GIRLS LITERALLY THROWING THEMSELVES ON TO ME

>>doesn't want to get accused of sexual assualt, so kind of back off and start using my left pelvic bone instead

To be honest this is wise, assuming this isn't a troll, stay the fuck away from frats. Have girls come over to your room to study and fuck them there. Frat parties are for fucking retards.

Don't go frat party all the girls there are sluts. For fucks sake I went to the toilet and as I walked out a girl got on her knees and started to pull down my fucking khaki shorts, like bitch what you think you fucking doing.

Also fucking completely ruined my crocs because of all the manlets bouncing around and girls being retarded.

FUCK THAT SHIT

I have a similar problem OP, except this happens to me at nightclubs (no frats in the UK).

>be on the dancefloor
>girl looks at me and smiles
>smile back
>didn't realise she was with a group of friends
>they all come over and start dancing around me
>girl is standing very close in front of me
>keeps turning around and smiling
>all her friends keep giggling and checking me out
>not sure if I'm supposed to touch her or anything
>too inexperienced with clubbing to know if I'm supposed to say anything
>eventually pull my phone out and start browsing Veeky Forums
>girls laugh and walk away
>girl that kept smiling at me gives me a confused look and walks off

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HOW DOES EVERYONE ELSE KNOW WHAT TO DO

grab her by the pussy

t-thanks Donald, but I don't want to get arrested

It wasn't even ironic. You have to make first move. Start by feeling her up and then go straight for the anus my friend.

I'll keep that in mind, am I supposed to say anything before or just go in and put my hands on her?

You're both retards.

Strike up a conversation, it's not hard. Especially in the situation that OP was in. Just say anything, what you say doesn't matter providing you do it in a confident, happy, unthreatening tone of voice.

After you start talking for a bit say something to the girl like 'Lets go get a drink' or 'I need some air, come outside with me' and then you're away from the dancefloor, your work accomplished.

ask her if she's on vacation or if she lives in the city, you said UK so i'm guessing london

Damn, UK chicks must be real sluts, here in Germany they are all conservative as fuck.

"You know, I could give you the old lickeroo"

Please don't do this

Nigga just dance ironically. Even if you can't make serious dance moves they will still think you've got a sence of humour

I tried that, but she was waiting for me to make a move, and I don't know how to. I'm only 18, so I've only recently started clubbing.

I live in rural England, literally fuck all here, there's one club in my local town that everyone from the surrounding area goes to.

so she's not in L O N D O N

When you want to make a move just make her grab your hands and just dance together. Or when there's an emotional, slow song put your hands on her waist and she'll put her hands on your shoulders and you just slowly step from left to right. Just look her straight in the eyes and she'll fall in love for sure.

>itt: user happens to stumble on a once in a lifetime situation where some drunk sluts arent repulsed by him and he spergs out

AM I CHAD YET Veeky Forums??

No but seriously, I need advice on the matter at hand too please.

Thanks mate, I'll keep that in mind.

My final advice; look at how succesful dudes dance.
And remember that when you're dancing semi-okay you're doing better than 80% of the dudes in the club already. I often cringe on how terrible some guys are at dancing.

>be inna party
>this average girl start talking to me for some reason
>feel really uneasy because retardation
>try to break off interaction
>she keeps following me and talking to me
>try to up my game and start gradually making more offensive jokes to make her lose interest
>it only makes her more interested
>mfw several days later hear from a friend that she kept asking around for my number and that she was really into me
>this keeps happening

Who /fit&sociallyretarded/ here?

Why the fuck do you avoid her

Cause she's average and he's a big boy who's ate his tendies and wants a big girl now.

Hmmm

I'm in a similar situation

>always get attention at the club
>total loser in real life, though
Pretty sure my personality is exhausting and terrible

What do you expect in a predominantly muslim country?

>UK
>no muslim

>danced with a girl for the first time in my life yesterday
[spoiler]>I'm 22[/spoiler]

A late start is better than no start, h-haha right br-brehs

How did it feel?

If you would be a nigger or a shitskin they would literally suck you off in public, so that noone will think they are racist.

Well considering that A, I was both pretty drunk and had some acid in me, and B, she had ditched her boyfriend to hang around me, I felt like king shit of fuck mountain...

She's a sloot so I mean it wasn't that huge of an accomplishment, but everyone's gotta start somewhere right?

...

>ruined my crocs

>I'm a fairly tall guy
>(6'1'')

How tall are you?

6'2" you fucking manlet learn you rplace.

Fuck this shit.

>be me
>be 18
>go clubbing every single weekend
>talking to girls gets really easy
>make out with several girls per night
>realize that everything you experienced was worthless because every single girl you talk with has the same, hollow personality and is just like every other slut
>can't enjoy dancing and making out with girls anymore
>not a single girl in a club with the slightest character depth
>will never be able to love a girl I met in the club

[spoiler]At least I managed to lose my virginity. Back to fapping now.[/spoiler]

>khaki shorts
>crocs
>at a frat party
where do you find the confidence to pull this kind of shit off?

>6'2"

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN LMAO

I fucking hate modern women, disgusting whores

I'm 6'5, ignore the posing manlet

lmao fucking midget. I'm 6'6 master race

when will you fucks learn?

>Can Veeky Forums help me get /party fit/? How do I get better at dancing? What are some good dance moves to know? Good exercises for dancing?

I can actually help you with this. I'm European though, so what I do might be considered gay at US frat parties.

What you want OP, is
>hip mobility
>the ability to move limbs independent of each other
>the ability to not give a fuck

I say Judo is the best Veeky Forums related exercise for this, because you're gonna get close to people, including grills, and have them in your comfort zone involuntary. You're gonna throw them with your hip, and when you fight, you have to move your limbs in asymmetrical ways. If you want things to go faster, just go out and dance and bang your head against the wall of failure until you break through.

Now, for some actual dancing.

I learned by watching Michael Jackson videos when I was 14 and imitating him. There are great clips on youtube from live performances where MJ does stuff that is great but actually not that difficult to pull off. The most important things you can learn here are cardio and legwork. People nowadays dance with their hands. If you dance with your feet and hips, with your already described success at attracting grills without effort, you're gonna cause orgasms as you fucking enter the room.

Essentially all live performances of Smooth Criminal can help you with footwork. Both the easier quick steps and the floating movements are great to build on. Billie Jean teaches you rhythm, it is an easy song to follow, and MJ used to have a freestyle session with only the drums when he was doing it live.

Once you learn this, don't use it. Don't go full Michael on a party unless a bro tells a couple of grills that you can do it and asks you to show them. You will look autistic if you don't know the time and place to hide your power level - this is one of the core lessons of adapting from Veeky Forums to real life.

So to sum up:

>hips
>feet
>motor function
>cardio
>courage
>ego

...

6'6 all neck rofl

all right so first off don't overdo with the dancing - if it looks like you put in an effort it doesn't look cool and sometimes girls stay away from you because don't want to look badly next to you dancewise

and what I do to engage is just placing one hand at her waist
you just keep dancing as you did before but with one hand at her waist - usually she will either back off or move a bit closer, so you know if she is interested or not and dont waste time

That's not true, every night out I've been they try and get away from dark-skinned guys to dance with the white lads

>be scandiavian
>be 6'2
>literally average
>considering moving to the US to play in the lower leagues (no pun intended) with all the manlets

thoughts?

thats simply not true. bavaria, berlin, friesland. it does not matter, club sluts are clubs sluts.

You were supposed to give her the old lickaroo

I was thinking of doing this with my British accent

Apparently American girls love it

im king of manlets and get laid in a scandinavian capital just fine. if you are having problems, its not because of your height.
however, girls here have waaaay higher standards than in the rest of Europe, and Ive been to most European countries

fucking legend

Zante Island parties > Frat parties
ill share some if you guys want

aren't your women coalburners though?

Sweden more than the rest. Top tier women not so much, although I know a mulatto who fucks 4-5 8-9/10 scandi women a week.
its more trashy women that burn coal here and the older generations are still pretty racist luckily

>he doesn't realize that every Elsa and Svenina fucks Mbongo and Ahmed for drugs until they settle down with Erik and Sven when they're done with the cock carousel

oh i am laffin

How do I stop hating women Veeky Forums?

Realize it's not them, it's you.

try living a day as a woman

lol good one

>>eventually pull my phone out and start browsing Veeky Forums

Two things caused this'

1) Drunk girls are sluts

2) You didn't seem to care about girls

This is a winning combination. You probably also look good which helps.

I didn't know what to do and I was bored

>You probably also look good which helps
No, that's the only defining factor you retard

youtube.com/watch?v=IuXgXLGmGKY

>German girls
>Conservative

Doubt that, seeing as your country has the highest rate of young girls having uploaded amateur porn in the world, almost 70% of 19-25 year olds have at some point uploaded an amateur porn video onto public internet...

that number seems a bit high, but I can personally vouch for german girls being as slutty as they come. some girl was grinding on me, made out for 5 minutes, then I raw dogged her in the bathroom without ever talking to her

>thumbnail
brrraaaappppttt

>white women
LMAO

yes... yes... well done user

>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
>pull my phone out and start browsing Veeky Forums
Anything but this.

>losing your virginity
Why would you do that! Now you'll never be a wizard!

>wearing crocs and khakis at a frat party
You're a god among men.

British accents subconsciously give the air of sophistication, culture, and intelligence even if you're a fucking retard. You'd probably do well here if you're even moderately attractive.

is this effay?

thinking of trying this aesthetic at the next party

Khakis and crocs rely almost entirely on your confidence in yourself. If you're attractive and you act like it it'll work.

What do you say when a girl says "you're really cute" or just in general compliments you?

thanks, you too

"I know"

exact same thing happened to me.
i was 6'4 265 with a good face my entire highschool year until i lost 60 pounds junior year.

i went to a party after losing weight and had good looking girls all over me.

lost my virginity to a 8/10 girl with huge tits and it was fucking awesome.
taught me that FACE/FRAME/HEIGHT is not a meme and alchohol is an amazing social lubricant

>eventually pull my phone out and start browsing Veeky Forums

only correct answer desu
>If you are the ironic douche, you'll get sloots

Chad wants them to feel his boner.

>What is the muzz
youtube.com/watch?v=ixpKCz2Uuho

Fucking took the A N E S bro

Keep your cocks in your pants. These whores will fuck any alpha that moves and are most likely roasties that have been fucked since the 8th grade. Find a modest and submissive yet smart qt to breed with.

>freshmen year
>would wear button ups and jeans to parties

>senior year (now)
>wears gym shorts or sweatpants with t shirts and raggedy sneakers to parties.
>still get female attention somehow

Where did all my fucks go, guys?

>muzzing in 2017

got some bad news for ya buddy

OP here

But won't it better if I get some experience with the sluts? I've kissed girls and been blown, but practice couldn't hurt could it?