How much do I need to lift to get a girl like this?

How much do I need to lift to get a girl like this?

she looks about ~200lbs

nothing

Bullshit

If you can lift the fridge you'll have something similar

That's literally the average (not morbidly obese, so maybe not average) white girl.

you don't, you just need money

gross bro have some self respect

>squat 2 plate
>begin to feel like a big boy
>still no gf

>squat 3 plate
>no gf, surely any day now

>squat 4 plate 3 weeks ago
>still no gf

i-i'l just keep at it then lads

Lift? LOL none at all, in fact you should SIT DOWN ON THE COUCH and START EATING PIZZA everyday, get nice and fat and diseased, because that girl is FAT and she won't feel comfortable around someone who is not also FAT.

by white you mean american

You get a gf at a 3pl8 bench, and 2pl8 ohp

You fell for the squat meme

Why didn't you believe them when anons told you grills don't care how much you can squat?

> Fat, ugly, cheslet, hiplet.

Shouldn't need to lift anything

I wouldn't have put it as harsh as this guy, but hes right.

> thinking girls care about squats

If you genuinely lift for female attention then just bench, curl and crunch.

>tfw when hot, high test chick smiles at me awkwardly but I don't say anything to her

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Otter

Kek

me in the back

Add asslet to that list. With a shit tattoo, good bait thread.

fuck your girl OP, disgusting

This girl is fucking gorgeous.

>How much do I need to lift to get a girl like this?
She isn't going to settle for anything less than 6'2, 200 lb, 10% bf, earning $100K+ I'm afraid OP. Maybe if you work hard for a few years a girl in McDonald's will let you buy a McFlurry

Zero,

Why do girls weigh much more than they look?

Or maybe I just can't accurately determine their general weight

What did he mean by this?

>those buoys just a few meters from the beach where the water is still waist high

0/10 would not swim

They usually wear clothes that hide any extra weight and boobs toss an extra bit as well.

Pretty bad when thats a goal.

Did she dig that path way to lay her eggs?

>that face
ugh

you need a BBC.

She needs a BBC

Better pic

What's wrong with it?

Jesus Christ man just stop already..

Based Fridgemode

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> That face
> How much do I have to lift

Just don't be a loser, take care of yourself, and get a decent job.

>How much do I need to lift
as long as you can lift a paper bag to put over that face you'll be good.

10/10

4 plates

hail lord scooby

Guess again

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fuck she has those leggings high up to cover up that muffin top.

how many marathons do I have to run to get a guy like this

you done psychoanalyzing pictures on a taiwanese image board?

150-160

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You probably just are bad at accurately determining the weight of someone much smaller than you.

at my fattest i was no where near this. i know american women are on average big but arent most teen girls really body conscious and have fast metabolisms? either you have low standards or im above average, nice !