at least 1 stone this week she will call a doctor to take me away
>Just made me sit on the chair whilst she spoonfed me warm coconut milk
>Called my dad who I live with
>Has been on the phone for 30 minutes yelling at him for starving me, is threatening to call child services even though I am 23
>keeps blaming my dad because he cheated on her and this apparently made me depressed
>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
>tfw I feel awful as I am the one who doesn't eat

how does this happen?
Surely others among you share a similar weight?

Why do people put so much effort into obviously fake stories?

DADDIES

>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'

slain

nice quads btw

" 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'"
" 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'"
" 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'"

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>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
Topkek m8

Nice 5's

>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'

>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

my sides

Tell your mom you're not a child anymore

>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

>forcing a meme

Sure is samefag in here

>daddie's little fibs reduced my son to ribs
my sides have exploded. also nice digits.

check the number of posters faggot

Please put me in the screencap

I would have, but you forgot an epic reaction image

>Daddies little fibs reduces my son to ribs
Holy fuck please don't be real

FIBS TO RIBS
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>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
This is the new cousin posting I hope

Put me in the screencap

>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

nice one OP

F I B S
R I B S

>stone
Is there no one else?

no im right here with you pal, how many pounds is that?

14 I think. Brits are weird.

It's 104 pounds

>Brits are weird.
>measures weight in UK currency

>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

The name of the UK currency is based off of a 'pound' of silver, dipshit.

Way to miss the point, friendo. You are using the same fucking system as UK while calling them weird. Imperial system cucks.

Yet we don't use stone.
A literal fucking stone.
Get the fuck out of here with that kikery.

>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'

Not gonna say that using stones isnt even more retarded, but you imperialcucks have no right to ridicule.

>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'

Amazing

Us system has merits. It's most retarded features come from forcing base 10 onto a base 12 system. Mile comes from Mili. It's 1000 Roman paces, and doesn't originate from feet. The problem with meters and Celsius is that it makes such big jumps that everything winds up as partial numbers. To be a comfortable temperature, I'd like to turn it down half a degree please. Can I have a 1/3 meter sandwich? Also we write date conversationally. I don't say its the 25th of February, I say it's February 25th and write it in the same format.

>britbong
>"dude the metric system rules"
>measure things by guessing a number of rocks
jesus

epick rhyme bro simply epick

This thread is so autistic I cant believe its not samefag

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, fibs to ribs.

>"can i have a 1/3 meter sandwich"
>ignores decimeters, centimeters, milimeters, etc.
It's the default scientific system for a reason

You people really should be able to handle fractions already.
>I'd like to turn it down half a degree please
You have shitty thermostat if it cant do that
>I say it's February 25th and write it in the same format.
Remind me again which day you celebrate in July.

Now lets get real. The system is shit because its a mess. But thats alright. Whats fucking retarded that only few places keep using it while the rest of the world moved to one standardized system.

>stones

>Implying a 300 centimeter sandwich is any better
>Whats fucking retarded that only few places keep using it while the rest of the world moved to one standardized system.
The rest of the world adopted metric too early. They got excited about base 10 but the standards weren't quite there. A meter was about a meter. Feet had been around long enough that a foot was exactly a foot. The US valued the precision of the old system and stayed. Now they're all precise but the US is already invested in this system and doesn't have any compelling reason to change.

>and doesn't have any compelling reason to change.
They have exactly the same reasons everybody had who has done the switch. The problem is the amount of people who wouldnt be able to make the change and even bigger problem is the amount of people whou dont want to.

Sonner or later you fags gotta do it though.

>Le precise imperial unit maymay
Yes yes the inch being the smallest standard unit is a great idea.

What is the device that is used to measure small things? A micrometer.
>just wait I need to check the tolerances, I'll just grab my new microyardstick

3m sandwiches
I thought it wasn't simply a case of oversized portions which caused endemic obesity in the United States...
>greentext

I don't understand. What is "fibs"?

>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

a "fib" is a small lie.

fibs --> ribs

Q.E.D

>tfw no poet mama

300cm is 10 feet you mongoloid

>daddy's little fibs reduced my son to ribs

>yes I'd like a five dollar 30.48centimeterlong on Italian bread please

SCREENCAP PLS

yo, my mama ain't a poet
an evrybody know it
i try ta fill the role
to get outta this hole
she's brought my family shame
so i gotta restore ma name

>daddy's little fibs reduced my son to ribs
My sides have been torn asunder
What a faggot you are, original poster

ODH?

>6 foot tall
>claims to be 103 pounds
LOL this is bullshit, you'd be in the hospital being treated for anorexia
>wasting QUADS on this bullshit
You deserve to be flogged.

Jesus fucking christ, the amount of samefagging from the OP. Your stupid little fibs to ribs bullshit isn't funny, take your autism back to /b/

tripfagging isn't cool

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>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

pottery of the highest order

So daddies little, small lies? The fuck?

Europoors man...

Faggot

>toasting in an ebic bread

What's a little fib?

hi r/Veeky Forums

>Fat sausage fingers

Checks out

>"daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs"

Op's post was ace, my sides are now in space.

>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'

Put me in screencap

It's not even funny. So fucking forced.

>Daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs


My sides have been
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>'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'

outstanding

This forced meme is bad and you should feel bad.

>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'

Lost.

>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

HOLY KEK

>also checked

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That jewish thingy should have seven candles. God damn it, murica is dense as fuck

>daddies little fibs
I've laughed harder at this thread than I have in weeks.

Where do you think you are? This place sucks a lot of the times.

Same place that shills Monster energy drinks.

>103 pounds at 6'0
s t i c c

F I B S T O R I B S

;)

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The fuck is wrong with you people? This isn't funny, nor is it interesting. You should all be ashamed.

stop fibbing

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> 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'

Ironically enough nasa uses the metric system almost exclusively

son + fibs = ribs

>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

I love you OP

A fib is a petty lie

Obviously forced but still made me chuckle, 7/10 OP

>fibs
I don't understand. What does it mean?

Oh didn't read this before asking.
>tfw you learn a new word